A Poet Walks Into a Bar . . .

[twelveoone]

A total rewrite Annie, in this version you get all you can handle in a threesome and then, well, see you at rehearsals.

but then he has you dying
from a case of SBE

Harry gives me
the Willies

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

A poet walks into a bar and changes the play bill to "Who's Afraid of Virginia Wolfe".

 

[butters]

A poet walks into a bar and changes the play bill to "Who's Afraid of Virginia Wolfe".

part of me is sad - i had visions of 120h wearing the curtains and the coal scuttle (a little too roman, granted, but it tickled my fancy) and waving a baguette at erectus. yes, i know that has all manner of homoerotical-overtones but hey...

so, post the flier!
we want to see the cast and will there be peanuts?

 

[HarryHill]

A poet walks into a bar and changes the play bill to "Who's Afraid of Virginia Wolfe".

..
Or combine the two...
*Who's afraid of TwelveOthello?*
there's meat

 

[butters]

..
Or combine the two...
*Who's afraid of TwelveOthello?*
there's meat

!!!

now this? i'd pay good money to see

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

so, post the flier!
we want to see the cast and will there be peanuts?

There has to be auditions of course.

 

[butters]

There has to be auditions of course.

auditions... riiiiigggght, so that's what they call them nowadays. oh! i thought annie said they were org... *oops*

 

[HarryHill]

*Harry places a quick call to the local furniture store, orders a new casting couch*

 

[butters]

*Harry places a quick call to the local furniture store, orders a new casting couch*

tess might need to book in some extra cleaning hours, too

 

[WearMeWell]

*knocks on the threads door, "Delivery of one *add color here*(i was going to go with red.) leather couch, complete with retractable tie down bars, and slide out oak, trundle platform. "
*pause, leans closer to the door,listening for any kind of sounds coming from inside.

 

[butters]

*knocks on the threads door, "Delivery of one *add color here*(i was going to go with red.) leather couch, complete with retractable tie down bars, and slide out oak, trundle platform. "
*pause, leans closer to the door,listening for any kind of sounds coming from inside.

*admires the lines...* i'm sure the barman will be here shortly to take delivery, sweetheart - why don't you take a seat at the bar and i'll fix you a drink?

*annie's gonna love this*

 

[WearMeWell]

*admires the lines...* i'm sure the barman will be here shortly to take delivery, sweetheart - why don't you take a seat at the bar and i'll fix you a drink?

*annie's gonna love this*

*soft (slightly nervous(but hiding that fact) smile~
So, this is the right place?

I guess i could sit a spell while the strong men bring the couch in.

May i have a shot of Dekuyper Buttershots and a shot of Carolan's, together, in a glass on the rocks, please? Do you want to take this lying down or...
oh wait...thought i was still in the playground.

 

[butters]

*soft (slightly nervous(but hiding that fact) smile~
So, this is the right place?

I guess i could sit a spell while the strong men bring the couch in.

May i have a shot of Dekuyper Buttershots and a shot of Carolan's, together, in a glass on the rocks, please? Do you want to take this lying down or...
oh wait...thought i was still in the playground.

*hops over the bar and studies the bottles, wondering where the barman is since he does this blindfold and juggling poetry...*

does that drink have a name, WMW? *mixes it and looks at it dubiously*

yes, the playground's back over there. here you can expect refined entertainment, darts and a gorilla.

 

[HarryHill]

And the occasional chess game
**Harry walks around Sinful Red couch, smiles, sits, and bounces tentatively, lays down n wiggles producing leather squeeks, examines ties with a thoughtful look, pulls out trundle, smiles again*

 

[WearMeWell]

*hops over the bar and studies the bottles, wondering where the barman is since he does this blindfold and juggling poetry...*

does that drink have a name, WMW? *mixes it and looks at it dubiously*

yes, the playground's back over there. here you can expect refined entertainment, darts and a gorilla.

LOL! nice.~

Yes, it's name is "Buttery nipples."- and ice.

it applies deliciously.

 

[WearMeWell]

And the occasional chess game
**Harry walks around Sinful Red couch, smiles, sits, and bounces tentatively, lays down n wiggles producing leather squeeks, examines ties with a thoughtful look, pulls out trundle, smiles again*

*sips drink~ waits for him to kick the tires.

"oh wait! yes...it has wheels. "

*walks over to the couch and flips out two, vertical bars, at each end of the couch, that have pulleys attached.

"they're removable; if you wish."

 

[HarryHill]

*sips drink~ waits for him to kick the tires.

"oh wait! yes...it has wheels. "

*walks over to the couch and flips out two, vertical bars, at each end of the couch, that have pulleys attached.

"they're removable; if you wish."

..
*dumbfounded*
What do you call this model?

 

[WearMeWell]

..
*dumbfounded*
What do you call this model?

Org- er, - TamingoftheShrew Casting couch model 501.
either that or AMidsummernightsNights Euro model SX 2

...50 shades of "uh oh" ...???

 

[WearMeWell]

Thank you for the drink butter, sugar. Much appreciated.

Did the couch scare everyone away? or me?...

*walks over to the couch, puts all the pulleys, bars, and tundles back in place,- it looks like a normal, lovely couch now. *takes the key from the package on the clipboard holding the release forms.
*bends, inserts the key in the keyhole on the front, bottom-edge of couch, turns until i hear the clicks.
Walks over, hands they key to Harry. "enjoy."

leaves the clipbaord and forms on the counter as i exit.

 

[HarryHill]

Thank you for the drink butter, sugar. Much appreciated.

Did the couch scare everyone away? or me?...

*walks over to the couch, puts all the pulleys, bars, and tundles back in place,- it looks like a normal, lovely couch now. *takes the key from the package on the clipboard holding the release forms.
*bends, inserts the key in the keyhole on the front, bottom-edge of couch, turns until i hear the clicks.
Walks over, hands they key to Harry. "enjoy."

leaves the clipbaord and forms on the counter as i exit.

*waves bye bye while reading instruction book, turns it sideways then upside-down, laughs*
Oh, get this, a coupon, 20% off on accessories

 

[WearMeWell]

*waves bye bye while reading instruction book, turns it sideways then upside-down, laughs*
Oh, get this, a coupon, 20% off on accessories

*hollers over shoulder~ be sure to read that thoroughly,...or there could be a new meaning/understanding to, "casting" couch.

 

[HarryHill]

*hollers over shoulder~ be sure to read that thoroughly,...or there could be a new meaning/understanding to, "casting" couch.

*Harry blinks, steps away quickly*

 

[WearMeWell]

*Harry blinks, steps away quickly*

pfft~ it's a COUCH. (- and it's locked. no worries.) sit. feel. enjoy.

 

[butters]

*strolls into the bar, admires the very . . . redness of the new arrival.*

interesting drink, last night. interesting name. *laughs*

'tender, buttery nipples please, and make it a double...

 

[twelveoone]

*strolls into the bar, admires the very . . . redness of the new arrival.*

interesting drink, last night. interesting name. *laughs*

'tender, buttery nipples please, and make it a double...

I hope so.
one would be bad
but three, Picasso