have you recieved Bad head

[Halient]

I just got back in from a hookup and have to say that the head was by far the worse that I have ever gotten.

This case it was pretty dry, no tongue play and way to much teeth.

Anyone else have this happen?

Post your experiences

 

[Heatlessfever]

What I want to know is how the fuck is it possible for a woman to give bad head?

Wait, what I am implying is not that it is your fault, but that how the fuck can a chick with any interest in the dick, not know how to suck one?

What the fuck is wrong with some women now days?

Go read the penis sucking tutorial. Ellen Degeneres left it in the women's dressing room at a stripper's costume shop.

I mean, not to imply that I am some great cock sucker...but, there's just some shit that is common sense. Common fuck sense.

 

[Halient]

the worse thing about tonight's experience was that she was so proud and excited but to me it felt like the desert in her mouth

 

[Heatlessfever]

If she sucked (no pun intended...), you should have gently guided her into doing it the right way. What, was she some young, inexperienced, unimaginative bimbo?

Guide her, tell her how you like it, be sweet and teach her. A woman can't learn any other way. Same applies to oral for women and any other given couple. Maybe you should have kissed her to work her saliva up. In order to get a good blow job, just like a pussy, you have to coax a mouth into being ready for you.

It's the way of men's lives, coaxing and coaxing. Oh so hard. Haha.

 

[a_dream_to_some]

I could not have said it better. If she needs lessons I am available. I'll turn her around for you. We can't have others ruin it for the rest of us who worked so hard to get it right

 

[Halient]

shes actually 28 and just started having sex about 2 years ago so i think its just inexperience, i tried to give her hints but after 30 min of bad head i pulled out, pulled her up to me made out with her to end it and took her hand in mine and jerked and told her when i was going to blow so she could take swallow it

 

[Heatlessfever]

Sometimes you just gotta be forward about it. If I were dude going through that experience, I would have just gently pulled it out and told her that it feels all right, but there are things she could be doing much better and then I would show her.

It sounds mean written here, but being that I have the mindset of a woman, I could think of the right words and the right coaxing. Haha, it's easier for me.

 

[Kaio1976]

The first time I ever had a blowjob (before I met Bella) after she was done I actually remember thinking...And guys like this? Not even joking either...

 

[Heatlessfever]

I do not claim to be an expert at sucking dick...but, how does one not know, or at least assume the basics?

Kaio, what experience changed your mind about receiving oral?

 

[sinfulz]

Obviously bella must give good well "oral"

 

[Kaio1976]

I do not claim to be an expert at sucking dick...but, how does one not know, or at least assume the basics?

Kaio, what experience changed your mind about receiving oral?

I lived in the dorms on base in California and never smoked in it because I hated the smell...well, my wife (girlfriend at the time) stayed the night with me and took me in her mouth. She gave me such a mindblowing orgasm that I lit up in my room. I almost passed out from pleasure. It was fucking great!

 

[Halient]

I lived in the dorms on base in California and never smoked in it because I hated the smell...well, my wife (girlfriend at the time) stayed the night with me and took me in her mouth. She gave me such a mindblowing orgasm that I lit up in my room. I almost passed out from pleasure. It was fucking great!

Lucky man

 

[texharley]

I just got back in from a hookup and have to say that the head was by far the worse that I have ever gotten.

This case it was pretty dry, no tongue play and way to much teeth.

Anyone else have this happen?

Post your experiences

My first wife usually gave great head and swallowed and moaned like crazy as my cum flowed to her stomach. However one time she vomited all over my cock and inside my patns just as I was cumming. That had to be the worst.

 

[massacoppsan]

I can top this. In my previous years when I was in the marines I went to a Jack Shack. aka A private dancing parlor aka. Whorehouse.

So I pick my girl and fork over some cash. Girl goes to work. One problem

She is god awful. What am I supposed to do? Give advice to a woman who does this shit for a living?

I mean she doesnt go deep, she is too rough with the hands and is trying to jam her tongue all the way down my urethra.

So finally time is nearing completion and she looks up at me and says "You've got stamina i'll give you that."

My thought was "Its only because my ex girlfriend who had never done this before is better at it than you"

Finally I tell her just to stroke it so I can at least cum before the time is up.

So yeah. Can anyone beat that one?

 

[Heatlessfever]

I can top this. In my previous years when I was in the marines I went to a Jack Shack. aka A private dancing parlor aka. Whorehouse.

So I pick my girl and fork over some cash. Girl goes to work. One problem

She is god awful. What am I supposed to do? Give advice to a woman who does this shit for a living?

I mean she doesnt go deep, she is too rough with the hands and is trying to jam her tongue all the way down my urethra.

So finally time is nearing completion and she looks up at me and says "You've got stamina i'll give you that."

My thought was "Its only because my ex girlfriend who had never done this before is better at it than you"

Finally I tell her just to stroke it so I can at least cum before the time is up.

So yeah. Can anyone beat that one?

Maybe she didn't want to be sucking your cock for a living.

 

[massacoppsan]

Maybe she didn't want to be sucking your cock for a living.

Then maybe she should also have considered taking off her wedding ring and maybe not sucking cock for a living

 

[Heatlessfever]

Then maybe she should also have considered taking off her wedding ring and maybe not sucking cock for a living

Maybe you shouldn't make assumptions about her life situation.

Also, paying money for the use of somebody's body is hardly short of buying somebody and buying somebody is hardly short of indentured servitude.

 

[massacoppsan]

According to the sign in the front I was only paying for use of the room and the nice lady's time. Anything else that happened was between consenting adults.

 

[Heatlessfever]

According to the sign in the front I was only paying for use of the room and the nice lady's time. Anything else that happened was between consenting adults.

According to my manual of semantics paying for time in which sexual favors are expected is equivalent to paying for sex.

You pay for time.

There is something within that temporal period that will be given in exchange for the money.

What are you paying for the time for? For what reason would you pay for time unless to receive a "service" within that time?

You were paying to get a blow job.

Just like taking a car to wash or to the mechanic, they give you an allotted amount of time in which the service will be performed. You’re paying for the time and the service.

 

[massacoppsan]

I yield my lady I yield. Mercy please.

 

[warmnhard]

Yeah I have recieved a bad one before...dry mouth...too rough..sucked too hard left bruises on the head of my cock...she thought she was great...lol.
Anyway, she got offended when I tried to "guide" her...thus...bad head...

 

[youngleo]

There is no BAD HEAD, its just that some head is better than others

 

[SkAoUt]

Maybe you shouldn't make assumptions about her life situation.

Also, paying money for the use of somebody's body is hardly short of buying somebody and buying somebody is hardly short of indentured servitude.

Maybe you shouldn't be so judgmental.

You do have half a point. The only reason I'd hesitate visiting a prostitute (ok, second reason. The first being STI's) is the large # of women forced into the profession through no choice of their own.

 

[kurt_jester]

According to my manual of semantics paying for time in which sexual favors are expected is equivalent to paying for sex.

You pay for time.

There is something within that temporal period that will be given in exchange for the money.

What are you paying for the time for? For what reason would you pay for time unless to receive a "service" within that time?

You were paying to get a blow job.

Just like taking a car to wash or to the mechanic, they give you an allotted amount of time in which the service will be performed. You’re paying for the time and the service.

i've been giving you a hard time for not smiling in your threads because i thought possibly you borrowed the pictures from a friend and forgot to give them back. but you just said "semantics", "temporal", and "allotted" in a thread about blow jobs. you cut crap with inductive reasoning, and your participles didn't dangle. i'm nearly a fan. not that you should spend much time awake at night considering my fandom.

if you would write the word lit on your body in lipstick or marker and show your face in the pics, i would do whatever was necessary to have your children. and also be a big fan.

 

[Evolution21]

I have, but I think it was more psychological. I asked her to do it and she seemed happy to but didn't look like she was into it. So of course, I told her, "you know what, forget it." I was kinda disappointed, but I can't enjoy it if she's not.