Ask Doctor Liz!

[LizVegas79]

I saw this and I remembered the first Taco Tuesday image. Put this on the side of the Taco Truck:

Pick the taco of your choice from our menu.​

https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article419086.ece/ALTERNATES/s1200/mini-skirts-pic-dm-496579740.jpg

Maybe you could re-purpose the RV

EXCELLENT IDEA T!

You are officially my new Marketing Director!

Unfortunately I'm a little short on funds to hire you full-time though. Would you consider working for a restrainer ... I mean ... retainer?

 

[whenagain]

Dear Not Sort Of,

No. Embrace it.

Your anxiety is what will make you keep trying harder and all girls, poly or not, LOVE when a guy tries hard to please us (especially in bed ).

But not too hard.

Don't be weird or too clingy or needy or anything like that - we hate that.

Also, if she invites you to join her in any kind of group situation, politely decline or defer unless that kind of thing is on your bucket list OR she asks you to "be in charge". You don't want to associate yourself with her rando, one of many penises if you're already special to her.


Doctor "Complicated? Yes. Fine line? Yes. So?" Liz

Dr Liz
I’m taking your advice and embracing it. I guess I’m an actual Fuck now? It feels different than I thought but not in a bad way. Thanks for your help, more details to come soon,
Realizing

 

[Smoothshavendad]

EXCELLENT IDEA T!

You are officially my new Marketing Director!

Unfortunately I'm a little short on funds to hire you full-time though. Would you consider working for a restrainer ... I mean ... retainer?

My favorite part of eating a taco is the hot sauce. Can’t get enough!!!!

 

[LizVegas79]

This sounds so technical. How many measurements do you need to take?

Dear Techno-Phobic,

I like to be thorough and always have as much information about my patients as possible.

Height,
Weight,
Penis Length,
Penis Girth,
Stamina To Cum Ratios
and other basic metrics simply help me help you better.

So, umm, do you need me to close the curtains or something?


Doctor "Why Are Your Clothes Still On?" Liz

 

[LizVegas79]

My favorite part of eating a taco is the hot sauce. Can’t get enough!!!!

Dear Fan of the Hot Sauce,

Well let me personally recommend the tall Latina in the middle then.

Doctor "The Tall Latina In The Middle" Liz

 

[Artfan2]

Dear Techno-Phobic,

I like to be thorough and always have as much information about my patients as possible.

Height,
Weight,
Penis Length,
Penis Girth,
Stamina To Cum Ratios
and other basic metrics simply help me help you better.

So, umm, do you need me to close the curtains or something?


Doctor "Why Are Your Clothes Still On?" Liz

Well, Doctor knows best. I'm glad I got plenty of sleep last night. I didn't realize there was going to be a stamina test. Everything else makes sense.

 

[LizVegas79]

Dr Liz
I’m taking your advice and embracing it. I guess I’m an actual Fuck now? It feels different than I thought but not in a bad way. Thanks for your help, more details to come soon,
Realizing

Dear Realizing You're Just Another Fuck,

You're welcome.

We're always here for you. Except when we're closed. If we're closed, check the bar next door. After that, the video store down by the railroad tracks.

Remember, always keep us on speed dial.


Doc "1-900-Doc-Lizz" Liz

 

[whenagain]

Dear Realizing You're Just Another Fuck,

You're welcome.

We're always here for you. Except when we're closed. If we're closed, check the bar next door. After that, the video store down by the railroad tracks.

Remember, always keep us on speed dial.


Doc "1-900-Doc-Lizz" Liz

Lol that was supposed to say cuck. . .

 

[JerseyJade]

Dear Realizing You're Just Another Fuck,

You're welcome.

We're always here for you. Except when we're closed. If we're closed, check the bar next door. After that, the video store down by the railroad tracks.

Remember, always keep us on speed dial.


Doc "1-900-Doc-Lizz" Liz

Yeah, the video store. After 9 PM is the best time. That's when my shift starts. Be careful walking across those tracks, though. And don't mind all those people hanging out on the street. They may look threatening, but as long as you don't look at them, you should be safe.

 

[whenagain]

Yeah, the video store. After 9 PM is the best time. That's when my shift starts. Be careful walking across those tracks, though. And don't mind all those people hanging out on the street. They may look threatening, but as long as you don't look at them, you should be safe.

I’ll come get your recommendations on the best movies to watch to keep me on edge while waiting for a text. . .

 

[LizVegas79]

Dr. Liz quote: "I honestly thought this was one of the best diagnosis remedies I've ever given and yet it hasn't gotten one single peep or reply."

Dear Dr. Liz -

I think it was the complexity of the diagnosis and the awe of the simplicity of the cure that had us all spellbound.

For example, I knew that "opathy" implied a disease or disorder, so I assumed that "my opathy" meant that the poster was referring to his own personal disorder (without describing it, other than the cause).

Of course, your dissertation on statins sent me to the dictionary, the library medical journal, and my old latin text book before fully understanding your summary explanation of the term.

With respect to your cure, were the items on the suggested SBL from a generic Journal Of Medicine list or pulled from your personal medical diary? Irrespective, who knew that such a complex medical disorder could be cured if the patient would only "pop a boner"?


signed,

Grateful Opathy-free Follower

Dear GOFF,

Awww , thank you!

I actually combined the JoM with my personal medical diary. But it just goes to show that often the easiest cure is in fact the best cure.

Because of your glowing praise (which I hope you also posted on Yelp - hint, hint ) you are hereby entitled to one free taco therapy session. I know that you're perfectly healthy and don't have any problems, but I assure you our taco therapy sessions are also good for stress relief, ego boosting, centering and spiritual and physical relaxation.

Doctor "I'll Do ANYTHING For A Good Yelp Review" Liz

 

[LizVegas79]

Whisky Therapy Room - Limited Availability

https://i.imgur.com/wXIHpGym.jpg

Bottoms up!

Told you. When Nova's not at work check the bar floor next door.

 

[whenagain]

Told you. When Nova's not at work check the bar next door.

. . . I’d be a regular there.

 

[LizVegas79]

Dear Dr. Liz,

Knowing you are well-versed in myriad scientific endeavors, I am hoping you can possibly help me with a current crisis. I have been having some pretty weird dreams of late, and I really don't know what to make of them. In one, I am sitting on a riverbank and a giant beaver comes ashore and hops onto me and it doesn't get off me until I am drenched from head to toe. In another, I am sitting on the beach and these clams come out of the sand and squirt me with water. Once again, I do not receive respite until I am sopping wet. In the final dream, I am walking through the woods and I fall into a hole and land in a giant saucer of milk. I am able to swim to the rim and pull myself over, but then a pack of wildcats begin licking the milk from me. Can you interpret these dreams for me, Dr. Liz?

Signed: All Weirded Out

Dear AWOLoonie Tunes,

You are experiencing what we in the psycho-sexual field call Wet Dreams. Unfortunately, I skipped the class on pee fetishes when I was in medical school so other than suggesting that you puff on some indica before you go to bed at night, instead of a sativa, I may not be the best person to seek advice from.

Although seriously, puffing on a little indica WILL help you sleep better at night I promise.

Doctor "Sativa Is Only For Daytime Use" Liz

 

[LizVegas79]

https://www.partypacks.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/day-of-the-dead-568012_1280-e1444298021649.jpg

Dia de Muertos . . . remembrance.

This picture needs some background music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uby6jFCDjE

 

[LizVegas79]

Lol that was supposed to say cuck. . .

Dear Fuck, Dear Cuck - what's the diff?

Yeah, the video store. After 9 PM is the best time. That's when my shift starts. Be careful walking across those tracks, though. And don't mind all those people hanging out on the street. They may look threatening, but as long as you don't look at them, you should be safe.

Yeah, JJ's right. After 9PM is best because that's when you generally have more "videos" to choose from.

And yeah, those people hanging out on the street may look a little threatening. But they generally all have big smiles on their faces and are just waiting 20 minutes or so before they come back into the store to "rent" another "video".

I’ll come get your recommendations on the best movies to watch to keep me on edge while waiting for a text. . .

I don't know what JJ's policy on edging is, but I know that I charge extra for it because that kind of personal attention requires a lot more of my time

 

[coffeelover5]

I feel under the weather Dr. Liz. Can you send her over to cure me?

https://dn0.newtumbl.com/img/705/17881434/2/26122244/nT_buscnuixysi9tx36ht8862f3.jpg

 

[JerseyJade]

I don't know what JJ's policy on edging is, but I know that I charge extra for it because that kind of personal attention requires a lot more of my time

It was Liz's edging skills that made the manager of the video store hire her immediately, so she's worth the extra charge. Just saying.

 

[Artfan2]

It was Liz's edging skills that made the manager of the video store hire her immediately, so she's worth the extra charge. Just saying.

So, um, just where is this video store again? It sounds like it's well worth visiting.

 

[whenagain]

It was Liz's edging skills that made the manager of the video store hire her immediately, so she's worth the extra charge. Just saying.

I’d pay the extra for either of you— though I suspect you may have different styles.

 

[JerseyJade]

So, um, just where is this video store again? It sounds like it's well worth visiting.

It's on the outskirts of the city, on Hellfire Ave. The video store is actually in between the abandon warehouse and the burned down police station. Once you pass through all the crime scene tape, you should see it on your left.

 

[Artfan2]

It's on the outskirts of the city, on Hellfire Ave. The video store is actually in between the abandon warehouse and the burned down police station. Once you pass through all the crime scene tape, you should see it on your left.

I've taken the Hellfire Tour. Is the video store in the meatpacking district?

https://www.dailyxtra.com/tour-the-infamous-sexual-history-of-nycs-meatpacking-district-69782

 

[JerseyJade]

I've taken the Hellfire Tour. Is the video store in the meatpacking district?

https://www.dailyxtra.com/tour-the-infamous-sexual-history-of-nycs-meatpacking-district-69782

I think Liz would be better to ask rather than me because I'm not all that familiar with Vegas, but I do know there are a few meth labs along Hellfire Ave and Satan Street, so... yeah, maybe.

 

[Apisto42]

I don't know what JJ's policy on edging is, but I know that I charge extra for it because that kind of personal attention requires a lot more of my time

Dear JJ,

I’m already paying extra for the baby bump, are you increasing your prices on edging now because of Dr. Liz?

Signed,

How much can I put on this black card?

 

[Artfan2]

I don't know what JJ's policy on edging is, but I know that I charge extra for it because that kind of personal attention requires a lot more of my time

We're all looking for a good video (store owner) to keep us on the edge.