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Re: A Strange Fact...

P3 said:
A law in Fairbanks, Alaska, does not allow moose to have sex on city streets.




There goes all the entertainment!:rolleyes:
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I don't want the job of stopping them...Hell no!!!!!!!!


;)
 
Ok this is n't reason to smile...but laugh...

I just got done playing twister with my daugher and I made it out alive...phewwwwwww :D
 
silkynsmooth said:
Ok this is n't reason to smile...but laugh...

I just got done playing twister with my daugher and I made it out alive...phewwwwwww :D
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SILKY.... ARE YOU OK?.....HELL! IT WOULD KILL ME AND I WOULD HAVE KNOTS FOR MONTHS.... :D
 
STUDDOG said:
SILKY.... ARE YOU OK?.....HELL! IT WOULD KILL ME AND I WOULD HAVE KNOTS FOR MONTHS.... :D
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Made it out alive hun....did better than I thought i woudl...although kids got a laugh outta watching me. :D
 
silkynsmooth said:
Made it out alive hun....did better than I thought i woudl...although kids got a laugh outta watching me. :D
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LOL :kiss: :kiss: MY SONS WOULD STILL BE LAUGHING....:D
 
Speaking of lawyers ....


An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place."

So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After awhile, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One day, God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"

Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."

Satan says, "No way." I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."

God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."

Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
 
EdibleEmmie said:
hi stud and friends:kiss:

One day Superman was feeling a bit horny. So, he began to ask his Superhero
friends for ideas on where he could get a bit of action.

"Hey Batman! Who's good in the sack?" "Well Superman, everyone knows that
Wonder woman is the best sex in Comicland. Why don't you try her?", replied
Batman. "I'd love to, but Wonder Woman and I are friends. I don't really want
to take advantage of her." "Damn shame," said Batman as he waved goodbye to
Superman and drove off.

Ten minutes later Superman was flying low over a city when he saw the Green
Lantern patching up a building. He flew down. "Hey Hal, I'm looking for a
little action. You're a swinging bachelor. Who's the best babe in Comicland?"
"Hey, Superman! Everyone knows that Wonder Woman is far and away the best lay
in Comicland. Why don't you try her?" "Well, we're sort of friends," Superman
said, "but I didn't realize she had gotten around so much" and off he flew in
frustration.

Twenty minutes later Superman was flying over a field when he saw Wonder Woman
lying naked, in the middle of a field, with her legs apart and up in the air.
Superman was tempted. He thought to himself, "I'm faster than a speeding
bullet, I can be in and out of there before she even knows I'm here." So with a
blur and a sonic boom he was down, in and gone.

Wonder Woman stared up into the sky with a dazed expression. "What the hell was
that??" she exclaimed! "I don't know," said the Invisible Man as he rolled
off, "but my ass is killing me.
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LMAO.....THANKS EMMIE
 
SexyWench said:
Speaking of lawyers ....


An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place."

So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After awhile, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One day, God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"

Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."

Satan says, "No way." I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."

God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."

Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
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LMAO......THOSES ENGINEERS!! ;)
 
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