Ask A Porn Shop Retail Associate Anything

[IndieSnob]

I'll give you a blowjob for an A on the test?

Answers like that are why you work in a porn store.

 

[BlueSugar]

ten fifty.

the bidding for the panties has started.
Our cone starts at $100 and can only go up from there if you keep this up

 

[IndieSnob]

also, hook me up with some boundaries dvd's. mainly the ones with sasha grey. i'll totally get you back.

Boundaries?

 

[BoobsNBrains]

nope. but we have the bullet for the ipod

I have one of those.

What's the best bullet vibe? Strong, small, and durable...

 

[BlueSugar]

Good answer, and don't mind these twits with their silly questions about stuff.

They have a gazillion posts on an erotic/porn board site yet try to goof. You've been nothing but compliant and I like your ways.

i'm not minding, i'm bored out of my mind tonight. Beautiful summer...rainy... night. So our booths are hopping with cruisers but people don't like to get wet on the way here... just on the way back haha


thankies for the compliments

 

[pointless]

Boundaries?

lazy fuck.

 

[BlueSugar]

Answers like that are why you work in a porn store.

answers like that keep me from failing math tests on Lit.

My education got me working in a porn shop

BA in Behavioral Studies and Sexuality
with an informal BA in BDSM

 

[IndieSnob]

lazy fuck.

Do you want copies of those?

If so, PM me with your address.

 

[BlueSugar]

also, hook me up with some boundaries dvd's. mainly the ones with sasha grey. i'll totally get you back.

*wet* I love Sasha, shes my new girlfriend. We've got 1 and 3 right now, 2 someone took last week.

 

[BlueSugar]

lazy fuck.

Girlfriend Films puts out better lezzie porn

 

[pointless]

Do you want copies of those?

If so, PM me with your address.

no, upload them to megaupload and i'll be your best friend though.

 

[IndieSnob]

no, upload them to megaupload and i'll be your best friend though.

So you basically want me to split a DVD image into rar sets, or encode to divx and make rar sets.

Gotcha.

 

[BlueSugar]

I have one of those.

What's the best bullet vibe? Strong, small, and durable...

hm... I'd have to go with the Doc Johnson egg/bullet lines... their cords are reinforced (little rubber stopper where the cord meets the egg/bullet) pretty darn strong too.

ooh, or the Tera Patrick Supercharged bullet wandy thing... its like 3 inches long and craaazy freakn strong.

 

[pointless]

Girlfriend Films puts out better lezzie porn

blasphemy. girlfriends films is too erratic. some of their shit is great and some of it's horrible. i hate when they have long set ups with bad dialog the actresses are obviously embarrassed to recite.

samantha is awesome though. she's done some stuff for triangle, too. she was great in bao6.

i usually hate blondes, but she's the queen of missionary tribbing.

 

[pointless]

So you basically want me to split a DVD image into rar sets, or encode to divx and make rar sets.

Gotcha.

yeah, i'll get you back if you do. i have a shitload of porn. mainly lesbian. some gay, some straight, but mainly lesbian. the boundaries series doesn't like me though. they never want to download.

 

[BlueSugar]

blasphemy. girlfriends films is too erratic. some of their shit is great and some of it's horrible. i hate when they have long set ups with bad dialog the actresses are obviously embarrassed to recite.

samantha is awesome though. she's done some stuff for triangle, too. she was great in bao6.

i usually hate blondes, but she's the queen of missionary tribbing.

but when the sex is good, it is better. not usually my thing anyway... i'm a Jules Jordan, Evil Angel, Digital Sin kinda girl

 

[IndieSnob]

yeah, i'll get you back if you do. i have a shitload of porn. mainly lesbian. some gay, some straight, but mainly lesbian. the boundaries series doesn't like me though. they never want to download.

I'll seriously think about it.

My only problem is that my upload is capped so poorly at around 128 that it would take fucking ages.

Have you tried bittorent for those files? Newsgroups?

 

[pointless]

but when the sex is good, it is better. not usually my thing anyway... i'm a Jules Jordan, Evil Angel, Digital Sin kinda girl

eh. evil angel is bella's company, right? i've liked some of what i've seen, but stick with vignette porn. i like a little plot even when it's paper thin.

I'll seriously think about it.

My only problem is that my upload is capped so poorly at around 128 that it would take fucking ages.

Have you tried bittorent for those files? Newsgroups?

everytime i try bittorrent the fuckers die on me and never start back up. newsgroups i gave up on a long time ago. i've seen one or two boundaries flicks on pornbb, but they're always rapidshare and i fucking hate their dl limits. high quality movies take days to finish because i have to an hour and half between 100mb rar files. assholes.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

What do you have in the way of collars, something in brushed metal with a locking hasp and a D ring maybe.

How much do they cost?

 

[BlueSugar]

eh. evil angel is bella's company, right? i've liked some of what i've seen, but stick with vignette porn. i like a little plot even when it's paper thin.




everytime i try bittorrent the fuckers die on me and never start back up. newsgroups i gave up on a long time ago. i've seen one or two boundaries flicks on pornbb, but they're always rapidshare and i fucking hate their dl limits. high quality movies take days to finish because i have to an hour and half between 100mb rar files. assholes.

nah, evil isn't bella's shes done alot of evil though, now she has her own.

 

[BlueSugar]

What do you have in the way of collars, something in brushed metal with a locking hasp and a D ring maybe.

How much do they cost?

try stockroom.com
our bdsm stuff sucks for now

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

try stockroom.com
our bdsm stuff sucks for now

Thanks for the advice.

 

[BlueSugar]

Thanks for the advice.

or www.sub-shop.com

 

[pointless]

nah, evil isn't bella's shes done alot of evil though, now she has her own.

i'd say so.

 

[BlueSugar]

i'd say so.

yep. good old Johnny Staggs