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Do I want to know what Futunari is?

 

[Tallulah82]

Do I want to know what Futunari is?

I can show you, baby

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

I can show you, baby

I want to watch you show her..

 

[cheekygirl75]

Finding out there’s a cap on how many hours of sick time I can take in a year, even though I still have time in my sick time bank. Why give it to me if I can’t take it?

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Hearing a kid try the same "reasons" why his mom should "totally" get him the PS5. It was cute, I won't lie - reminds me of when my kids did the same. lol

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Oversleeping today after not hearing the alarm going off.

 

[cocokittysurprise]

A surprisingly lack of eye rolls today, which is highly unusual.

 

[BrattyPrincess00]

I baked and got all dressed up for a friendsgiving event before realizing there’s an extra hour of traffic… which would’ve made me about an hour and a half late since I was already running behind. Rolled my eyes at myself for not thinking traffic might be higher today

 

[TiedbyChris]

The person who sped through the supermarket car park and took a “parents/children” space with no one else in the car …. And there were plenty of other spaces available, maybe even closer to the entrance

 

[EvaLane]

There’s just no way everyone’s in on it

 

[Tallulah82]

Myself. I'm such a sucker.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

A text from someone I used to call a friend.

 

[Leana_M]

The fact that I was away during the afternoon and saw that I had 15 messages in my inbox

 

[MrPimms]

People.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Just life.

I'd really like a break.

 

[Rodlicker57]

The fact that I was away during the afternoon and saw that I had 15 messages in my inbox

Of course you received that many. You are an interesting and beautiful young lady.

 

[Xerxes82]

8-10 inches of snow in the forecast for tomorrow.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

My credit card bill

 

[Xerxes82]

Dude didn't just skip me, he skipped 10 pages and nearly a month of posts.

Being horny is one thing, being obtuse another.

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

Meh. Video games

 

[drobert44]

The 6” of snow

 

[MedicalMuse]

Do I want to know what Futunari is?

Out of all that, that’s the question you have?!

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Nothing that I remember.

 

[CarlyAnn]

Do I want to know what Futunari is?

All I know is that Caddyshack is currently on the BBC channel.

 

[barefootgirl69]

My dad. I wish he'd just shut up and let the nurse do his job and take care of my mom instead of being chatty - it's not a social call!