Canada from Eh to Zed

[Keroin]

It was Myron Floren. Now, can I come in, please?

Weeelllll...you did say 'please'.

Very well.

 

[midwestyankee]

Weeelllll...you did say 'please'.

Very well.

You're too young to remember Myron. I had a (French Canadian, of course) friend who really wanted to take over for Myron when he retired. He was a demon on the accordion.

 

[Keroin]

You're too young to remember Myron. I had a (French Canadian, of course) friend who really wanted to take over for Myron when he retired. He was a demon on the accordion.

Aahhhh, now I get it.

I remember the LW show but not in any great detail. My friends and I used to imitate Welk frequently, "Bring on the bubbles!" LOL.

OK, 50 bonus points for that answer! (I'm feeling generous today).

 

[MsDeanne]

Greeting and salutations..
eh

 

[Keroin]

Greeting and salutations..
eh

Howdy you there in Cowtown! Welcome to the Canada thread, eh.

Hold on, I'll throw some peanut shells on the floor and crank up the mechanical bull so you can feel at home.

 

[MsDeanne]

Hahaha.. Only if it comes with a Kokanee and a tequiila chaser...lol


and a rocky mountain bear fucker!!
lmao

 

[midwestyankee]

Xpost. See here for How Canadians View American Airport Security.

 

[redslady]

The loss of a great Canandian...RIP Leslie Nielsen, thanks for all the great laughs.

 

[Keroin]

The loss of a great Canandian...RIP Leslie Nielsen, thanks for all the great laughs.

Rumack: "You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital."

Elaine: "A hospital? What is it?"

Rumack: "A big building with patients, but that's not important right now."


Best straight man ever.

 

[midwestyankee]

He was also quite appreciative of Canadian wildlife.

 

[Keroin]

He was also quite appreciative of Canadian wildlife.

LOL! I loved that scene.

 

[lovebound]

He was also quite appreciative of Canadian wildlife.

If I had just heard the audio alone from that clip I'd have thought it was just a Canadian porno.

 

[midwestyankee]

If I had just heard the audio alone from that clip I'd have thought it was just a Canadian porno.

What makes a movie Canadian porn? Is it that the fluffers have to wear ear muffs for the cold?

 

[Keroin]

What makes a movie Canadian porn? Is it that the fluffers have to wear ear muffs for the cold?

No, I think it's that the craft service table only has Tim Horton's coffee and donuts.

Also, some of the dialogue...

"Fuck me harder, eh."

 

[midwestyankee]

No, I think it's that the craft service table only has Tim Horton's coffee and donuts.

Also, some of the dialogue...

"Fuck me harder, eh."

Shouldn't that be "I'm sorry, did my pussy get in the way of your raging hard tool?"

 

[Keroin]

Shouldn't that be "I'm sorry, did my pussy get in the way of your raging hard tool?"

That too.

(With a please and thank you thrown in for good measure.)

 

[midwestyankee]

That too.

(With a please and thank you thrown in for good measure.)

Right. Eh, these double maple crullers are as good as mamere used to make. I used to like dem a lot, me.

 

[Keroin]

Hm. So People Magazine, that beacon of journalism has chosen its “Sexiest Man Alive” for this year. I wonder what nationality he is? Hmmmmmmm...

Sexiest Man Alive!

 

[YourCaptor]

Hm. So People Magazine, that beacon of journalism has chosen its “Sexiest Man Alive” for this year. I wonder what nationality he is? Hmmmmmmm...

Sexiest Man Alive!

That guy is sexy?

I'm tied between saying, his face looks like it was pasted together from other faces, and, he kind of looks like me. Except I have a better chest and less fuzzys.

Today some random guy charged at me at the gas station, "you look like that guy in that move, and he just drives off, but I dont remember his name, or the name. But my kids would love and autograph from that guy."

 

[midwestyankee]

Hm. So People Magazine, that beacon of journalism has chosen its “Sexiest Man Alive” for this year. I wonder what nationality he is? Hmmmmmmm...

Sexiest Man Alive!

Oddest looking Khazakistanian I've ever seen. Who is he?

 

[teknight]

Wait a second! Who relegated Canada to BDSM?! What am I missing here?

 

[midwestyankee]

Wait a second! Who relegated Canada to BDSM?! What am I missing here?

Consider the degree of masochism needed to live in the frozen white north. Also consider the national obsession with politeness and then ask yourself if perhaps it's a nation of submissives.

 

[teknight]

Consider the degree of masochism needed to live in the frozen white north. Also consider the national obsession with politeness and then ask yourself if perhaps it's a nation of submissives.

I hadn't thought aboot that.

 

[lovebound]

Consider the degree of masochism needed to live in the frozen white north. Also consider the national obsession with politeness and then ask yourself if perhaps it's a nation of submissives.

I wouldn't be any evidence to the contrary.

Sorry, pardon me, thank you. Sorry.

 

[Keroin]

I wouldn't be any evidence to the contrary.

Sorry, pardon me, thank you. Sorry.

Have a nice day!

I read the issue of People Magazine mentioned above while I was at the dentist's office yesterday. They had a big spread with photos of Ryan Reynolds and an interview. He was asked what he thought was cool about being Canadian. He listed several items but my favourite was "We can apologize on command." Beautiful stuff there.

Sorry.