Primalex: The service sub

[Primalex]

So,

I'm at your service - if you have a question about BDSM, politics, religion, computer science, art, medicine, cooking or about Primalex himself, then I'll answer it.

I will refrain from any bad language in here, too.

Of course, you can PM, too, if you don't want to reveal nasty details, like how you vote.

 

[Netzach]

What's the best gallery/museum show you've been to in the last 10 years?

 

[where]

how come you fancy Satindesire so much? ya know she's married

 

[rosco rathbone]

Why does my potatoe salad always come up short of true deliciousness?

 

[where]

what's a good way to build a website?

 

[MisterSir]

What's the deal with airplane food?

 

[eastern sun]

Does God exist?

 

[Primalex]

What's the best gallery/museum show you've been to in the last 10 years?

Difficult one.

Stavovské divadlo in Prague.

Okay, it doesn't count, it's a theater, but I think it's a museum, too - and it's more than 10 years ago since I was in Prague.

Body Worlds.

Tim Burton at the MoMA!

(Body Worlds... Tim Burton...hmmm.. pattern much?)

Otherwise, I fancy certain artists and then try to visit exhibitions where they are part of, f.e. I adore Dave Coba and so went to Caffe Vivaldi 2007 in NY.

 

[Primalex]

how come you fancy Satindesire so much?

Correlation. I'm attracted by illogicality. All other posters are less illogical.

 

[Primalex]

Why does my potatoe salad always come up short of true deliciousness?

Add some granulated vegetable broth.

 

[FloggingMolly]

What do you look like?

 

[Primalex]

what's a good way to build a website?

Private:
Learn HTML and CSS and handcode it with a plain editor.

Commercial:
Pay someone to do this for you.

 

[Primalex]

Does God exist?

It's better for His reputation if He does not.

 

[where]

Correlation. I'm attracted by illogicality. All other posters are less illogical.

Pffft!

and

Pffft!

Private:
Learn HTML and CSS and handcode it with a plain editor.

Commercial:
Pay someone to do this for you.

that is gibberish to me. apart from the pay someone, which I can't do.

 

[Primalex]

What's the deal with airplane food?

What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld's comedy?

 

[Primalex]

What do you look like?

Lit didn't accept a picture of my cock, it said it's too big.

Edit:
<Removed the pictures - intended recipient did see them>

 

[Primalex]

that is gibberish to me. apart from the pay someone, which I can't do.

Buy a book.

Or offer sexual services to someone who can write HTML and CSS.

Or at least pretend the opportunity that the nerd will receive this after he finished coding for you.

 

[niv78]

Pffft!

and

Pffft!



that is gibberish to me. apart from the pay someone, which I can't do.

Your best option is to use a WYSIWYG, like adobe go live, or use wordpress which is very easy to do and everything is plugin based, upload a plugin and bam, no coding necessary.

 

[JMohegan]

What's up with the creepy avatar?

Also - will you be joining WD's "I'd rather leave the country than live with more Mexicans" campaign? Or would you rather join me at Netzach's party to celebrate WD leaving?

 

[where]

Buy a book.

Or offer sexual services to someone who can write HTML and CSS.

Or at least pretend the opportunity that the nerd will receive this after he finished coding for you.

ooooh that looks like I could follow it!

a better option than trying to sell sexual favours. even geeky nerds ahve standards.

Your best option is to use a WYSIWYG, like adobe go live, or use wordpress which is very easy to do and everything is plugin based, upload a plugin and bam, no coding necessary.

I have iWeb but it's a bit basic and I need it to look slick and sexy.

 

[Primalex]

What's up with the creepy avatar?

It's a Big Daddy.

Actually, it's a puppet of a Big Daddy.

It's shown in the end of Bioshock 1.

Also - will you be joining WD's "I'd rather leave the country than live with more Mexicans" campaign? Or would you rather join me at Netzach's party to celebrate WD leaving?

Neither. I'll do a public reading of The Tortilla Curtain.

 

[BiBunny]

Buy a book.

Or offer sexual services to someone who can write HTML and CSS.

Or at least pretend the opportunity that the nerd will receive this after he finished coding for you.

Hmm. Do you have any suggestions for somebody who can do (very) basic HTML, but doesn't really know a whole bunch about CSS? My sites are Wordpress sites because a.) it's easy and b.) it's effective for what I need it for, but I'd love to create my own themes.

 

[Primalex]

Hmm. Do you have any suggestions for somebody who can do (very) basic HTML, but doesn't really know a whole bunch about CSS? My sites are Wordpress sites because a.) it's easy and b.) it's effective for what I need it for, but I'd love to create my own themes.

In my very humble opinion, it's not worth the effort. CSS is not difficult at all, but it requires a lot of fiddling and then of course custom images for a good theme. You receive nearly the same results if you pick a theme that is close to what you want and just replace a few images.

 

[JMohegan]

It's a Big Daddy.

Actually, it's a puppet of a Big Daddy.

It's shown in the end of Bioshock 1.



Neither. I'll do a public reading of The Tortilla Curtain.

I'm a video game virgin. How old were you when you started to play?

I've heard about Tortilla Curtain, but haven't read it. Sounds like a good choice.

 

[Primalex]

I'm a video game virgin. How old were you when you started to play?

I really don't know. I know that it was an arcade game and that I couldn't see the screen at all. My first computer was the Commodore VIC-20. At 12 I won a computer tournament in the age range 12-17. I quickly turned to online communication though. At the age of 18 I had $ 400,- phone bills for long distance calls.