Torture the Unrequited Love Above You ^^^

[Wild_Honey_66]

Imagine that you have a desperate crush on the person above you, but they refuse to give you the time of day (how rude).
You are in such turmoil that you hate them almost as much as you love them.

Now is the time for payback.



Tell us how you will exact your revenge on the one who has spurned your affections.

Make them suffer!!

 

[Penuche]

ex lax truffles

 

[MrHappy212]

Public spanking

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

ex lax truffles

are they dark chocolate?

Public spanking

that doesn't sound like torture to me!



forced blowjob by an old nun. with loose dentures.

 

[Penuche]

are they dark chocolate?

Ex lax is a senna-based laxative sold in the UK which is sort of disguised to look and taste vaguely like a few chunks of chocolate. AFAIK usual adult dose is one little square, or two if really bunged up.

It would be a terrible thing if, when making some truffles for your beloved, you were so distraught that you mistook the squares of exlax for the pre broken up spare bar of luxury chocolate and melted it in with the butter and cream...

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Ex lax is a senna-based laxative sold in the UK which is sort of disguised to look and taste vaguely like a few chunks of chocolate. AFAIK usual adult dose is one little square, or two if really bunged up.

It would be a terrible thing if, when making some truffles for your beloved, you were so distraught that you mistook the squares of exlax for the pre broken up spare bar of luxury chocolate and melted it in with the butter and cream...

wouldn't it, though? (new partner-in-crime ^^ )

 

[MrHappy212]

Ex lax is a senna-based laxative sold in the UK which is sort of disguised to look and taste vaguely like a few chunks of chocolate. AFAIK usual adult dose is one little square, or two if really bunged up.

It would be a terrible thing if, when making some truffles for your beloved, you were so distraught that you mistook the squares of exlax for the pre broken up spare bar of luxury chocolate and melted it in with the butter and cream...

we have X Lax in the states...I made brownies once, gave them out at school

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

we have X Lax in the states...I made brownies once, gave them out at school

shut up, you did not!

(^5 you little troublemaker )


replace his Charmin Ultra Soft with the see-thru stuff that falls apart in your hand and causes you to get poo on yourself.

 

[midwestyankee]

Refuses to torture her.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Refuses to torture her.

you brute!


doesn't tell him that making me laugh also makes me damp, and for damn sure doesn't let him sniff my creamy panties!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

pluck out her eyes and stuff them in her ears
so that she can neither see nor hear
the beautiful words that drip like honey
from the pen of her One True Love

 

[midwestyankee]

Still not biting.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Still not biting.

Spoilsport

Winds one of my hairs around your little toe as you sleep.






(Penuche)

 

[Blue]

Execution in the public square via comically oversized guillotine on charges of witchcraft.

 

[Farawyn]

Penuche being here in this thread is so sad.


I would steal Con's cat until he gave me the time of day.

 

[Blue]

Penuche being here in this thread is so sad.


I would steal Con's cat until he gave me the time of day.

Joke's on you, we're in different time zones!

Perform truly stunning feats of medical ineptitude in basic treatments and force her to watch.

 

[SissySalina]

Take a large syringe and force molasses under their door for them to walk into.

 

[cookiecat]

I'd force Sissy to talk in the first person when she posts.

 

[whenagain]

Forced to make public statement of political beliefs opposite of what they actually hold.

 

[twister947]

I'd force Sissy to talk in the first person when she posts.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Have their car swiped, painted Hello Kitty pink with sparkle finish and polka-dot upholstery, and replaced in time for them to go to work in the morning.

You're welcome!

 

[Azuldrgon]

Have their car swiped, painted Hello Kitty pink with sparkle finish and polka-dot upholstery, and replaced in time for them to go to work in the morning.

You're welcome!

tied down and hitachi.

 

[Bjerget]

tied down and hitachi.

*goes to his house and eats all his snax, in front of him*

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

*goes to his house and eats all his snax, in front of him*

Torture shiva? Perish the thought!

Torture her with tickles, maybe.

 

[LiteralLily]

Torture shiva? Perish the thought!

Torture her with tickles, maybe.

Oh, hello Carl

I think cbt.