Your_Viking_Slave
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You mean ugly, old guys!Are you slavering at the handsome men again, Nebs?
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You mean ugly, old guys!Are you slavering at the handsome men again, Nebs?
Nooooo you have got it all wrong! Iβm the angelBut... But... I thought I was the angel!
And I have a thing for those who like Vikings, and that thing gets me into lots of problems!I canβt help it Daisy, I have a thing for Vikings
I sure hope not...Nooooo you have got it all wrong! Iβm the angel
Cheeky will be out with her flamethrower on you if you donβt watch it!! See dem rulz on the first page. Thou Shalt Not Depreciate Thyself Or Others.You mean ugly, old guys!
Yes, Ma'am.Cheeky will be out with her flamethrower on you if you donβt watch it!! See dem rulz on the first page. Thou Shalt Not Depreciate Thyself Or Others.
Yer welcome
Nooooo you have got it all wrong! Iβm the angel
I am so happy to hear that DioI'm feeling so much better thank you how's your weekend going?
NotedWhat?
No
Of course not
No
Never
He does, a public oneI think he wants a spanking
Oooohh and heβs in Australia. Ask him if he will ship me a dingo. I will pay
Don't even think about it!He does, a public one
I have no idea, but you still did it!@Your_Viking_Slave what did I do why are you mad?
Iβm sorry. You should have had me hide in the bushes like Steve Martin in Roxanne .Yes, I ended up messaging him Though looking back on it, I think it was a boring, not going to stand out in any way, message. Oh well.
I have a pretty basic vibrator. It's purple
Have a productive packing day Strix!Ok folks, I'm off to get the cavalry, aka Mom here, and then it's all about packing. Se you at some point!
Good luck dear StrixOk folks, I'm off to get the cavalry, aka Mom here, and then it's all about packing. Se you at some point!
Good luck!Ok folks, I'm off to get the cavalry, aka Mom here, and then it's all about packing. Se you at some point!
Diosa! You can do better than that!! His inbox is probably filled with messages about girls creaming their panties listening to his voice. @cheekygirl75 , I will help you!Agree. Let's draft a new message!!
Here's my first draft:
Thinking back I didn't like my first message and I may or may not have had some liquid courage and decided to give this a second try so here I go
I have touched myself so many times listening to your sexy voice and so many more wondering if you're as _____(sexy/filthy/hot etc) 1-1.
I'm up for it if you are
The end
Iβm in!Hey, if @gga3737 is selling them on StubHub, wanna go to a They Might Be Giants concert with me in Sept?
I said it was a draft! I was just getting the ball rolling!Diosa! You can do better than that!! His inbox is probably filled with messages about girls creaming their panties listening to his voice. @cheekygirl75 , I will help you!