🧝🏼‍♀️Sprite’s Confessions🤫

[joclfc]

Sorry i put this on you

 

[FreckledSprite]

Sorry i put this on you

I was serious. Me. I’m my favorite subject

 

[joclfc]

I was serious. Me. I’m my favorite subject

We'll find out about that

 

[LostHorizon]

I was serious. Me. I’m my favorite subject

Well… it is your thread.

 

[FreckledSprite]

It’s not random. It’s data used to convince the INTJ I know how to solve the problem.

 

[LostHorizon]

Which one is ENFP again?

 

[FreckledSprite]

Which one is ENFP again?

We’re the Campaigners. Everyone’s best friend. Good at marketing but have to be careful not to cross over into manipulation.

 

[FreckledSprite]

Dddduuuuuuuuuddeeeee

If you guys are thinking of shooting your shot please have something better than:

What are you willing to share with me?
Can you tell me all the sorded (his spelling. I know how to spell sordid) details?

Wide open bullshit leaving a lot open to interpretation. Low effort messages intended to make the other person do all the heavy lifting in conversation. I really don’t enjoy having my time wasted by the socially impaired.

 

[DirrrtyDanny]

So… you like… stuff?

 

[FreckledSprite]

So… you like… stuff?

It really just meant Send Noods

 

[Broken_paladin]

so...whats your sign?

 

[FreckledSprite]

so...whats your sign?

At least that is something solid. What I got is

If you don’t want to share, fine, if you’re interested please share.

Interested in what!? Finding out how someone doesn’t have better social skills than that? I did advise him to work on it because I’m helpful.

 

[Apisto42]

At least that is something solid. What I got is

If you don’t want to share, fine, if you’re interested please share.

Interested in what!? Finding out how someone doesn’t have better social skills than that? I did advise him to work on it because I’m helpful.

Maybe he wanted to talk about dark energy and or string theory.

 

[DirrrtyDanny]

“…you look like you might be in possession of some tits that I would like to have in my mouth. What would be helpful is if you sent me evidence that this is the case. If so, I will gladly offer up my mouth for said testing.”

Sentence structure, phrasing is key.

 

[LostHorizon]

At least that is something solid. What I got is

If you don’t want to share, fine, if you’re interested please share.

Interested in what!? Finding out how someone doesn’t have better social skills than that? I did advise him to work on it because I’m helpful.

Obviously he wants you to share your favorite recipes.

 

[Apisto42]

Obviously he wants you to share your favorite recipes.

That’s often a good opening salvo.

If you’re trying to pick up at the church potluck.

 

[LostHorizon]

That’s often a good opening salvo.

If you’re trying to pick up at the church potluck.

Recipes are very important. One can learn a lot about others if they take the time to find out their favorite recipes.

 

[DirrrtyDanny]

That’s often a good opening salvo.

If you’re trying to pick up at the church potluck.

… I tend to just stir the bisque with my prick

 

[FreckledSprite]

“…you look like you might be in possession of some tits that I would like to have in my mouth. What would be helpful is if you sent me evidence that this is the case. If so, I will gladly offer up my mouth for said testing.”

Sentence structure, phrasing is key.

What I usually get is, “Show me your body, baby.” Your phrasing would actually make me consider sending.

 

[FreckledSprite]

Obviously he wants you to share your favorite recipes.

I do wish the Hula Hoop cocktail was more popular so I guess I could start sharing when asked to show something.

 

[LostHorizon]

I do wish the Hula Hoop cocktail was more popular so I guess I could start sharing when asked to show something.

That’s it!

 

[FreckledSprite]

That’s often a good opening salvo.

If you’re trying to pick up at the church potluck.

My daughter says I make the best meatloaf in the world.

 

[Apisto42]

I do wish the Hula Hoop cocktail was more popular so I guess I could start sharing when asked to show something.

I’m intrigued.

But lazy. It’s been a long day of trying to keep myself busy.

What is a Hula Hoop cocktail?

 

[FreckledSprite]

Recipes are very important. One can learn a lot about others if they take the time to find out their favorite recipes.

The problem I have is I refuse to measure things. I go by…smell

 

[FreckledSprite]

I’m intrigued.

But lazy. It’s been a long day of trying to keep myself busy.

What is a Hula Hoop cocktail?

Shot and a half of Gin
Pineapple juice
Splash of OJ

I like to garnish with red things.