Masturbating while your dog/cat watches you disdainfully

[NoJo]

Hot? or Distracting?

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[NoJo]

While the joke might be cat owners are really cat slaves it's not really a bdsm topic, surely?

Ok I'll add a ball gag to the scenario

 

[Eva_Star]

Ok I'll add a ball gag to the scenario

haha!


Distracted! I make him leave the room. I can't handle his silent judgement.

 

[pensivepoet]

While the joke might be cat owners are really cat slaves it's not really a bdsm topic, surely?

cats are so judgemental

 

[sot1974]

My dog has perpetual gas. So not only is he not hot but his odor kills everything.

 

[MastersDelight]

They probably watch disapprovingly because they're jealous bastards.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

While the joke might be cat owners are really cat slaves it's not really a bdsm topic, surely?

Hehe.

I had an engaging conversation along those lines recently. It ended with the following observations:

Her: Cat person. They need to be served, set the agenda, may or may not deign to acknowledge her, and will dish out random and creative humiliation along the way.

Me: Dog person. They're happiest at my feet, crave being played with and just loooove to meet my deep need for adoration.

 

[MastersDelight]

Hehe.

I had an engaging conversation along those lines recently. It ended with the following observations:

Her: Cat person. They need to be served, set the agenda, may or may not deign to acknowledge her, and will dish out random and creative humiliation along the way.

Me: Dog person. They're happiest at my feet, crave being played with and just loooove to meet my deep need for adoration.

That.... Is an alarming observation.

 

[MeekMe]

Hehe.

I had an engaging conversation along those lines recently. It ended with the following observations:

Her: Cat person. They need to be served, set the agenda, may or may not deign to acknowledge her, and will dish out random and creative humiliation along the way.

Me: Dog person. They're happiest at my feet, crave being played with and just loooove to meet my deep need for adoration.

That's what I like about cats. We both like affection, but it's in doses and doesn't require my constant attention. I watched a dog for my friend once and he made me uncomfortable just sitting at my feet waiting for me. Ick.

In a BDSM context, my cat once nearly ripped one of my nipples off while I was blindfolded because she thought my "jewelry" looked like a fun toy. (/ _ ; ) She's a ninja and I didn't hear or feel her even close to me. That was a surprise and the very last time the door was left open like that.

 

[Cakecups]

Cats are the best, end of story

 

[Farawyn]

Cats are the best, end of story

True Story.

Dogs are pretty damn cool, but are more shy of loud noises. *covers my face*

 

[Missingout]

Masturbating no, don't think I could.
Had the wife's cat watch us a few times while we were going at it.

 

[NoJo]

That.... Is an alarming observation.

It's also 100% true of me and her. I was born in the Year of the Dog, she the Cat.

I have all the best and worst canine attributes

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

That.... Is an alarming observation.

Alarming, yet freeing. Like finally just accepting that most of the world doesn't care all that much about its and it's and accepting that you're going to have to get a coffee mug or go on lit to find people who do. Wheeeeeeee!

That's what I like about cats. We both like affection, but it's in doses and doesn't require my constant attention. I watched a dog for my friend once and he made me uncomfortable just sitting at my feet waiting for me. Ick.

In a BDSM context, my cat once nearly ripped one of my nipples off while I was blindfolded because she thought my "jewelry" looked like a fun toy. (/ _ ; ) She's a ninja and I didn't hear or feel her even close to me. That was a surprise and the very last time the door was left open like that.

OK, I think your first paragraph is written in Esperanto because I can't make out any part of it. Incomprehensible.

The second paragraph is a movie scene and I don't know who stars in this scene (besides Mr. Sprinkles) but I know that I see a Ben Stilleresque person somewhere in the room.

Cats are the best, end of story

Oh.

Well, if it's End of Story and all.

You know, people always say, "Oh, MY cat is great. He's like a DOG." When's the last time you heard, "Oh, you'll LOOOOVE my golden retriever! She is, I swear, just like a goddamn cat! You'll LOVE that!"

True Story.

Dogs are pretty damn cool, but are more shy of loud noises. *covers my face*

I don't know what this means, but it involves sex or manslaughter or both.

 

[Farawyn]

I don't know what this means, but it involves sex or manslaughter or both.

Tuba. I play the tuba.

 

[cookiecat]

Totally hot when it's disdainful.
However, isn't disdain a cat trait only?

Dog would either be a little jelly that your attention is elsewhere OR
totally happy you're getting some.

 

[MeekMe]

OK, I think your first paragraph is written in Esperanto because I can't make out any part of it. Incomprehensible.

The second paragraph is a movie scene and I don't know who stars in this scene (besides Mr. Sprinkles) but I know that I see a Ben Stilleresque person somewhere in the room.

I'd love it if Reese Witherspoon played me. I think she's gorgeous.

 

[MyNameIsNO]

Totally hot when it's disdainful.
However, isn't disdain a cat trait only?

Dog would either be a little jelly that your attention is elsewhere OR
totally happy you're getting some.

My dogs are like "oh God she's at it again" and either 1) scoot over and make this weird groaning noise, or 2) jump off the bed all together.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[MastersDelight]

My cats are Siamese, they can be both a little doggy but also just very, intensively catty: they are like distilled cat, with the aloof taken out I think. My dogs varied on the breed. Special dog who died earlier this year was usually found curled up with the cats, they made a good trio. New little fire dog spent last night under the covers draped around my legs. I never had a dog that darts under the covers like this and honestly. Find it a little weird ( but warm) yet the cats' places under the covers pressed wRmly against me was never in doubt. I wouldn't say fire dog is catty, but she'd like to be in their crowd. The cats aren't keen

Little guy, who is 100 percent dog, one of the cats adores, and he loves her, has since a puppy. He lets her lick him, even though he hates it, he would not DREAM of doing anything so undignified as getting under a blanket, but he will curl into my back on a cold night, if I am on my side, or against my thigh otherwise. To keep me warm, you understand, HE, is a rough, tough working man and never needs companionship from his Elle. He quite often sleeps down stairs where he can see at least one of the exterior doors, just in case some one comes and he can throw the might of his 9 kilos of killer white fluff at them and let them have it. Or at least bark.

Mine is a dummy. Not so much intelligence wise but just in the dog sense. She's very trainable and knows right and wrong. She's playful and crazy outside but mostly quiet and calm inside except for the occasional excitedness. She sneeks into furniture when we're on it. As if afraid she may disturb us in her efforts. When on her level she'll shove her head under your arm and demand pets. She loves people, but the little ones bug her. She stoically endures their attention. She's very vicious sounding and looking when strangers approach. But she would sooner pee herself and run than actually bite someone.

 

[cookiecat]

"silken windhound"?

white afghan hound

I'd let this dog watch.

 

[NoJo]

I'd let this dog watch.

Perve.

 

[MastersDelight]

Havent had a dog in many many years.

Can't find a pic of my mutt's likeness.

She was a strawberry pitt bull mix, but I can't for the life of me find even one pic of a strawberry.

They're a show breed, like a large afghan hound, emphasis on silky hair, not frizzy, and pure white.

My dog was much smaller, with the short hair, barrel body and leg problems of a pitbull, but her hair grew fast and shed like an strawberry... which meant there was a perpetual preponderance of short white hair everywhere. Her head had wide jowls but her snout was long and narrow... it didn't seem like an odd headshape all through my childhood, yet I don't think i've ever seen a dog with quite that head shape ever since.

My pitt mix
http://imgur.com/MaUJP9N

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Admittance into the wanking arena will not be granted to any creature who fails to provide proof of human genitalia and appropriate demonstration of awe and respect for that which they are about to witness.

No pets!

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