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Angel

Darlin, keep up the good work with the pics you post. I LUV them.

I liked the pic of you - you are most definitely a good looking BBW

Marty
 
So what do you boys wish me to post any ideas do share





Three men were sitting in a bar, one was French, one Itailan, and one American.

The Frenchman said "Last night I made love to my wife four times, and this morning she kept telling me how much she worshipped me."

So the Itailan said "Well, I had sex with my wife six times last night, and this morning she was too exhaused to speak."

The American remained silent, so the Frenchman smugly asks "So how many times did you have sex with your wife last night?"

"Once." the American replied.

"And what did she say this morning?" asked the Itailan.

"Dont stop!"
 
COMMON TERMS

Analingus--stimulation of the anus with the mouth

Areola-- the dark ring of skin surrounding the nipple

Bestiality--sex with animals

Bisexual--a person who is sexually or romantically attracted to both sexes

Circumcision--the surgical procedure of removing the foreskin

Clitoris-- the most sensitive external female sex organ, located near the top of the vulva.

Condom-- WHAT ALL REAL MEN SHOULD USE!!!!!!!!!a sheath of latex, plastic, or animal skin worn over the penis to prevent sperm ejaculating into the vagina to prevent pregnancy or the transmission of disease.


Cunnilingus--stimulation of the vulva with the mouth
 
COMMON TERM 2

Dental Dam----a piece of latex placed over the vulva during cunnilingus to protect both partners from STDs

Diaphragm----a dome-shaped cap of rubber designed to cover the cervical opening and prevent sperm from entering the cervix

Dildo---an artificial penis used in sexual activity.

Felching---consuming the resultant semen after anal sex.

Fellatio---stimulation of the penis with the mouth

Fisting---inserting a whole hand into either the vagina or the anus

Foreskin---skin covering the head of the penis in uncircumsized men

Frottage---sexual pleasure from rubbing against another person

Gerbiling----the activity of Urban Legend status regarding the insertion of a gerbil or similarly-sized rodent into the anus

Heterosexual---a person who is sexually or romantically attracted only to the opposite sex.

Homosexual---a person who is sexually or romantically attracted only to the same sex

Hymen---any tissue that partly or completely covers the vaginal opening
 
COMMON TERMS 3

Incest----sexual intercourse between closely related persons

IUD----intrauterine device, a method of birth control

Labia---external folds of flesh of the vulva.

Labia majora---the thicker, outside labia

Labia minora---the inner labia

Lesbian----a homosexual woman

Mons---mound of flesh located above the vagina

Obsex---Obligated Sexual Comment/Reference; inserted at the end of some posts which otherwise have very little to do with sex

Prostitution---exchange of money for sexual favors

Rape-----sexual activity forced upon someone unwilling or unable to give consent ( YES THAT NO MEANS NO)

Rimming---see analingus

Safeword----the code phrase or word used in any sort of B&D/S&M activity that really means "Stop NOW."

Sodomy---often simply refers to anal sex; however, the actual dictionary definition includes anything considered "unnatural or deviate sexual intercourse" which may include everything from oral sex to sex between partners of the same gender

Swinging----consensual sex involving the exchange of marital partners for sexual purposes

Transvestite----an individual who is sexually or emotionally stimulated or satisfied by dressing in clothing of the opposite sex

Vibrator-----an electrically driven machine that vibrates

Vulva----collective term referring to a woman's external genitalia

Water Sports----sex involving urine or urination (also "scat", sex involving feces)

Zoophilia-----see bestiality
 
The question all men ask.. and the answer I found.....

Is penis size important?

This is probably one of the most frequently asked questions and that's a shame, because it's really a pointless question.
Penis size is important if and only if you think it is.
If you have sex with men and you desire a large penis, then penis size is important to you, and only to you.
If you feel your penis should be larger, then penis size is important to you, and only to you.
Many women report that too many men are hung up on the size of their penises.
The vagina is only eight to thirteen centimeters long, and even a small penis can touch every square centimeter within the vagina.
 
How do I measure my penis?


First, while standing, get an erection. Okay, now gently angle your, er, equipment down until it is parallel to the floor. Set your ruler against your pubic bone just above the base of the penis, and measure to the tip. Thats how the doctors do it.
 
My penis bends down (or left, or right). Is there something wrong with it?


One-quarter of all penises bend in some direction and some bend downward even when erect. Unless the bend is severe or causes you pain, there is nothing wrong or abnormal about your penis. It should not interfere with sexual intercourse. Some people report that a downward-bending penis is easier to fellate.

In rare cases a condition called Peyrone's Syndrome can arise from childhood diseases. This condition is caused by scarring on one of the two corpora cavernosa within the penis, stunting its effectiveness during erection and causing the penis to bend almost 90 degrees in that direction.
 
What do I do first?


You can't expect him to know what makes you feel good. You'll have to tell him or show him, and that may mean taking some of the initiative, taking his hands and placing them where they make you feel good.

. Go slow. If it's his first time, he may well be totally nervous about what you're about to do, and his penis may not respond at first. Patience, gentleness, and understanding are required to bring it back to life, and that may be hard for you to achieve, but that's why we told you to give yourselves lots of time.
 
DO TO A RECENT ISSUE POSTING PICTURES I WILL NOW AGAIN GO BACK TO USING ATTACHMENTS SORRY FOR THE ISSUES......BUT I WILL MAKE IT UP TO YOU VIA THE SEXUAL PICTURES AND JOKES.....
 
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100 Reasons To Be GAY

1. You truly don't care who Julia Roberts is sleeping with.
2. You understand the difference between 43 brands of imported vodka.
3. You can call anyone "honey" including pets.
4. You know someone who definitely was in the emergency room with Richard Gere and the gerbil.
5. You understand the immense importance of good lighting.
6. You can be at a crowded disco the size of two football fields and still spot a toupee.
7. You can tell a woman you love her bathing suit, and truly mean her bathing suit.
8. You can explain the nuances between steady date, boyfriend and lover.
9. You really have "been there, done that."
10. Your women friends will tell you everything you want to know about their boyfriends. And that means everything.
11. You're the only type of male who gets to say "fabulous."
12. You can have naked pictures of men you don't know in your home.
13. You can have naked men you don't know in your home.
14. You know how to handle the telephone like a Stradivarius.
15. You understand why the good Lord invented spandex.
16. You understand why the good Lord didn't intend everyone to wear it.
17. You know how to get back at just about everyone. And have.
18. You know that the most important part of a party's decor is the catering staff.
19. You only wear polyester when you mean to.
20. You can smile to let someone know you can't stand them.
21. You can freeze a troll from 20 feet away.
22. You're good pals with women other people can't stand.
23. You've always got an opinion.
24. You've read the book, seen the movie, done the musical.
25. You know how to dress strategically.
26. Your car has an amusing female name.
27. You're the only one at your high school reunion who looks a lot better than you did in high school.
28. You've got at least one framed picture of a pet.
29. If your mattress could talk, it would be Joan Rivers.
30. You know that sex complicates things. So?
31. You know that being called a "cheap slut" isn't actually an insult.
32. There's a married guy somewhere who is terrified of you.
33. Nobody tells you what to do in bed...unless you tell them what to tell you.
34. You have a medicine chest stocked for any occasion.
35. You have at least one movie musical on video.
36. You're not embarrassed to sing in a piano bar.
37. You're embarrassed by people who sing in piano bars.
38. You never hold a grudge for longer than a decade or two.
39. You know how to make an entrance.
40. You know when to make an exit.
41. You worry about people you don't even know - like Liza Minnelli.
42. You choose the most fabulous greeting cards.
43. You know how to program your VCR.
44. You've got sunscreen at every conceivable SPF level.
45. You have a cologne display worthy of Bloomingdales.
46. You understand, viscerally, Joan Crawford.
47. Some of your best friends are your ex lovers.
48. You know when to play dumb.
49. You know what to do for a hangover.
50. Yes, you do have a condom.
51. You've called someone "girlfriend" who is neither a girl nor a friend.
52. One or more of the following apply to you:
a) You adore Judy Garland
b) You hate Judy Garland
c) You hate people who adore Judy Garland.
d) You hate people who hate Judy Garland.
e) You don't give a damn about Judy Garland.
f) Who is Judy Garland?
53. You can supply the last names to the following list:
a) Bernadette
b) Chita
c) Barbra
54. You made Donna Summer a star.
55. You made Donna Summer a has-been.
56. Tanning salons were invented for you.
57. You've made sunbathing a performance art.
58. You know when the party's over.
59. You know where to go after the party's over.
60. You're fearless about fighting the elements, especially gravity.
61. When you hear "a stitch in time saves nine" you think of
a) Your grandma
b) Your face lift
c) John Wayne Bobbit
62. You know that pigs and bears are not necessarily rural wildlife.
63. Your roommate can be your roommate and not your "roommate."
64. You know that referring to someone as "a real lady" isn't necessarily a compliment.
65. Your favorite dinner accessory may also be your dinner companion.
66. If your cat is a female, you swear it's a lesbian.
67. If your cat is a male, you swear it's a lesbian.
68. You sing along heartily with songs that make most females cringe, like "Stand by your man".
69. You've been to a bris, a barmitzvah, a christening, a first communion and too many weddings and you have a carefully considered evaluation of the food after each.
70. You'll never have to hear your mother complain about your wife.
71. A two-seater convertible seems perfectly practical to you.
72. You have a favorite Disney character and it's usually a nasty one.
73. You've left someone totally speechless.
74. You've shaved something other than your face.
75. All your friends do not have to "get along".
76. You have large collection of anniversary pictures. They may be with different guys, however.
77. Your love handles are actually used as such.
78. When someone turns his back on you, you actually consider it an opportunity.
79. You've got a large assortment of movie-star biographies.
80. You've got the most interesting coffee table books.
81. You know where to find a meat rack and it ain't in your kitchen drawer.
82. You have a sexual persuasion with its own flag.
83. At some moment in your life you've envisioned having back-up girls.
84. You know your enemies.
85. After a workout at the gym, you feel like a new man. And he's right there in the shower.
86 You're Barbra Streisand's biggest fan.
87. You know that Barbra Streisand's biggest fan is Barbra Streisand.
88 Not only have you added spice to your life - sometimes you've added side dishes.
89. You know that "small talk" can be about spirituality or politics, and "important issues" can be about hair.
90. You've actually lived out some of your fantasies.
91. Unlike most straight women, you have no problem being treated solely as a sex object.
92. You have no doubts about the accuracy of the Kinsey Report.
93. You know, by heart, every line in:
a) All about Eve
b) The Rocky Horror Picture Show
c) Your face
94. You are ALWAYS ready for your close-up.
95. You have 412 ways to tell someone to get lost. 136 are non-verbal.
96. You can lip-sync to at least one Supreme's song.
97. You have a carefully selected Yiddish vocabulary.
98. Even if you're in Kansas, you're not in Kansas anymore.
99. You know exactly how many martinis it takes.
100. When throwing a party, you know how to put out quite a spread. Sometimes after the party too.
 
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One of my likes

Jayashiangel, you may have seen this one but it is one of my favorite activities :p :p

Yahoo handle btjohnson3 if you wish to chat :devil:
 
Hi love your thread The pic in that last post is hot man one could loose your self in that cleavage.

what is your thoughts on Cunnilingus. I have a bread and find most ladies enjoy that but hey men keep it trimmed and maintained and ladies feel free to strim down there it helps you and limits dental floss.
 
Jayashiangel,

Very cool thread!!! You have covered a wide range of topics so far, can't wait to read more. I would love to be in your mind and figure out what you are thinking. Once again, compliments on the thread.

tucannon_fly
 
rezzed said:
Hi love your thread The pic in that last post is hot man one could loose your self in that cleavage.

what is your thoughts on Cunnilingus. I have a bread and find most ladies enjoy that but hey men keep it trimmed and maintained and ladies feel free to strim down there it helps you and limits dental floss.
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If I am to have a thought about CUNNILINGUS....I find most people don't do it right the way there partner would like ....Men usually assume they know what they are doing...and what feels good to a women....But it really doesn't work that way...What one chic like and had orgasm over and over doesn't mean your next pussy with jump with excitement.. It may just say no..I am not into that after your first run of things....

As for a women being trimmed, shaved etc.. I personally find standing on my head trying not to cut a lip or myself hard.. I find I prefer to have my partner shave me.. as it give a senuality to it. You don't miss pieces and when you all done you have it washed and already lubed from all the sexual attention durning shaving...:)

Women ususally don't mind men with beards but I prefer to have a guy with a GQ trimmed beard...But that is me.....
 
Careful What You Wish For

A gay couple had been partnered for 25 years and was celebrating the 60th birthday of one of them. During the party, a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple all those years, she would give them one wish each.

The one who was giving the party said, "We've blown all our money on parties and fine dining and decorating this house, I've never gotten to see the world. I wish we could travel all over the world."

The fairy waved her wand and POOF! He had the tickets in his hand.

Next, it was the birthday boy's turn. He paused for a moment, and then with a sly grin said, "Well, I'd like a boyfriend 30 years younger than me."

The fairy waved her wand and POOF! He was 90.
 
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