A good hard fuck ...

[Rhys]

He just wants to be your jockstrap.

 

[carsonshepherd]

He just wants to be your jockstrap.

or someone's bra

 

[Rhys]

or possibly a hood ornament.

 

[Celtic Princess]

This went from fucking to hood ornaments. You can't imagine my disappointment.

 

[carsonshepherd]

This went from fucking to hood ornaments. You can't imagine my disappointment.

chin up, love... i have been inspired....

 

[Celtic Princess]

chin up, love... i have been inspired....

Mmmm, inspiration is a good thing. When will I see this "inspiration" ?

 

[joeys-game]

or possibly a hood ornament.

okay,okay..i get it..i'm going to stop being nice now.
Its much easier just to be me than be nice. lol

 

[Rhys]

What? You've never been fucked while tied to the hood of a Porsche before?

Oh well. Guess I'll find someone else.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

What? You've never been fucked while tied to the hood of a Porsche before?

Oh well. Guess I'll find someone else.

What about handcuffed to a police car?

 

[Guest]

What about handcuffed to a police car?

Whoa.

How'd you know the details of my current story?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Whoa.

How'd you know the details of my current story?

Um, actually that, um, happened to someone I know. Yeah, a girlfriend of mine.

 

[Guest]

Um, actually that, um, happened to someone I know. Yeah, a girlfriend of mine.

I see.

Did you, I mean, she, enjoy it?

Personally, I would have loved it.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I see.

Did you, I mean, she, enjoy it?

Personally, I would have loved it.

I hear she was uncomfortable with his gun poking her in the thigh, other than that....

 

[Celtic Princess]

What? You've never been fucked while tied to the hood of a Porsche before?

Oh well. Guess I'll find someone else.

Me! Me! Pick me!

 

[carsonshepherd]

What? You've never been fucked while tied to the hood of a Porsche before?

Oh well. Guess I'll find someone else.

there were no ropes involved, but this scenario does resemble a semi-dream i was having earlier.

 

[Rhys]

you and I need to stop sharing a brain.

 

[joeys-game]

What? You've never been fucked while tied to the hood of a Porsche before?

Oh well. Guess I'll find someone else.

I wont be too hasty then, sir!

 

[carsonshepherd]

you and I need to stop sharing a brain.

especially because you, apparently, have the good half.

 

[Rhys]

especially because you, apparently, have the good half.

Said the guy with twice the H's and catalog that I have.

yeah. right. try again tiger.

 

[carsonshepherd]

at least you didn't call me that other word....

 

[Guest]

at least you didn't call me that other word....

Sweetbritches?

 

[Rhys]

sugarmuffin. He hates that.

 

[Guest]

sugarmuffin. He hates that.

Of course.

Too much sugar is bad for anyone.



Edited to add: But cum slut on the other hand . . .

 

[carsonshepherd]

sugarmuffin. He hates that.

oh, no. I like sugarmuffins *smirk*

 

[Rhys]

How about snookums? or Booblebear?