Dear Cowardly Hole....

[Mrtenant]

I know my tremendously endowed personage frightens you. It's okay. It's Lit. Someone has to be the biggest. (Especially since all the men and some of the women have at least 9 inches).

Fear not. There is a place for you here. Cuddle up, and you shall receive your due.

 

[BrendaBear]

I don’t even know what that means… but @Mrtenant is spouting off… so I’m in.

 

[ydahecnot]

Is that Padma?

 

[AmberLGreen]

In the UK we just say “scaredy cunt”

 

[sallysparrow23]

These thread titles are too close!

 

[Mrtenant]

I don’t even know what that means… but @Mrtenant is spouting off… so I’m in.

Righttttt?!

The whole (hole?) extension of superdrama is a bit tiresome. Let's dig in to what we are all here for.

My happy anaconda. Is this Lit, the super nutty porno site or what? Where's the horny sluts? Where's the nut stompin? The cum guzzlin? Motorboating? The wedgies?

Can I get a HELL YEA?
Come on now!

 

[Bry1313]

These thread titles are too close!

I’m ready for this one, bring on the links.

 

[ydahecnot]

Righttttt?!

The whole (hole?) extension of superdrama is a bit tiresome. Let's dig in to what we are all here for.

My happy anaconda. Is this Lit, the super nutty porno site or what? Where's the horny sluts? Where's the nut stompin? The cum guzzlin? Motorboating? The wedgies?

Can I get a HELL YEA?
Come on now!

This is a tent revival of sorts, after all

 

[sallysparrow23]

Righttttt?!

The whole (hole?) extension of superdrama is a bit tiresome. Let's dig in to what we are all here for.

My happy anaconda. Is this Lit, the super nutty porno site or what? Where's the horny sluts? Where's the nut stompin? The cum guzzlin? Motorboating? The wedgies?

Can I get a HELL YEA?
Come on now!

 

[AmberLGreen]

Righttttt?!

The whole (hole?) extension of superdrama is a bit tiresome. Let's dig in to what we are all here for.

My happy anaconda. Is this Lit, the super nutty porno site or what? Where's the horny sluts? Where's the nut stompin? The cum guzzlin? Motorboating? The wedgies?

Can I get a HELL YEA?
Come on now!

Dear Santa, MrT has been excellent at being bad all year. I really hope you can give him all the things on his list

 

[TrueNorthDadBod]

 

[Mrtenant]

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Sold! Ritualistic boob summoning! I'm digging it! They'll be here any minute...I just know it

 

[Mrtenant]

Dear Santa, MrT has been excellent at being bad all year. I really hope you can give him all the things on his list

Be nice to the anaconda

 

[Mrtenant]

that's impressive

 

[ydahecnot]

 

[sallysparrow23]

that's impressive

Big burgers
Big beers
Big boobs.
Bring it!

 

[BadAmy]

Somebody call my name?

 

[Mrtenant]

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That's Really gross, and totally belongs here and on Lit. I approve

 

[sallysparrow23]

Somebody call my name?

Come on boo, let's wrassel.

 

[ydahecnot]

That's Really gross, and totally belongs here and on Lit. I approve

I think it accurately portrays the power of your anaconda

 

[Mrtenant]

Come on boo, let's wrassel.

What is that? Mac n cheese? Nasssty

 

[Mrtenant]

I think it accurately portrays the power of your anaconda

You figured out the hole thing!

 

[sallysparrow23]

What is that? Mac n cheese? Nasssty

It kind of looks like shredded chicken dip or something weird like that.

 

[Mrtenant]

Somebody call my name?

Perfect! Only the bravest shall appear

 

[Mrtenant]

I don’t even know what that means… but @Mrtenant is spouting off… so I’m in.

Is that popcorn? Is there a hole....in the bottom of the bucket for me?