UnquietDreams
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It is habit forming ...So you are saying I am some kind of… Brat Mother Superior?
🌶️💃🏻🎸Brat House: Boobs, Bums and Bedlam🎸💃🏻🌶️
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SalaciousMonkey22
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I did convince my instructor to do a Halloween themed class once. Roll ups were dracula. There’s a move where you sorta flip like a fish that was the creature from the black lagoon. Some balance marches were Frankenstein. It was fun.They must have just known I was thinking about you then because I’ve never done Pilates lol
…Now I’m imagining you doing gothic Pilates
Probably could have used more hip lifts. But what class can’t?
Chloe_Harper
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I want this so bad now…Now I’m imagining you doing gothic Pilates
Oh, the puns. The dad jokes. Why do they get me while simultaneously making me roll my eyes everytime
SalaciousMonkey22
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Tbf, I stole mine from Trainspotting.I want this so bad now
Oh, the puns. The dad jokes. Why do they get me while simultaneously making me roll my eyes everytime
BrendaBear
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So… you hung out with people who train-spot and took notes of the dad jokes they shared?
Wow… dude! You are seriously devoted to the dad jokes movement! Wow!
SalaciousMonkey22
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Being this good a dad takes work yo!
UnquietDreams
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If I can't be sexy, I am good at awkward and vaguely amusing.Oh, the puns. The dad jokes. Why do they get me while simultaneously making me roll my eyes everytime
Chloe_Harper
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Did someone say you aren't sexy? There's nothing more sexy than someone who is also awkward and more than vaguely amusing
BrendaBear
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Huh? Intelligence is very sexy… you are sexy whether you want to admit it or not.
Okay, you can be a twatwaffle sometimes but still…
Chloe_Harper
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Oh, fuck yes... intelligence, wit, being able to keep up...
BrendaBear
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Okay... did anyone else wonder why he is driving his wife away? What did she do? Did he leave her at some truck stop or something?
So many questions!!!
Eddie Rabbitt - Drivin' My Life Away
*** okay, the song was in my head and I felt I needed to share ***
So many questions!!!
*** okay, the song was in my head and I felt I needed to share ***
Chloe_Harper
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Yes. Yes he did. Ask no more questions
UnquietDreams
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While I agree that a smart woman who reads for pleasure is the thing that attracts me the most, by far...
Chloe_Harper
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What is with all some of the more wonderful men and all their self-deprecating talk
how do we motivate the ones who need to stop talking poorly about themselves 
kisses? Taking away the fun pics? Taking away the kisses? Only posting toes? I'm open to ideas because a small group of y'all clearly need some kind of motivation to stop talking poorly about themselves. *puts hands on hips*
BrendaBear
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I don't think that's true at all. Let me turn off my brat for a moment... (it won't last long)... you are a good man and we always enjoy seeing your posts.
*** Brat mode restored ***
BrendaBear
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Maybe give him a good stare? That works for @Wand3rlust ...What is with all some of the more wonderful men and all their self-deprecating talk
I'm open to ideas because a small group of y'all clearly need some kind of motivation to stop talking poorly about themselves. *puts hands on hips*
Chloe_Harper
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I don't think my stares are good
so, I will just have to keep thinking. Plus, it needs to work on the rest of them too. I now have a list.
UnquietDreams
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Recency bias, maybe.What is with all some of the more wonderful men and all their self-deprecating talk
I'm open to ideas because a small group of y'all clearly need some kind of motivation to stop talking poorly about themselves. *puts hands on hips*
I am perfectly happy being awkward and mildly amusing.
Chloe_Harper
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FIFYRecency bias, maybe.
I am perfectly happy being awkward and quite hilariously amusing.
That's not the self-deprecating talk I was referring too
I like that you're happy being awkward and amusing. Those are wonderful qualities to have. Just know that you are more than that. And everything you are is what makes you fucking sexy.
Now. Accept that fact dammit! *stomps foot and pouts*
UnquietDreams
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That I am also innocent and shy as a gamboling lamb?FIFY
That's not the self-deprecating talk I was referring too
Just know that you are more than that. And everything you are is what makes you fucking sexy.
Now. Accept that fact dammit! *stomps foot and pouts*
Chloe_Harper
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Alright, behave (don't actually, brats running about is always the best) I'll be back 
BrendaBear
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Gambling lambs? I don't think I've seen that around the casinos here, but out in Pahrump or maybe Tonopah that's possible...
Oh... you said gamboling... I'm a Nevadan so I immediately thought...
Nevermind.
UnquietDreams
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Behaving badly is still behaving.Alright, behave (don't actually, brats running about is always the best) I'll be back
UnquietDreams
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"Dammit Bill, that herd of sheep are here again. They are so good at card counting..."
"Yeah, and the pit boss keeps falling asleep."
