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[Chloe_Harper]

If I can't be sexy, I am good at awkward and vaguely amusing.

Did someone say you aren't sexy? There's nothing more sexy than someone who is also awkward and more than vaguely amusing

 

[BrendaBear]

If I can't be sexy, I am good at awkward and vaguely amusing.

Huh? Intelligence is very sexy… you are sexy whether you want to admit it or not.

Okay, you can be a twatwaffle sometimes but still…

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Huh? Intelligence is very sexy… you are sexy whether you want to admit it or not.

Oh, fuck yes... intelligence, wit, being able to keep up...

 

[BrendaBear]

Okay... did anyone else wonder why he is driving his wife away? What did she do? Did he leave her at some truck stop or something?

So many questions!!!

Eddie Rabbitt - Drivin' My Life Away

*** okay, the song was in my head and I felt I needed to share ***

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Did he leave her at some truck stop or something?

Yes. Yes he did. Ask no more questions

 

[UnquietDreams]

Oh, fuck yes... intelligence, wit, being able to keep up...

While I agree that a smart woman who reads for pleasure is the thing that attracts me the most, by far...
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[Chloe_Harper]

While I agree that a smart woman who reads for pleasure is the thing that attracts me the most, by far...
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What is with all some of the more wonderful men and all their self-deprecating talk how do we motivate the ones who need to stop talking poorly about themselves kisses? Taking away the fun pics? Taking away the kisses? Only posting toes?

I'm open to ideas because a small group of y'all clearly need some kind of motivation to stop talking poorly about themselves. *puts hands on hips*

 

[BrendaBear]

While I agree that a smart woman who reads for pleasure is the thing that attracts me the most, by far...
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I don't think that's true at all. Let me turn off my brat for a moment... (it won't last long)... you are a good man and we always enjoy seeing your posts.

*** Brat mode restored ***

 

[BrendaBear]

What is with all some of the more wonderful men and all their self-deprecating talk how do we motivate the ones who need to stop talking poorly about themselves kisses? Taking away the fun pics? Taking away the kisses? Only posting toes?

I'm open to ideas because a small group of y'all clearly need some kind of motivation to stop talking poorly about themselves. *puts hands on hips*

Maybe give him a good stare? That works for @Wand3rlust ...

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Maybe give him a good stare? That works for @Wand3rlust ...

I don't think my stares are good so, I will just have to keep thinking. Plus, it needs to work on the rest of them too. I now have a list.

 

[UnquietDreams]

What is with all some of the more wonderful men and all their self-deprecating talk how do we motivate the ones who need to stop talking poorly about themselves kisses? Taking away the fun pics? Taking away the kisses? Only posting toes?

I'm open to ideas because a small group of y'all clearly need some kind of motivation to stop talking poorly about themselves. *puts hands on hips*

Recency bias, maybe.

I am perfectly happy being awkward and mildly amusing.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Recency bias, maybe.

I am perfectly happy being awkward and  quite hilariously amusing.

FIFY

That's not the self-deprecating talk I was referring too I like that you're happy being awkward and amusing. Those are wonderful qualities to have.

Just know that you are more than that. And everything you are is what makes you fucking sexy.

Now. Accept that fact dammit! *stomps foot and pouts*

 

[UnquietDreams]

FIFY

That's not the self-deprecating talk I was referring too I like that you're happy being awkward and amusing. Those are wonderful qualities to have.

Just know that you are more than that. And everything you are is what makes you fucking sexy.

Now. Accept that fact dammit! *stomps foot and pouts*

That I am also innocent and shy as a gamboling lamb?

 

[Chloe_Harper]

That I am also innocent and shy as a gamboling lamb?

And I'm not a brat

That's the game we are playing right?

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Alright, behave (don't actually, brats running about is always the best) I'll be back

 

[BrendaBear]

That I am also innocent and shy as a gamboling lamb?

Gambling lambs? I don't think I've seen that around the casinos here, but out in Pahrump or maybe Tonopah that's possible...

Oh... you said gamboling... I'm a Nevadan so I immediately thought...

Nevermind.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Alright, behave (don't actually, brats running about is always the best) I'll be back

Behaving badly is still behaving.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Gambling lambs? I don't think I've seen that around the casinos here, but out in Pahrump or maybe Tonopah that's possible...

Oh... you said gamboling... I'm a Nevadan so I immediately thought...

Nevermind.

"Dammit Bill, that herd of sheep are here again. They are so good at card counting..."

"Yeah, and the pit boss keeps falling asleep."

 

[BrendaBear]

"Dammit Bill, that herd of sheep are here again. They are so good at card counting..."

"Yeah, and the pit boss keeps falling asleep."

 

[TXRafe]

Jeffrey. Dean. Morgan.

See also:
Natalie Portman

Gal Gadot

wanna be my maggie?

 

[TXRafe]

I didn't mean for him specifically. Just meant for someone who happened to have a telescope and ends up a building away with a perfect view into my room

I love you

oh...did you find the cameras?

 

[UnquietDreams]

And I'm not a brat

That's the game we are playing right?

"Let's play something else."
--The Thomas Crown Affair. (1968)

(One of the greatest seduction scenes in any film, ever.)

 

[SmokingFap]

Okay... did anyone else wonder why he is driving his wife away? What did she do? Did he leave her at some truck stop or something?

So many questions!!!

Eddie Rabbitt - Drivin' My Life Away

*** okay, the song was in my head and I felt I needed to share ***

Great song! I just heard Gerry Rafferty a little earlier. I think those guys were popular around the same time, somewhat similar sounds. The song was Right Down the Line, but I immediately thought of Baker Street.

 

[BrendaBear]

Great song! I just heard Gerry Rafferty a little earlier. I think those guys were popular around the same time, somewhat similar sounds. The song was Right Down the Line, but I immediately thought of Baker Street.

Baker street is such a cool song!

 

[BrendaBear]