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[TXRafe]

 

[Peter_Out]

Jealous

Just because he's prepared to put up with your bed behaviour.

(Sorry, that was meant to be "bad behaviour", but I'm absolutely going to leave the typo in!)

 

[Peter_Out]

No, she had two, and she was soaking them in @TXRafe's drink. Then things got a bit...weird.

Please stop, you're reminding me of an... incident... with an ex girlfriend.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

 

[UnquietDreams]

/folds arms and looks sternly at them both

NMK, thanks.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Just because he's prepared to put up with your bed behaviour.

(Sorry, that was meant to be "bad behaviour", but I'm absolutely going to leave the typo in!)

And if you were willing to put up with my bed behavior, you might get kisses too instead check your trousers, your pants are gone

 

[MisterAlice]

It's definitely a more bottom line department than S&P.

Did we always have a Standards and Practices department?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Just because he's prepared to put up with your bed behaviour.

(Sorry, that was meant to be "bad behaviour", but I'm absolutely going to leave the typo in!)

Oh, I absolutely am. Bed, couch, floor, shower, table, hood of my car, hood of someone else's car (but not while in traffic, because you have to draw the line somewhere)...

 

[UnquietDreams]

It's definitely a more bottom line department than S&P.

I see what you did there...

 

[Peter_Out]

And if you were willing to put up with my bed behavior, you might get kisses too

No. Brats must learn to do as they are told before they are allowed kisses.

check your trousers, your pants are gone

Sorry they're torn, I burst through them earlier.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

A chart? You and I define "funniest" in much different ways, my dude.

I love me a good spreadsheet. But “funny” isn’t really the descriptor I’d use either.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Oh, I absolutely am. Bed, couch, floor, shower, table, hood of my car, hood of someone else's car (but not while in traffic, because you have to draw the line somewhere)...

Of course, traffic is for the fun inside the car

 

[Sammysub07]

Readjusts your tiara… there much better.

Okay, there are varying definitions of the word "good." These ladies are very good.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Of course, traffic is for the fun inside the car

Exactly.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

No. Brats must learn to do as they are told before they are allowed kisses.

Wow. Just wow. Just... I guess you're never getting kisses from this brat

Sorry they're torn, I burst through them earlier.

Every time

 

[UnquietDreams]

No. Brats must learn to do as they are told before they are allowed kisses.

Yeah, I was never a "brat tamer" (my dominance takes a far different path) so I am just faking it as I go.

Oddly enough, it seems to be working...

 

[BrendaBear]

No. Brats must learn to do as they are told before they are allowed kisses.

 

[TXRafe]

No. Brats must learn to do as they are told before they are allowed kisses.


Sorry they're torn, I burst through them earlier.

this is probably the typical take...i think the girls have tried to explain that the bratting is more a game to push them and their partner. they want to be caught. the punishments are part of a more master/slave harder relationship. while they can be fun and playful to incorporate, the brats typically want nurturing and affection, with chasing, teasing, and "punishing" mixed it. i dont think we can teach these ladies much of anything, haha. pretty sure we're the ones being trained...

 

[MisterAlice]

Corporate splurged on a bonus for anyone who stimulates productivity in the right direction:

 

[Whiskeyjack]

And if you were willing to put up with my bed behavior, you might get kisses too instead check your trousers, your pants are gone

Wait... how do we get kisses?

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I love me a good spreadsheet. But “funny” isn’t really the descriptor I’d use either.

I dunno, I just finished a spreadsheet that isn't so much funny as it is fun

 

[BrendaBear]

Yeah, I was never a "brat tamer" (my dominance takes a far different path) so I am just faking it as I go.

Oddly enough, it seems to be working...

I think you are very successful because of ... um... other things....

And I don't speak for the others, but I absolutely guarantee, I will never, ever be a subby that just follows along and "obeys". I'm more like a cat. I'm there when I want to be, and I'm over knocking stuff off the shelves when it amuses me. This won't be changing.

 

[Sammysub07]

There is so much bullshit perfection in this post.

Did we always have a Standards and Practices department?

NOPe he made one up!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

this is probably the typical take...i think the girls have tried to explain that the bratting is more a game to push them and their partner. they want to be caught. the punishments are part of a more master/slave harder relationship. while they can be fun and playful to incorporate, the brats typically want nurturing and affecting, with chasing, teasing, and "punishing" mixed it. i dont think we can teach these ladies much of anything, haha. pretty sure we're the ones being trained...

Oh, Rafey-poo! You're learning so well

Corporate splurged on a bonus for anyone who stimulates productivity in the right direction:

Y'all definitely should send these to only a select few

Wait... how do we get kisses?
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[MischiefMakerAlways]

NOPe he made one up!

You're so cute when you pout