Ask Doctor Liz!

[LizVegas79]

They're always hiring, Liz. I'll put in a good word for you.

Thanks. They just called to set up an interview. Yaaaay!

But now I have no idea what to wear! Should I go business professional? Or slutty goth streetwalker?

Help!

 

[JerseyJade]

Thanks. They just called to set up an interview. Yaaaay!

But now I have no idea what to wear! Should I go business professional? Or slutty goth streetwalker?

Help!

Well this is the outfit I wore for my interview. You can borrow it if you want to.

https://i.imgur.com/cpDKFhH.gif

 

[LizVegas79]

Well this is the outfit I wore for my interview. You can borrow it if you want to.

https://i.imgur.com/cpDKFhH.gif

oooo cute! I hope it fits. I'll be right over to try it on and see!

 

[kurrginatorX]

Dear RWA,

Sadly, not all men excel in the romance department. Done right, the mating dance can be a wild and wonderful ride. When done properly, for us women, it can provide us with hours and hours of foreplay.

Since your husband suggestions aren't meeting your needs, I suggest you turn the tables on him and try sweeping him off his feet rather than waiting for him to finally sweep you off yours.

Doctor "Try A Broom That Requires Batteries" Liz

Dear Dr. Liz,

Although I appreciate your advice, I'm thinking there might be other avenues of fulfillment worth exploring. Perhaps a personal one-on-one appointment with you in which we orally explore in detail every possible satisfying mode of orgasmic pleasure to be had may be in order. What do you think?

Signed: Willing to do whatever it takes.

 

[LizVegas79]

Dear Dr. Liz,

Although I appreciate your advice, I'm thinking there might be other avenues of fulfillment worth exploring. Perhaps a personal one-on-one appointment with you in which we orally explore in detail every possible satisfying mode of orgasmic pleasure to be had may be in order. What do you think?

Signed: Willing to do whatever it takes.

Dear Willing For Whatever,

We have a whole page of oral treatments on our therapy menu!

Come by and check it out!

We accept PayPal and Bitcoin now too!

Doctor "Does Accepting PayPal Make Me Sound Cheap?" Liz

 

[LizVegas79]

Dear Stuck In A Rut,

Statins cause myopathy because change is a fundamental part of life. If you don't change, you can't grow.

When you have reached a certain statin, or station, in life, sometimes the tendency is to start playing everything safe. Thus, you become stationary. The medical term for this is statin, which comes of course from Latin. Surprise, surprise statin is Latin. (hey, just like me! )

When you're statin, you start to feel miserable about yourself. You start saying things like, oh me-o, my-o and things like that. That's the myopathy - feeling bad about yourself part.

Fortunately the cure for statins and myopathy is quite easy.

The best place to start looking for a cure is on your Sexual Bucket List (medically speaking, your SBL). Start exploring a fetish you've long suppressed like sexy women's shoes, cherry or blackberry painted toenails, curvy girls, Asian girls, redheads, black guys, wife swapping, wife sharing, wearing your wife's panties to work under your dress clothes. Anything! It really doesn't matter.

Just get out there and start re-living your life sweetie and the statins and myopathy will melt away like cum stains on nylons if you properly pre-soak them in a little vinegar and baking soda before you throw them into the wash.


Doctor "I Promise You Won't Be Sad Anymore If You Just Pop A Boner For Me" Liz

I honestly thought this was one of the best diagnosis remedies I've ever given and yet it hasn't gotten one single peep or reply.

Guess I better just go back to making taco therapy jokes.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Dear Robin?

All the costumes are very picked over at this point but I have an idea. Why don't you go as a nudist with me?


Doctor "I'm Going As A Nudist For Halloween This Year" Liz

Dear Doc:

Best.

Costume.

Ever.

Signed,

Bringing my binoculars

PS, If you're cold, I left a blanket over there on the floor. Just bend over...

 

[LizVegas79]

Dear Doc:

Best.

Costume.

Ever.

Signed,

Bringing my binoculars

PS, If you're cold, I left a blanket over there on the floor. Just bend over...

Dear Guy With The Binoculars,

Ummm, this isn't exactly a towel ... it's a washcloth!

Doctor "Well At Least I Finally Won A Best Costume Contest!" Liz

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Dear Guy With The Binoculars,

Ummm, this isn't exactly a towel ... it's a washcloth!

Doctor "Well At Least I Finally Won A Best Costume Contest!" Liz

Dear Chilly Doc:

Technically it's a blanket I got in the Barbie section at the toy store.

Signed,

Not Guilty

PS, I also got a vinyl sleeping bag. Okay, its said "Durex" on the box, but I think it may work...

 

[LizVegas79]

Dear Chilly Doc:

Technically it's a blanket I got in the Barbie section at the toy store.

Signed,

Not Guilty

PS, I also got a vinyl sleeping bag. Okay, its said "Durex" on the box, but I think it may work...

Dear Yes You Are,

I generally don't like vinyl sleeping bags. But if you need to put it in my boner garage just let me know.

Doctor "Guess What My Husband Has Been Calling Me Lately" Liz

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Dear Yes You Are,

I generally don't like vinyl sleeping bags. But if you need to put it in my boner garage just let me know.

Doctor "Guess What My Husband Has Been Calling Me Lately" Liz

Dear Welcoming Doc

That was unbelievably clumsy of me. I'm better than that. I mean, I practically invented "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?" I think I am in desperate need of Taco Therapy. Are there any therapists available? Maybe two or three.

Signed

I'm a sick man.

PS, is it hot in here, or is it just you?
.

 

[LizVegas79]

Dear Welcoming Doc

That was unbelievably clumsy of me. I'm better than that. I mean, I practically invented "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?" I think I am in desperate need of Taco Therapy. Are there any therapists available? Maybe two or three.

Signed

I'm a sick man.

PS, is it hot in here, or is it just you?
.

Dear Yes You Are,

And, why yes, it is ... and yeah, maybe a little hot. Warm to the touch still at least.

Lining up my very best-est Taco Therapy Technicians for you to choose from. Take your pick.

Doctor "Get In Line You Fucking Sluts!" Liz

 

[parker77]

how tall is too tall?

 

[JerseyJade]

Hey Liz, I see you're really getting into your new job at the adult video store.
I hope this extra income helps you get your clinic back up and running again.

 

[19jimbo99]

Hey Liz, I see you're really getting into your new job at the adult video store.
I hope this extra income helps you get your clinic back up and running again.

Bahaha...
Doc. I'm only here to help, so I'll take two tacos make mine lengua...

 

[LizVegas79]

how tall is too tall?

For a guy or a girl?

For a guy probably anything over 7'2"

For a girl, I'd say anything over 6'6"

Hey Liz, I see you're really getting into your new job at the adult video store.
I hope this extra income helps you get your clinic back up and running again.

The extra income has been great. Thanks again for letting me borrow your lucky interview outfit JJ.

I've been saving a ton on body moisturizer too! The guys that come into our store are soooooo generous aren't they? I swear some of them must save up for weeks, huh?

Bahaha...
Doc. I'm only here to help, so I'll take two tacos make mine lengua...

Hmm, you just gave me an idea ... I should look into getting a taco truck so that I can sell my taco therapy on construction sites and at football games and concerts and other fun places!

If only I knew someone who could design me a Dr Liz logo for my new taco truck that I'm going to buy with all the money I make selling "videos" in the back at the video store with JJ!

 

[parker77]

For a guy or a girl?

For a guy probably anything over 7'2"

For a girl, I'd say anything over 6'6"

you’re generous, but it works. by these standards, i’m clearly not too tall for her and she’s certainly not too tall for me. i wonder what her hesitancy might be?

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Hey Liz, I see you're really getting into your new job at the adult video store.
I hope this extra income helps you get your clinic back up and running again.

I saw this and I remembered the first Taco Tuesday image. Put this on the side of the Taco Truck:

Pick the taco of your choice from our menu.​

https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article419086.ece/ALTERNATES/s1200/mini-skirts-pic-dm-496579740.jpg

Maybe you could re-purpose the RV

 

[investor]

Dr. Liz quote: "I honestly thought this was one of the best diagnosis remedies I've ever given and yet it hasn't gotten one single peep or reply."

Dear Dr. Liz -

I think it was the complexity of the diagnosis and the awe of the simplicity of the cure that had us all spellbound.

For example, I knew that "opathy" implied a disease or disorder, so I assumed that "my opathy" meant that the poster was referring to his own personal disorder (without describing it, other than the cause).

Of course, your dissertation on statins sent me to the dictionary, the library medical journal, and my old latin text book before fully understanding your summary explanation of the term.

With respect to your cure, were the items on the suggested SBL from a generic Journal Of Medicine list or pulled from your personal medical diary? Irrespective, who knew that such a complex medical disorder could be cured if the patient would only "pop a boner"?


signed,

Grateful Opathy-free Follower

 

[clistenovena]

Whisky Therapy Room - Limited Availability

https://i.imgur.com/wXIHpGym.jpg

Bottoms up!

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Whisky Therapy Room - Limited Availability

https://i.imgur.com/wXIHpGym.jpg

Bottoms up!

Ok

I'll be right there. Can I bring a friend?

 

[kurrginatorX]

Dear Dr. Liz,

Knowing you are well-versed in myriad scientific endeavors, I am hoping you can possibly help me with a current crisis. I have been having some pretty weird dreams of late, and I really don't know what to make of them. In one, I am sitting on a riverbank and a giant beaver comes ashore and hops onto me and it doesn't get off me until I am drenched from head to toe. In another, I am sitting on the beach and these clams come out of the sand and squirt me with water. Once again, I do not receive respite until I am sopping wet. In the final dream, I am walking through the woods and I fall into a hole and land in a giant saucer of milk. I am able to swim to the rim and pull myself over, but then a pack of wildcats begin licking the milk from me. Can you interpret these dreams for me, Dr. Liz?

Signed: All Weirded Out

 

[investor]

https://www.partypacks.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/day-of-the-dead-568012_1280-e1444298021649.jpg

Dia de Muertos . . . remembrance.

 

[LizVegas79]

you’re generous, but it works. by these standards, i’m clearly not too tall for her and she’s certainly not too tall for me. i wonder what her hesitancy might be?

Dear Hesitated,

Well, there is such a thing as being too short you know.

In multiple areas.

Especially for guys.


Doctor "I Need To Measure That" Liz

 

[Artfan2]

Dear Hesitated,

Well, there is such a thing as being too short you know.

In multiple areas.

Especially for guys.


Doctor "I Need To Measure That" Liz

This sounds so technical. How many measurements do you need to take?