Costco, Walmart, Aldi institute rationing as wholesale price of eggs reaches all-time high

[RobDownSouth]

Major food retailers have begun rationing eggs as the wholesale price of eggs reached an all time high price of over eight dollars a dozen this past week. The rise in egg prices were a primary driver as inflation rose to an annualized rate of three percent in January.

Last September, then-VP candidate JD Vance clutched his pearls in front of a case of eggs in a supermarket, moaning about the then-price of 3.82 per dozen. Current average pricing is now 4.95 per dozen and climbing.

Fifteen percent of the entire egg-laying stock of chickens in the United States have been destroyed in an attempt to stop the spread of the avian H2N1 virus.

A clueless neophyte chicken farmer in Minnesota was overheard yelling "what is the big deal? It just the flu! IT JUST THE FLU!"

 

[Saint_Ann]

Eggs don't last forever, hoardingwise.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Eggs don't last forever, hoardingwise.

Yeah, I know. I think it's a particularly American peculiarity to hoard perishable stuff like milk, eggs and bread in times of purported crisis, almost as if wishful thinking will make bad stuff go away in a matter of days, or "by Easter Sunday" as President Pumpkinhead once famously exclaimed.

 

[Lazaran]

Chickens were supposed to be laying golden eggs by now…

Oops…



We. Told. Them. So.

 

[Chernosoth]

Dynamic duo to the rescue. Batman smells, Robin laid an egg.

Or kill up to five geese daily in Michigan's hunting season.

 

[Bn2f]

Dynamic duo to the rescue. Batman smells, Robin laid an egg.

Or kill up to five geese daily in Michigan's hunting season.

Cherno?
Are you struggling financially?
Have you been trying to make up chicken egg pricing by eating geese eggs???

 

[dolf]

Eggs don't last forever, hoardingwise.

There's a YouTube food history channel called Townsends. They do a sort of reenactment of foods and life from the time of the early settlers. Apparently, hoarding eggs could work.

 

[Bn2f]

There's a YouTube food history channel called Townsends. They do a sort of reenactment of foods and life from the time of the early settlers. Apparently, hoarding eggs could work.

Or… and hear me out, ok?
Americans, especially the likes of St. A, can start eating their own pets.

 

[Rockymtnman]

I can’t wait until everything is sky high so the scum that voted for trump start living on the streets. They get exactly what they deserve. As the saying goes fuck around and find out. I hope they lose Medicare, Medicaid, social security, food stamps. Fuck ‘em all. Vile, ignorant, mouth breathers.

 

[Chernosoth]

Cherno?
Are you struggling financially?
Have you been trying to make up chicken egg pricing by eating geese eggs???

 

[ll74]

The bird flu is a Democratic created virus and we should all refuse to acknowledge anything about it, especially if they make us wear more face diapers.

 

[coati]

Egg prices are sky high. Planes are crashing every week. The stock market is in turmoil. The Presidency has been outsourced to a South African Nazi.

Yes, this truly is the Golden Era of Amerika, just like Trump promised.

 

[Lance_Castro]

Egg prices are sky high. Planes are crashing every week. The stock market is in turmoil. The Presidency has been outsourced to a South African Nazi.

Yes, this truly is the Golden Era of Amerika, just like Trump promised.

You do realize it’s your fault, yes?

You’re content to insult your country here from the comfort of your home.

But you wont actually get involved or do anything about it.

Thats what makes you and your kind losers.

Lol

 

[Buffalogurl]

There's a YouTube food history channel called Townsends. They do a sort of reenactment of foods and life from the time of the early settlers. Apparently, hoarding eggs could work.

They old way of preserving eggs was to use water glass/sodium silicate..... generally the eggs will "keep" for about a year..
The best way is to use fresh unwashed eggs to start with... eggs have a natural "film" that is removed by commercial washing.......
The way I store eggs is by freeze drying......
Oh one more thing....... just at 100 million chickens have been destroyed because of the alleged "bird flu" all done while the former crime family was in power.....now they/them are saying the "bird flu" will/is jumping to hogs and cattle. Before this is over with ....... bottom line, your gonna get hungry ..... eat zeee bugs.......

 

[Buffalogurl]

I can’t wait until everything is sky high so the scum that voted for trump start living on the streets. They get exactly what they deserve. As the saying goes fuck around and find out. I hope they lose Medicare, Medicaid, social security, food stamps. Fuck ‘em all. Vile, ignorant, mouth breathers.

Nope.... things are gonna get "worse" before they get better.... just takes time to clear out the garbage.....
That and before "it's" over with you are gonna get hungry, cold, miserable, your 401 k will be worthless. This was the plans of the former crime family all along..... go on and curse us..... just do not come to me for supplies.........

 

[dolf]

another old way of preserving eggs was to use water glass/sodium silicate..... generally the eggs will "keep" for about a year..
The best way is to use fresh unwashed eggs to start with... eggs have a natural "film" that is removed by commercial washing.......
The way I store eggs is by freeze drying....Blahblahblahblah emojiemojiemoji.

fyp. yw.

 

[Fuzzy1975]

fyp. yw.

Thanks Dolf, he needs all the help he can get!

 

[Rockymtnman]

Nope.... things are gonna get "worse" before they get better.... just takes time to clear out the garbage.....
That and before "it's" over with you are gonna get hungry, cold, miserable, your 401 k will be worthless. This was the plans of the former crime family all along..... go on and curse us..... just do not come to me for supplies.........

Not sure you can read. I hope they get bad so trump dick suckers lose everything. I retired at 50, own three homes and don’t need any social safety nets. I don’t have a 401k I have an investment portfolio and liquid enough to last a decade if things go that badly. I’m going to make more money in a recession. I got my property in Montana during the bust in 08-09 for pennies on the dollar.

 

[DeluxAuto]

They old way of preserving eggs was to use water glass/sodium silicate..... generally the eggs will "keep" for about a year..
The best way is to use fresh unwashed eggs to start with... eggs have a natural "film" that is removed by commercial washing.......
The way I store eggs is by freeze drying......
Oh one more thing....... just at 100 million chickens have been destroyed because of the alleged "bird flu" all done while the former crime family was in power.....now they/them are saying the "bird flu" will/is jumping to hogs and cattle. Before this is over with ....... bottom line, your gonna get hungry ..... eat zeee bugs.......

Are you half-Korean?

 

[Fuzzy1975]

Nope.... things are gonna get "worse" before they get better.... just takes time to clear out the garbage.....
That and before "it's" over with you are gonna get hungry, cold, miserable, your 401 k will be worthless. This was the plans of the former crime family all along..... go on and curse us..... just do not come to me for supplies.........

obviously you've not got a 401k....

cute watching you cheer for the economic ruin of the US.

 

[Buffalogurl]

Not sure you can read. I hope they get bad so trump dick suckers lose everything. I retired at 50, own three homes and don’t need any social safety nets. I don’t have a 401k I have an investment portfolio and liquid enough to last a decade if things go that badly. I’m going to make more money in a recession. I got my property in Montana during the bust in 08-09 for pennies on the dollar.

Pride goeth before a fall........... these 3 houses you own ......when it's over the state and county will tax you out of them... your gonna lose them to higher and higher property taxes ( if you live in a democrat controlled state) your safety net has holes in it.... if "us" deplorables lose, the dependent libturds will suffer immeasurably along with your fragile safety nets just say'in
Go on Bubba insult me as you wish....... you be eating zeeee bugs oh while you're hemorrhaging money at the grocery store paying 7-8 dollars a pound for hamburger, 15 dollars a pound for steak and you can't afford any of the prime cuts.. I just had another steer processed in the freezer @ 4.70 a pound........ I also sell beef to the general public as long as they're not liberals or democrats.... @ current sale barn price plus processing..... gps.....

 

[Fuzzy1975]

Pride goeth before a fall........... these 3 houses you own ......when it's over the state and county will tax you out of them... your gonna lose them to higher and higher property taxes ( if you live in a democrat controlled state) your safety net has holes in it.... if "us" deplorables lose, the dependent libturds will suffer immeasurably along with your fragile safety nets just say'in
Go on Bubba insult me as you wish....... you be eating zeeee bugs oh while you're hemorrhaging money at the grocery store paying 7-8 dollars a pound for hamburger, 15 dollars a pound for steak and you can't afford any of the prime cuts.. I just had another steer processed in the freezer @ 4.70 a pound........ I also sell beef to the general public as long as they're not liberals or democrats.... @ current sale barn price plus processing..... gps.....

lol, sure Buffy. $4.70 a pound? You pay someone to butcher your beef???

 

[Rotadom]

lol, sure Buffy. $4.70 a pound? You pay someone to butcher your beef???

There's something wrong with that guy.

 

[Fuzzy1975]

There's something wrong with that guy.

Well to start with, he's trans-gendered and supports Trump....

 

[RobDownSouth]

The best way is to use fresh unwashed eggs to start with... eggs have a natural "film" that is removed by commercial washing.......

I admit I had no idea this was a "thing" until around age 50. A co-worker used to live next to a farm and was routinely gifted with "unsellable" blue eggs from her farmer neighbor. She used to give these away at work all the time and suburban me asked why they didn't need refrigeration....

Oh one more thing....... just at 100 million chickens have been destroyed because of the alleged "bird flu" all done while the former crime family was in power.....now they/them are saying the "bird flu" will/is jumping to hogs and cattle. Before this is over with ....... bottom line, your gonna get hungry ..... eat zeee bugs.......

The CDC published research right before Pumpkinhead ascended to the American throne about a new strain of flu called H5N9 which affected ducks....and also how a variation of H1N1 avian flu had made the jump to domesticated cats. The Pumpkinhead administration had that research stuffed down the rabbit hole immediately....didn't want to "alarm the public" and moar importantly "upset the stock market".