Dear Cowardly Hole....

[BrendaBear]

Oooo big 400th post FUCK YEA

 

[TrueNorthDadBod]

Let’s see those Saturday night pick up lines…Not the cheesy ones, the real deal. Tag the person

 

[Deleted member 6607120]

Oooo big 400th post FUCK YEA

https://64.media.tumblr.com/e6aa3e3b6fc2db0c09407530d62b5773/bb0340744e2d08fa-e7/s250x400/41f72b7121b773f3c9f46cfbd85c25a44567ae9f.gifv

And it all started with one cowardly hole.

 

[BrendaBear]

And it all started with one cowardly hole.

I don’t mind admitting… I kind of prefer holes with attitude…

 

[Mrtenant]

And it all started with one cowardly hole.

i think you found the key to the hole thing.
A keyhole by any other name
https://64.media.tumblr.com/93f701e4f82cabde5f4f66826d43759d/tumblr_nr72xyZDob1u6tynuo1_500.gifv

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I don’t mind admitting… I kind of prefer holes with attitude…

Perks up

 

[BrendaBear]

Let’s see those Saturday night pick up lines…Not the cheesy ones, the real deal. Tag the person

@EarlyDawn1973 … if I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

Oh wait… not cheesy ones… Damn it! I screwed that up again!!!

 

[Mrtenant]

Perks up

Yes, she was actually referring to you. We all knew that though. I mean. Lizard Tits, Rainbow Tits, what you got for us next? That's already a hole lotta attitude!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Yes, she was actually referring to you. We all knew that though. I mean. Lizard Tits, Rainbow Tits, what you got for us next? That's already a hole lotta attitude!

Lizard hole
Rainbow hole

 

[Deleted member 6607120]

Lizard hole
Rainbow hole

Yes.

 

[Mrtenant]

Let’s see those Saturday night pick up lines…Not the cheesy ones, the real deal. Tag the person

Man, I don't know any.


Back in the day, I would sidle up to a prospect and whisper in her ear....Anal? 15 minutes? My place?

Its was surprisingly effective, even if half the time it was my ass that was the sore one the next day.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Man, I don't know any.


Back in the day, I would sidle up to a prospect and whisper in her ear....Anal? 15 minutes? My place?

Its was surprisingly effective, even if half the time it was my ass that was the sore one the next day.

Lidocaine!

 

[BrendaBear]

Yes, she was actually referring to you. We all knew that though. I mean. Lizard Tits, Rainbow Tits, what you got for us next? That's already a hole lotta attitude!

Tits R Us!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Yes.

*Researches pain toxicity through vaginal absorbtion*

You fuckers need to sort out my browser history if I ever die, okay?

 

[Mrtenant]

*Researches pain toxicity through vaginal absorbtion*

You fuckers need to sort out my browser history if I ever die, okay?

Oh for sure. On full display at your memorial. We'll do you proud!

 

[TrueNorthDadBod]

Why don't you come back to my place so we can have some wibbly wobbly timey wimey? @sallysparrow23

 

[rjr_1954]

Worked for me...
Pick up line...
"I was looking for my missing angel and you turned around and changed my life"

 

[Deleted member 6607120]

Hey @TrueNorthDadBod , can you teach me how to fly your helicopter?

@aussiegeekygal, you make me blush, and it takes a lot to make me blush. Keep on shining your sexy, kinky, lizard, rainbow light. It's gorgeous.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Oh for sure. On full display at your memorial. We'll do you proud!

I'm leaving instructions in my will to get in touch with mutual acquaintances so you are invited to my funeral!

 

[TrueNorthDadBod]

I feel like Edwin Hubble tonight ‘cause I want to explore @PlanetaryNebula

#smoothNgeeky

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Let’s see those Saturday night pick up lines…Not the cheesy ones, the real deal. Tag the person

Oi, @default24 - I'm ovulating

 

[VoraciousValue]

@EarlyDawn1973 … if I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

That is literally my line. Or Groucho's, more correctly.

 

[Deleted member 6607120]

Dear @BadAmy : Hey boo. I like your boobs. Xo

 

[VoraciousValue]

I don’t mind admitting… I kind of prefer holes with attitude…

Which brings up the vital question: Do your holes have attitude??

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Which brings up the vital question: Do your holes have attitude??

Asking the important questions