The little things you've never done.

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[jezzilee]

I have never zip lined.

 

[Blue]

I've never worn below-ankle socks.

 

[SissySalina]

sissy has never flown a plane.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Farawyn]

I've never parted my hair on the right side.

 

[twister947]

I've never changed a diaper.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Then you have also never parented.
Lol
Congratulations..

I've never changed a diaper.

 

[cookiecat]

Never eaten cabbage.

 

[_Necrosomantic_]

I've never made a spinach dip in a loaf of sour dough bread.

I've also never stuck the word " fat " in someone's name and henceforth, referred to them as such.

... The hell have I been doing all my life?!?

 

[Farawyn]

I've never macraméd a pair of jeans shorts.

 

[Farawyn]

Never eaten cabbage.

Brussels sprouts?
Cole slaw?
Kimchee?

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

yanno...
I'd say that's probably a good thing, babe...

I've never macraméd a pair of jeans shorts.

 

[cookiecat]

Brussels sprouts?
Cole slaw?
Kimchee?

negative

 

[_Necrosomantic_]

negative

Deprived child

 

[cookiecat]

I've never macraméd a pair of jeans shorts.

I made a halter top out of dish towels.

I don't think I've ever macramed anything. I've hodge podged.

 

[cookiecat]

Deprived child

Cabbage?

No.

I make up for it in Lucky Charms.

 

[_Necrosomantic_]

Cabbage?

No.

I make up for it in Lucky Charms.

Look, I love sugary pressboard and marshmellows as much as the next guy, but that's hardly a substitute.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Farawyn]

I am trying to imagine life with never having put coleslaw in a sandwich. Cookie, I love cabbage

Signed fatElle

Me too!
Love,
Fatawyn

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[HisArpy]

I have never owned a surfboard. (Or gone surfing.)
I have never been to Hawaii. (Or desire to go.)
I have never stuck my tongue to a frozen flagpole.
I have never worn sandals.

 

[_Necrosomantic_]

I am trying to imagine life with never having put coleslaw in a sandwich. Cookie, I love cabbage

Signed fatElle

Me too!
Love,
Fatawyn

Yeeeeaaaah, see Cookie? Need to give it a try.

Sincerely,
_Necrosofatic_
( Ha, shit actually works in my name!... Aw, I made myself feel bad.)

 

[Blue]

I am trying to imagine life with never having put coleslaw in a sandwich. Cookie, I love cabbage

Signed fatElle

Me too!
Love,
Fatawyn

Yeeeeaaaah, see Cookie? Need to give it a try.

Sincerely,
_Necrosofatic_
( Ha, shit actually works in my name!... Aw, I made myself feel bad.)

Consaturates?
Concellulite?
Cholesterolience?