what was the strangest object you ever used on yourself??

[Kinkybytch]

OK question i want to know what is the strangest object you used while masturbating?? Because my husband asked me about if i would use broomstick on myself and just curious to know what you guys thought about it???

 

[mackkjackk]

glass thermometre

 

[badbeth]

I'm not sure which is stranger, but I've ridden the bedpost, a Soft Shave bottle, both ends of a softball bat (not at the same time, obviously - the big end fits my twat, the little end fits my ass but only just past the sphincter), beer bottles, gear sticks, zucchini, seedless cucumbers, flashlights, and the fists of several girls.

 

[onthelonely]

if ur american u prob wont know what twiglets are or pepperami sticks,

 

[jros4]

i have used

I have used beer bottles, plunger handles, dildos, fingers, small bottles..oh did i mention that I am a guy?

 

[helix27]

I'm not sure which is stranger, but I've ridden the bedpost, a Soft Shave bottle, both ends of a softball bat (not at the same time, obviously - the big end fits my twat, the little end fits my ass but only just past the sphincter), beer bottles, gear sticks, zucchini, seedless cucumbers, flashlights, and the fists of several girls.

would love to see the bedpost and gear stick!!

 

[alyssawesome29]

I'm not sure which is stranger, but I've ridden the bedpost, a Soft Shave bottle, both ends of a softball bat (not at the same time, obviously - the big end fits my twat, the little end fits my ass but only just past the sphincter), beer bottles, gear sticks, zucchini, seedless cucumbers, flashlights, and the fists of several girls.

I have used beer bottles, plunger handles, dildos, fingers, small bottles..oh did i mention that I am a guy?

Beth and jros, kudos to you two! Which "toys" did you enjoy the most? Personally, before I got my vibrator, I was pretty creative too haha. The weirdest (and most unfulfilling) by far were using a piece of celery, concave side used for penetration, and regular crayola 10-pack markers ... They always cause bleeding, so I quickly learned that that was a bad idea, no matter how horny I was! Haha but my other sex toy of choice was the handle of this melon baller tool in our pantry that I still have in my closet to this day. Ah, good 'ol memories.

 

[Kinkybytch]

Beth and jros, kudos to you two! Which "toys" did you enjoy the most? Personally, before I got my vibrator, I was pretty creative too haha. The weirdest (and most unfulfilling) by far were using a piece of celery, concave side used for penetration, and regular crayola 10-pack markers ... They always cause bleeding, so I quickly learned that that was a bad idea, no matter how horny I was! Haha but my other sex toy of choice was the handle of this melon baller tool in our pantry that I still have in my closet to this day. Ah, good 'ol memories.

Hahaha!!! I used a celery stick before too....lol

 

[KinkyGoose]

I always love threads like this! I can't help but wonder what gets used sexually whenever I am at one of my sexy friends' apartments

What mundane objects of thiers that I touched might have been used to give them sweaty, screaming orgasms? My cock stiffens reading your posts and thinking about it

Keep on, ladies

 

[Kinkybytch]

So wondering should i let my husband use the broomstick???....lol
Im just worried about a splinter or two
Oh i also used a hot dog in my younger years and well lets just say i miss the beeper days i used to page myself every second to feel the vibration on my clit while i fingered myself with 1 sometimes 2 even 3 fingers

 

[Pinktacokitty]

What could be stranger than men? They have this sticky out thing you play with and it gets hard, you play with it too much it spits at you then hides. Then it refuses to come out till you play with it more, seems strange to me.

 

[deecee53]

What could be stranger than men? They have this sticky out thing you play with and it gets hard, you play with it too much it spits at you then hides. Then it refuses to come out till you play with it more, seems strange to me.

That's funny, but true !!

 

[bothworldslover]

legs wide open

a cucumber my neighbor girls got it for me from the garden then they helped me with it ,it was so nice i sat in my lawn chair and took off my bottom swim suit and spread my legs apart and the girls got me so wet the cucumber slipped right in and each girl fucked me with it ,wish it was summer again instead of this cold winter--------susan------kisses

 

[*Twisted*]

What could be stranger than men? They have this sticky out thing you play with and it gets hard, you play with it too much it spits at you then hides. Then it refuses to come out till you play with it more, seems strange to me.

LMFAO!!!!! We are just terrible as sex toys Pink

 

[bellinda69]

so far i've used: cucumber, eggplant(the long variety), back of a hair brush, hair straightener(a busted one), lotion bottle, a beer bottle.

 

[youngleo]

Electric tooth brush.

 

[stargazer105]

His shaving cream brush

And bottleneck of baileys he drank from*

 

[pisces65]

I've used a broom stick. Most of them are coated with plastic now anyway - so no worries about splinters. I've used beer bottles, done the back of my hair brush and my curling iron (unplugged, of course). Also, champagne bottle, cucumbers, hot dogs. Oh, and an ear of corn (de-husked).

 

[a_gstring4u]

chunks of ice, all sorts of sizes with a large spoon really really cold

 

[whalee]

What could be stranger than men? They have this sticky out thing you play with and it gets hard, you play with it too much it spits at you then hides. Then it refuses to come out till you play with it more, seems strange to me.

Right on!!

 

[LusciousLoralie]

Barbie

 

[akazie]

I have used a beer bottle, carrot, cucumber, teddy bear, screwdriver, hairbrush, deodorant bottle, pillow, side of the bed. There is probably more.....

 

[RuReal]

Pager a girlfriend had me stick it down my pants and would page me a few times. LOL

 

[andrewgoogle]

The strangest object would have to be the vibrating handle on my shaver. I inserted it in my anus for prostate stimulation. It did the job!

 

[AmandaBa6969]

dildo, vibrator, beer bottle (long neck..on a dare), and a cucumber...