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If Richard's Horse Could Speak
Young Squire, steal me! Chivalry is dead!
Two wasp waist maidens from the village plead
for God inside our tents. As for the priest
to whom God promised victory, he's drunk.
I smelled it in his robe. I fain would smell
the slop from sties where pigs have shat and pissed.
This stink is called the War of Roses, Boy,
its Houses red and white; the white one's dead,
but no one ever saw it wither. Christ!
I fain would ride with rebels in the Pale
and know it's cattle what I'm dying for
than take a pike for Richard, House of York.
His kingdom, aye, is no place for a horse.
Young Squire, steal me! Chivalry is dead!
Two wasp waist maidens from the village plead
for God inside our tents. As for the priest
to whom God promised victory, he's drunk.
I smelled it in his robe. I fain would smell
the slop from sties where pigs have shat and pissed.
This stink is called the War of Roses, Boy,
its Houses red and white; the white one's dead,
but no one ever saw it wither. Christ!
I fain would ride with rebels in the Pale
and know it's cattle what I'm dying for
than take a pike for Richard, House of York.
His kingdom, aye, is no place for a horse.
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