Avatar: Lightning strikes (OOC)

[Eazy]

Thanks for being rational, you guys.

(I think my heart's starting to slow back down again, now.)

Eh, I was sorta WTF about it, too. Partly because I went to take a nap thinking we had smooth sailing on this baby, then I come back to this. It was like I couldn't turn my back on you people for a minute!

So, yeah, you weren't alone in the mini-freak out.

:: chuckles softly :: At least you got that close!

I mean, UM's new crackship just got me thinking, and five minutes later, Toph's gone in a puff of stonedust.

You just wanted to do naughty things with one of Lily's characters. Admit it.

Then again, so did I.

Eh, I'm still a little hysterical, I should go lie down or something.

*nodding* I'll join you. For, um, moral support.

 

[UnseenMaiden]

I mean, UM's new crackship just got me thinking, and five minutes later, Toph's gone in a puff of stonedust.

Don't lose hope! Tophuang OTP 4EVA!!!!!!!!!

 

[ChasNicollette]

Eh, I was sorta WTF about it, too. Partly because I went to take a nap thinking we had smooth sailing on this baby, then I come back to this. It was like I couldn't turn my back on you people for a minute!

So, yeah, you weren't alone in the mini-freak out.

I went to the store! I came back and oh shit there goes the planet.

WTF.

You just wanted to do naughty things with one of Lily's characters. Admit it.

I've never gotten to do that. Not to one of Lily's. (I don't think.)

Plus, this particular character's growed up to a total hottie, so. Can you blame me?

Then again, so did I.

Huh! Thought as much.

*nodding* I'll join you. For, um, moral support.

:: eyes E :: There's nothing moral about your support.

:: pauses, takes his hand, brings him with :: Yeah, all right. C'mon, then.

Don't lose hope! Tophuang OTP 4EVA!!!!!!!!!

Heehee... oh, man, she would kick his ass without blinking. He might get a few hits in, maybe be more agile than she expected, but ultimately...

I mean, has Toph ever lost a fight?

And then someone sighted would stand over his kicked ass and go, "oh, he was cute!"

And Toph would be like? "Was he? Huh. 'Coz he fought like a girl."

 

[UnseenMaiden]

And then someone sighted would stand over his kicked ass and go, "oh, he was cute!"

And Toph would be like? "Was he? Huh. 'Coz he fought like a girl."

I.. I love that and wish I could somehow favorite it or something

XD

ow laughing makes my chest hurt.... damn sinuses

 

[ChasNicollette]

I.. I love that and wish I could somehow favorite it or something

XD

ow laughing makes my chest hurt.... damn sinuses

D'awh. Thanks, Uumie. :: blushes :: From you, that means awesome.

(You're sick too, huh?

I'm out of Mucinex, but you can share one of my packets of Theraflu, if you want.)

 

[UnseenMaiden]

I'm out of Mucinex, but you can share one of my packets of Theraflu, if you want.)

*hisses and clambers into the rafters*

Theraflu is beastly stuff. It's what got me to willingly take other medicines finally. Ugh. I'd rather suffer

 

[ChasNicollette]

*hisses and clambers into the rafters*

Theraflu is beastly stuff. It's what got me to willingly take other medicines finally. Ugh. I'd rather suffer

:: winces :: Sort of a last resort for me, too.

But, hay, thought that counts, right?

 

[UnseenMaiden]

I HERD U HAZ CONFUZUN ABOT AVATAR: LIGHTNING STRIKES(a.k.a. Eazy should really know better than to suggest !crack to me by now)

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Once upon a time but more like eight years ago there was these kids out in a canoe and they were like OMG there is a boy in a block of ice.. WE MUST FREE HIM!... See their momma was dead and so hadn’t been able to tell them yet that freeing frozen people is a REALLY BAD idea. But they did it anyways and sure enough their village was attacked, the frozen boy was taken away, and the only two people capable of protecting their village from more attacks was these two kids but they just went and left their village COMPLETELY defenseless.

As fate would have it frozen boy was an Avatar/Messiah/Kung Fu Action Jesus/Chosen One/Gary Stu so he and the kids that abandoned their home went on tons of adventures and saved the world from certain doom and peace and joy and blah blah blah blah. No one cares. That was then. This is now.. Eight years later…WHEN SHIT HITS THE FAN!!

In the Fire Nation’s equivalent of Arkham Asylum

Azula: KILL! KILL! KILL!
Therapist: Well, princess, I think you’re remarkably well adjusted now and your brother would probably even forgive you for trying to kill him and going absolutely power crazy all those years ago.
Azula: My brother? Really? You mean the one I want to KILL!
Therapist: *smiles in blissful ignorance* Yes, that’s right. Oh you’ve made so much progress over the years I’m sure it’ll happen soon.
Azula: How about now?
Therapist: Oh no..not..
Azula: I said NOW, bitch! *burninates the therapist man*

Omashu, Earth Kingdom.

Advisors: Not it!
Toph: *is all queeny* I better not be hearing any talk about SHOES out there!
Advising Victim #1: Shoes?! Oh no nothing about those umm awful things just..umm…err…uhh .. your feet stink! There I said it! Please don’t kill me!
Toph: These feet only get cleaned for Zuko. And he’ll be where I’m going so… I guess I better get to that cleaning!

Fire Nation Capital, Fire Nation.

Zuko: Damn it, woman, stop! That hurts!
Mai: *smirks* That’s not what you said last night, slave.
Cockblock: *knows where you live* Time to go! Bwahahahaha
Zuko: *glares at the retreating servant* I really need to remember to kill him one of these days.
Mai: I thought your sister was supposed to be the blood thirsty one. Speaking of which, I’m gonna go visit her craziness today.
Zuko: Ok. Just don’t die while I’m gone, honeybunches.

*Kyoshi Island*

Ty Lee: No, Mai. Visiting the Crazula is a BAD idea. Even I know that.

Omashu, Earth Kingdom

Advising Victim #1: Come on! You’re a woman and you’re blind! Get in the fucking carriage already!
Toph: Heresy, you say?
Advising Victim #1: What? No umm I said …umm….oh..fudge.
Toph: GTFO

In an airship

Zuko: Flying is totally better than everything else. Also, Toph is probably made of Smex now but hey I have a wife… yes a wife…whom I love… and totally wouldn’t risk my relationship with by having an affair behind her back….yes.

Arkham Fire Asylum

Mai: *can definitely hear the slasher background music* Just a friendly warning, all you crazy inmates. I will stab you ..ALOT. *delayed reaction of fleeing*

Forest outside of New Gaipan, Earth Kingdom.(two weeks earlier)

Smellerbee: *is trying to bloody well sleep*
Longshot: *poke poke poke poke poke poke etc.*
Smellerbee: You are so fucking lucky you’re one of the few people I don’t stab. *gets to grooming and thus speaks the four words that prove she’s female* I HATE MY HAIR!
Pipsqueak: *swoops in with glompage*
Longshot: *step out of the way*
Smellerbee: Et tu Longshot?! *pulls a quick one two switch and leaves Longshot as the victim* bwahaha SUCKER
Longshot:*watches Smellerbee go* son of a… *is glomptackled by Pipsqueak*.. *glarifies Pipsqueak to put him down*
Pipsqueak: *is weak against the almighty Longshot glare* It’s super effective!

*Off in the Fire Nation Asylum*

Azula: Mai’s got to die
Ji Fen: Verily, yet would it not be more favourable to capture the Fire Lady alive and hold her for ransom? That way, if we should come across the unlikely scenario of failure, we would only return to the prison we have known here and not introduced to the executioner’s blade.
Azula: ….stfu she DIES. The end.
Mai: I don’t WANT to die!
Azula: Too bad. Zuzu can’t have hot grief sex if there’s no grief! *burninates Mai with an extra dash of axcrazy thrown in* … Now I just need to tell Zuzu he’s grieving and the healing can begin!
Ji Fen: … Your highness, would not stealth be our best option now that you have killed your brother’s wife. Informing him of her demise would undoubtedly take away the element of surprise as you attempt to reclaim the throne.
Azula: … *threatens him with burnination* Did you not just hear me? I said there will be healing through hot grief sex.


*In Ba Sing Se and then the palace if the Earth King*

Toph: I’m illiterate and a Queen LOL *shoos advising victim #2 away* Now let me in!
Zuko: I was right! Toph IS the smex!
Sokka: I’m made of PURE AWESOME and I must tell you this.
Ryota: *twitches* Spirits, make it stop!
Zuko: Hey, new…waterbender…guy… who are you?
Ryota: *glares* someone who doesn’t like you very much
Sokka: *grabs for Ryota* Hey I forgot to tell you about some more of my awesomeness!
Ryota: Oh Spirits! Ok Ok I’ll make peace with the Fire Lord already!
Toph: Shut UP, Sokka!
Zuko: So *edges towards Toph* Smex…. How goes things?

*On the outskirts of Ba Sing Se(about an hour earlier)*

Admissions Official: Fools! The great land of Oz is far too grand a place for you dirty heathens.
Smellerbee: …. STABBITTY DEATH!!
Longshot: *intervenes and hauls the Bee off to the ferry*
Smellerbee: *has an Angsty Moment of Doom* I suck so hard!
Longshot: …*pats her back* that’s ok with me
Smellerbee: *has a random flashback of random* why does everyone leave me?!
Longshot: I already said I was sorry! Damn, get over it already!

*In the Earth Kingdom Royal Palace

Smellerbee: *spies Zuko* … STABBITTY DEATH!
Longshot: No, Bee, assassination at peace conference is a BAD idea.
Toph: Yea, calm down, girly!
Ryota: Oh hey, new people, how goes…..wait....that’s a girl?!
Aang: *hums to himself* He’s fightin the bad guys and makin them pay. With his kung fu powers, he’ll save the day! *notices he’s arrived* …>_>… <_< … He’s Kung Fu Action Jesus!
Zuko: WE KNOW! Sheesh…every time.
Ryota:… AWESOME
Aang: *flashes his winning smile* I know
Zuko: Can we just start already?
Earth King: We’re starting!
Zuko: No, I take it back!

*Elsewhere in a Room with A Moose*

Lan: I EXIST FOR NO REASON!

*Right outside the Earth King’s palace*

Appa: NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
Xia: Holy shit balls! Is that a flying bison?!
Appa: *IS A FLYING BISON* NOM NOM NOM NOM
Xia: SQUEE!
Random guard #1: So like that Avatar is totally here.*nods sagely* Came here by flying bison.
Random guard #2: Oh yea! I’d totally tap that. *leers*
Random guard #1: … *scoots slowly away*
Random guard #2: No I didn’t mean the Avatar!
Random guard #1: *scoots away faster*
Xia: Ok so I need to see the Avatar.. NOW
Random guards: ummm… No.
Xia: Let me in or I’ll airbend your asses!
Random guards: LMAO
Xia: *airbends their asses and runs*
Iroh: and… LIGHTNING BOLT!
Xia: O_O Please don’t kill me.
Iroh: ..I like you, kid. You’ve got moxie. Come on, you’re coming with me to see the Avatar.
Xia: Oh hells yea!

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[ChasNicollette]

OH SAINT JEBUS MY SIDES

XD

XD

:: gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasp ::

XD

("Holy shit balls!")

 

[UnseenMaiden]

.... I'm not sure if I should feel proud or hurt since I actually say 'holy shit balls' irl......

I don't even remember why anymore...

 

[ChasNicollette]

.... I'm not sure if I should feel proud or hurt since I actually say 'holy shit balls' irl......

I don't even remember why anymore...

Yeah, but Xia doesn't!

So it was totally The Shit that you put those words in her mouth.

(Feel proud, for serious. That was AWESOME.)

 

[UnseenMaiden]

..there will be more.. eventually

just taking it page by page at the moment while doing other things

 

[Eazy]

Yeah, but Xia doesn't!

So it was totally The Shit that you put those words in her mouth.

(Feel proud, for serious. That was AWESOME.)

I'd like to put something else in her mouth....

*blinks*

Um, that was Ryota talking. Yup.

 

[UnseenMaiden]

...is it really cheating when having sex with the creator of your partner?

 

[UnseenMaiden]

..my characters say yes

 

[Eazy]

Hmm Guess I should cool it with my lusting after Alice in the Titans thread, huh?

Damn it.

But anyway, if we're in agreement on continuing for now and ponying the characters when needed until Lily can get her butt back to us (and she'd better! *shaking fist in her direction*), then I'll get to work on my writings.

 

[ChasNicollette]

Hmm Guess I should cool it with my lusting after Alice in the Titans thread, huh?

Damn it.

But anyway, if we're in agreement on continuing for now and ponying the characters when needed until Lily can get her butt back to us (and she'd better! *shaking fist in her direction*), then I'll get to work on my writings.

Got my vote.

(And by the by, Xia might be technically unavailable, but you know for a fact there's characters of mine that wouldn't mind your ardour. :: winks :: Just sayin'.)

 

[UnseenMaiden]

(And by the by, Xia might be technically unavailable, but you know for a fact there's characters of mine that wouldn't mind your ardour. :: winks :: Just sayin'.)

....Zhuang/Kazuo!

no wait.. no.... hot ..but very wrong.... probably involved ALOT of cactus juice

 

[ChasNicollette]

....Zhuang/Kazuo!

no wait.. no.... hot ..but very wrong.... probably involved ALOT of cactus juice

Zhuang just totally Spocked.

He arched an eyebrow, absolutely no other facial reaction.

So, I don't know what to make of that. Could be there's not enough cactus juice in The World, could be he's hoping to be Kaz' rebound dude after things fall through with Crazy'Zula?

He's inscrutable that way.

 

[UnseenMaiden]

oh really? Zhuang, I had no idea you liked the menfolk that much.

I almost feel like suggesting Zhuang/Tatsuo now.. but then my poor dear man would get all flustered. *grins evilly* oh but now it shall live in the depths of my mind as another crack!ship..... no matter how brazen Tatsuo now thinks me to be.

 

[ChasNicollette]

oh really? Zhuang, I had no idea you liked the menfolk that much.

I almost feel like suggesting Zhuang/Tatsuo now.. but then my poor dear man would get all flustered. *grins evilly* oh but now it shall live in the depths of my mind as another crack!ship..... no matter how brazen Tatsuo now thinks me to be.

:: chortles ::

Really, I think of Zhuang as being (mostly) asexual. I mean, I know he likes girls at least, he blushed like woah when Kayna got nekkid, and that necessarily doesn't rule out the liking of boys.

But he's kind of a fundie, you know? No sex until marriage, and no REPEAT NO interNational interbreeding. (Kind of a hot-button for him, actually, that inter-"racial" thingy.)

It's too bad, really, because "Kazuang," like "Kataang," fulfills my secondary requirement of a "ship" doubling as a funky onomatopoeic sound effect.

Oh, well, I guess that's what makes 'em crack!ships, right? XD That we can giggle about them in our hearts even though we know they're impossible.

 

[UnseenMaiden]

'Love sees not with the eyes, but with the mind; therefore is winged cupid painted blind.'-- Shakespeare (who pwns all)

.... I'm weird in that, if I find a person that just can NOT have a certain type of person in their bed, I want nothing more than for them to find theirself completely head over heels for that type at one point. I want love to hit them like a brick to the head.

..or like a Chair. The chair I will take joy in beating Zhuang with if I ever get the chance.

 

[ChasNicollette]

'Love sees not with the eyes, but with the mind; therefore is winged cupid painted blind.'-- Shakespeare (who pwns all)

.... I'm weird in that, if I find a person that just can NOT have a certain type of person in their bed, I want nothing more than for them to find theirself completely head over heels for that type at one point. I want love to hit them like a brick to the head.

..or like a Chair. The chair I will take joy in beating Zhuang with if I ever get the chance.

I would not be opposed to that. The man sees himself as this ultraconservative arbiter of that which is Good and that which isn't, he's completely blind to his own hypocrisy. If falling for such a person gives him sufficient added dimension that his insanity and double-standards find themselves jarred and shaken, I'm all for that.

(But not until after he finds out about Ryota and Xia. )

A brick might not work on Zhuang. But a chair...

A chair would do nicely.

 

[UnseenMaiden]

(But not until after he finds out about Ryota and Xia. )

Of course.. we wouldn't miss that scary protective older brother bit for anything in the World

 

[ChasNicollette]

Of course.. we wouldn't miss that scary protective older brother bit for anything in the World

:: ponders :: Alllllthough.

Would the pre-existing awareness of his hypocrisy deaden his wrath, or make things worse? A splinter in his mind, jabbing him and spurring him to lash out even harder?

...I dunno. Hm.