A Poet Walks Into a Bar . . .

[UnderYourSpell]

Damn it I'll have to open up the dungeon again if everyone is up to shenanigans in the other rooms. Does anyone remember the backroom of the Bistro? I wrote my one story about in which a lot of you starred!

 

[Angeline]

Damn it I'll have to open up the dungeon again if everyone is up to shenanigans in the other rooms. Does anyone remember the backroom of the Bistro? I wrote my one story about in which a lot of you starred!

You have the key to the dungeon? I wondered where that was!

We need to get OT back on the forum. He used to jump out of cakes on poets' birthdays and give everyone a spanking. Check the dungeon though. Tess may have locked him down there a few years back.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

You have the key to the dungeon? I wondered where that was!

We need to get OT back on the forum. He used to jump out of cakes on poets' birthdays and give everyone a spanking. Check the dungeon though. Tess may have locked him down there a few years back.

It's a pity I lost the password to Photobucket, I've got some pictures of very rude cakes on there

 

[Angeline]

It's a pity I lost the password to Photobucket, I've got some pictures of very rude cakes on there

I think I remember seeing a few of them here.

 

[HarryHill]

I think I remember seeing a few of them here.

Birthday cakes in a dungeon? now that's a kink

 

[butters]

Birthday cakes in a dungeon? now that's a kink

annie's the kinkmeister around these parts. the gorilla told me *nods*

 

[HarryHill]

annie's the kinkmeister around these parts. the gorilla told me *nods*

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So I gather. Wonder what she could do with a couple of yellow balloons and the bicycle pump I found in the back room
*mixes a dirtini*

 

[butters]

we need music

*drops some change into the jukebox*

kicks off shoes and starts to dance, eyes closed, smiling to herself....

 

[butters]

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So I gather. Wonder what she could do with a couple of yellow balloons and the bicycle pump I found in the back room
*mixes a dirtini*

oh, it's my favourite 'tender

knowin' annie, you really don't want to know the answer to that one

a dirtini, mmmmmmmmmmmnnnn

*slides onto bar stool, chin in hand, waiting*

 

[HarryHill]

*places 'tini' near. points remote at fire place*
Whump!!
There, isn't that better?

 

[butters]

*places 'tini' near. points remote at fire place*
Whump!!
There, isn't that better?

how did you do that?
is it magic?

i think it's magic *sips*

 

[HarryHill]

how did you do that?
is it magic?

i think it's magic *sips*

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gas *burp* excuse me, chili.

 

[butters]

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gas *burp* excuse me, chili.

oh my, chili? you servin it hot? can i have some with a side order of green salad and french stick? and is that the gorilla i hear whistling? he's coming on so fast, he'll be writing poetry next!

 

[HarryHill]

oh my, chili? you servin it hot? can i have some with a side order of green salad and french stick? and is that the gorilla i hear whistling? he's coming on so fast, he'll be writing poetry next!

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French stick? *looks in THAT drawer*
chili n salad be up in a minute
still haven't found the other

 

[butters]

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French stick? *looks in THAT drawer*
chili n salad be up in a minute
still haven't found the other

ha! crusty bread, a baguette - with butter, of course. *the chili smells divine, it's making my tummy grumble. needs something hot and filling*

 

[HarryHill]

ha! crusty bread, a baguette - with butter, of course. *the chili smells divine, it's making my tummy grumble. needs something hot and filling*

*blushes, gives the gorilla 5 pounds and a note for the deli owner*
Bread soon as Guido gets back

 

[butters]

*sips and watches fire*

there's no clock in this bar - time plays by different rules

 

[butters]

*blushes, gives the gorilla 5 pounds and a note for the deli owner*
Bread soon as Guido gets back

lol, he's so good. where did he come from?

 

[HarryHill]

*sips and watches fire*

there's no clock in this bar - time plays by different rules

"we meet somewhere between early and late..."

 

[butters]

"we meet somewhere between early and late..."

a nowhen land...

it's quiet in here tonight. have you ever ventured down into the basement, or dungeon as i believe it's now called?

 

[HarryHill]

lol, he's so good. where did he come from?

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'Dora left him here when she gave me the job. Wonder where she's at, how she's doing?

 

[HarryHill]

a nowhen land...

it's quiet in here tonight. have you ever ventured down into the basement, or dungeon as i believe it's now called?

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No Annie's got things down there i'd rather not see

 

[butters]

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No Annie's got things down there i'd rather not see

hahahahaaa - it does sound a little scary, what with all the whips and wise-cracks... and somebody mentioned a snake

i don't have a thing against snakes, mind, but i'm not planning on getting manacled or whipped. now whipped cream is another matter. *nods*

 

[UnderYourSpell]

The dungeon is only as good or as bad as you want it to be, although it's good to push ones boundaries sometimes especially if it's me doing the pushing I'd lead you by the hand Harry and take you to a wondrous place like you have never seen before, but I don't want to step on anyone's toes I wonder if Remec is around

 

[HarryHill]

The dungeon is only as good or as bad as you want it to be, although it's good to push ones boundaries sometimes especially if it's me doing the pushing I'd lead you by the hand Harry and take you to a wondrous place like you have never seen before, but I don't want to step on anyone's toes I wonder if Remec is around

I'll send Guido first, see if he returns w/a smile on his face, but then again he's a little bent.