Alanon Dane
Literotica Guru
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- Mar 28, 2004
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Sweet_emOcean said:Hello Al
Keep posting those yummy pics and I will keep peeking in on you![]()
I would say the same on your thread!
Al
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Sweet_emOcean said:Hello Al
Keep posting those yummy pics and I will keep peeking in on you![]()
Alanon Dane said:ty, but who is young? I am 35.
I must be careful when I pass a nursery home!
Al
lilnymph28 said:You are as young as you feel, so don't listen to that... 35 is still a baby in my book. You have a long way to go before we let you go to a nursing home![]()
Alanon Dane said:in the moment I feel like a little boy. Unsure what to do with my new toy!
Al

H'venlee said:Just go slow & relax.
Cannot wait to see the pics!
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Well unless your into Guys I wouldn't call it BOB that stands forAlanon Dane said:I bought today a anal-vib with batteries/gel.
it is flexible.
What next?
Sweet ceremony!
And I need a name for this "bob"!
Al
trembling

I'll have to think on that sweetie I'm not to good with that sort of thing.Alanon Dane said:
Let us find a funny name for the toy.
Al/al
yourdestonie said:Well unless your into Guys I wouldn't call it BOB that stands for
Battery Opperated Boyfriend.
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sybilrose said:My Bedtime is time for you to GETUP![]()
I hope you have some fun with your new Buddy(TOY)
Make sure you use Lube..keep a towel handy so you can take pictures.
Good night Dear![]()
Alanon Dane said:soon, I have to run, but I ask again:
Makes the sentece "I am metro" in english sense???
And I really hope to find some nice ideas for the toy when I return!!!
Al
kayte said:Good morning Al!!!
Sweets, you need to keep your PM box with some space in it.
You need to empty it!!! Don't forget the sent messages.
Sweetie if Ass pics were sugested they may have been ment to be simply that pics of your ASS however with the language difference their may have been some confusion *smiles*Alanon Dane said:sigh
dear, u kill my (bad) reputation.
lol
I am not gay (but normally ass-stuff is more associated with men).
I thinkBof sounds more like a detergent ("the new BOF, and your shirts are bright white like never before).
OK, I must say something: Someone posted in this thread "what about ass-pics", so the vibe was in a way the result.
Is it very mean, if noone have a nice idea, I will create a name (basing on her) ???
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Al
yourdestonie said:Sweetie if Ass pics were sugested they may have been ment to be simply that pics of your ASS however with the language difference their may have been some confusion *smiles*
thats not what I ment sweetie ok to explainAlanon Dane said:omg, tonie is just wrote u a pm: Honestly this time I dont understand your precious posting.
I understoodd it in a way: "Dont post ass-pics".
Al
kayte said:I am sure you have a very nice ass, and maybe someday you will share a pic of it with us.![]()
Now her in lies the language thing. For men there are very few toys to choose from. And back door toys are an automatic assumption if a man asks what toys to buy.Alanon Dane said:grins, yip
in the moment I try to find a way for the camera. First tries were not so good. Some days ago I asked for a toy and tonie thought to a toy for my back-door.
I still search in the internet. Any hints??
Al
Thats exactly right sweetie post what makes you happy *smiles*Alanon Dane said:hello dear,
sorry now I am laughing. About what: the funny combination of typical male behaviour and language problems.
You are right, there are not many toys men can buy: long ago I bought one of this plastic vaginas: As I posted already: so entertaining like sex in a morgue.
I post only pics I like, so I will continue with the pics I took last night.
If a gay likes them ok. I only know that I have no interest in that.
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Al
yourdestonie said:thats not what I ment sweetie ok to explain
this is an Ass pic.. or one example of one
No toy involved just a simple Ass pic thats what I ment when I said the language difference. You must have assumed that What was being requested was something more than it actually was. I'll try to go back and find the post and see what exactly was said to clear it up.
I'm sure you will come up with somethingAlanon Dane said:this kind of pic will come soon, when I haave the perfect idea to set the camera up in a right way!
Al
yourdestonie said:I'm sure you will come up with something
I'm off to bed now see you tommrow sometime
thanks ALAlanon Dane said:sweet dreams, or when u read this tomorrow: hope u had sweet dreams:
Al