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even a little bit of poptart is a gateway drug to being overrun by a warehouse of naked poptarts all with nothing covering their young perfect nakedness!
I've never been so confused about pop tarts...
*pssst!*
*I hope there's blueberry!*
I feel like we should throw the pop tarts out. Maybe we should get different treats
 
I'm sorry... did you just say "throw the Pop Tarts out"???
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Je t'adore, but this is a side of you I've never seen before. I don't think I like it.
*whispers* we can have them somewhere else. Not here. I won't actually throw them out.

Now, what treat should we have here? Are double-stuffed oreos allowed or will that summon a weird naked cookie army too?
 
*whispers* we can have them somewhere else. Not here. I won't actually throw them out.

Now, what treat should we have here? Are double-stuffed oreos allowed or will that summon a weird naked cookie army too?
Mmm... you've got an "Oreo" I'd like to "double-stuff."
I'm not sure what that means, but I'm pretty sure Jesus wouldn't approve.

You know what? I'm drunk. I'll see myself out.

After I get some Pop-Tarts, of course.
 
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