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Ask Doctor Liz!

Not the place to ask for sympathy for having a small cock

Unless... you are into humiliation..

What’s your cure for limp a cock, Doc?

How can it be forced to go the distance as a useful tool?
 
OrLaTime said:
Not the place to ask for sympathy for having a small cock

Unless... you are into humiliation..

What’s your cure for limp a cock, Doc?

How can it be forced to go the distance as a useful tool?
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Dear Limp But Interested,

My cure for a limp cock has always been me in the past. But I might be losing my touch on Friday since I'll be turning 40 :eek:

In my experience, if a cock doesn't want to go the distance it can't be forced. Oh sure, you can tie it up and put it in a harness or a cock ring on it so it lasts a little longer, but in the end, it's only as useful when it wants to be.

Doctor "Well Okay, Let's Try This Next" Liz
 
Dr Dr Liz...again thanks for the consideration, you won't be disappointed .And besides it's probably just until I decide if I want to go back working for Centerfolds, or the Palomino club.or Crazy Horse maybe, back to Hunk Oasis...thanks it's going to be a good fit..
Sincerely " back to Vegas" Jimbo...
 
19jimbo99 said:
Dr Dr Liz...again thanks for the consideration, you won't be disappointed .And besides it's probably just until I decide if I want to go back working for Centerfolds, or the Palomino club.or Crazy Horse maybe, back to Hunk Oasis...thanks it's going to be a good fit..
Sincerely " back to Vegas" Jimbo...
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Well, like I say, at least in the beginning you're going to have to be open to alternative forms of payment because I'm a bit strapped for cash at the moment. :rolleyes:

JerseyJade said:
http://nwasianweekly.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/NATION-prostitution.jpg

So apparently, some of the girls that work at the video store told the manager that Liz and I were talking shit about them.. so now I'm stuck doing "security" work outside the store. Bitches! :rolleyes:
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I know! Me too! I actually got arrested for doing "security" work outside the store last night! (that looks like me in that police photo so there's no denying it :eek: )

Fortunately the cop who arrested me let me off after I got him ... well, let's just say there was a quid pro quo.

But still, I swear I'm cutting the next bitch who fucks with any of my revenue streams! I enjoy my work as a personal video star. I just wish I could figure out a better place to hide all my tip money. The store manager never believes me when I tell him I got a boob job. He's always, "Hand it over. You know the house gets 60%"

I wonder how many dollar bills I can fit up my kitty :eek:
 
LizVegas79 said:
Umm, JJ? Can I borrow your lucky interview outfit again please? :D :kiss:
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Well I would, but it's still at the cleaners. Apparently you got it stained so bad that they're having a hard time removing all the stains. The woman behind the counter told me she had never seen a piece of clothing with so many white stains on it. I was speechless and soooo embarrassed, I just said, call me when it's ready, and left. :rolleyes:

You can borrow this one though if you like. :D

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JerseyJade said:
Well I would, but it's still at the cleaners. Apparently you got it stained so bad that they're having a hard time removing all the stains. The woman behind the counter told me she had never seen a piece of clothing with so many white stains on it. I was speechless and soooo embarrassed, I just said, call me when it's ready, and left. :rolleyes:

You can borrow this one though if you like. :D

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Sorry about that JJ. I had to pass multiple interviews at the video store (I had no idea one store could have so many managers and assistant managers, CEO's and vice presidents!)

But don't worry. I started a Kickstarter campaign over on my What's She Saying thread for the dry cleaning bill I'm anticipating after my birthday party tomorrow. :devil: I'm hoping there will be enough leftover for a new Lexus and to pitch in towards your dry cleaning bill too.

But yeah! I'll borrow that outfit. I usually look pretty good in most red outfits. Oooo, lucky interview outfit #2! Love it!

THANKS SWEETIE!! :kiss: :heart:
 
LizVegas79 said:
Sorry about that JJ. I had to pass multiple interviews at the video store (I had no idea one store could have so many managers and assistant managers, CEO's and vice presidents!)

But don't worry. I started a Kickstarter campaign over on my What's She Saying thread for the dry cleaning bill I'm anticipating after my birthday party tomorrow. :devil: I'm hoping there will be enough leftover for a new Lexus and to pitch in towards your dry cleaning bill too.

But yeah! I'll borrow that outfit. I usually look pretty good in most red outfits. Oooo, lucky interview outfit #2! Love it!

THANKS SWEETIE!! :kiss: :heart:
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You can keep it, Liz. It's your birthday present from me. Happy Birthday! :):heart:
 
Happy Birthday doc!!!

Hey uh, now that I got you here, I was wondering if you could help me out-

Just kidding! Enjoy your birthday girl!
 
Hi Liz. I looked at the clock and realized -- at least here in the eastern time zone -- that I was 8 minutes away from missing your birthday. Anyway, hope you had a fun day and that hubby treated you to some naughty fun and celebration. :devil:

Happy birthday to an attractive, sexy, kinky Litster with a sharp, witty sense of humor! Your posts are always thought-provoking (I won't say exactly which thoughts are provoked) and humorous.

:kiss: :)
 
You are exactly 2 years older than me... that still means that you are twice the Awesome!
 
Thanks everyone for the happy birthday wishes. I did indeed get out and celebrate. A little too much actually! :) I didn't exactly get what I wanted, but my "surprise party" still turned out to be lots of fun.

Forty feels so different from 39 I can't believe it. I guess adulthood can really sneak up on you sometimes lol

LincolnDuncan said:
I saw this and thought of you
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omg LMAO - that is PERFECT Duncan! :)
 
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