OK @Booboobear84 it WAS a great thread, but dammit, the Vocaroo files are all expired.
Now, while that means all the stories are once again available...I picked something new. I found a parody of "My Favourite Things". I worked it over with a flogger and a Hitachi, dumped the stuff I didn't like, and add some.
No, I am not going to sing. I couldn't carry a tune in a bucket. I have the same five note range as Willie Nelson and Tom Waites. So here goes, as a reading