Dick Pics: A Discussion

[SassySheDevil]

Fascinating . . . if someone sends me something, like intimate pics, I mean, I regard it as something sent in confidence and don't share it with anyone. I hold myself to a higher moral standard, I suppose. Unless it's really hot.

haha the fact that I forgot the comma in that one made it funnier. But then, I guess I do like to share myself, also.

Well sadly, I don't really have any bi, or gay male friends right now, so all the tons of men sending me dick pics, are safe.

 

[weekender43]

Note to self...never send anything to Sassy!!!

 

[HumasWanderingWeiner]

Dick pics are bad
Send dick pics
Dick pics are bad
I wish someone would send me a dick pic
....


Would you wimmins just MAKE UP YOUR MINDS.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

You boys need to just go post on my threads already. Sheesh.

 

[shadow_anon2u]

I rather don't mind them, lol. I also don't bother responding to 99.9% of guys whose first message is a dick pic either. I get bored at work dammit, they give me something to look at!

 

[weekender43]

You boys need to just go post on my threads already. Sheesh.

I'm afraid I'd post the soft on the hard, the hand in the soft....way too many options!!

 

[SassySheDevil]

Note to self...never send anything to Sassy!!!

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

haha the fact that I forgot the comma in that one made it funnier. But then, I guess I do like to share myself, also.

Well sadly, I don't really have any bi, or gay male friends right now, so all the tons of men sending me dick pics, are safe.

Oh, I'm totally OCD about comma placement. But my penis has an embarrassingly rudimentary grasp of punctuation. . . .

 

[HumasWanderingWeiner]

You boys need to just go post on my threads already. Sheesh.

Where the fuck are they? A little help finding one please.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Oh, I'm totally OCD about comma placement. But my penis has an embarrassingly rudimentary grasp of punctuation. . . .

My punctuation or horrible. I'm sorry.

 

[weekender43]

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

My punctuation or horrible. I'm sorry.

Har! My dick is enchanted with your punctuation. Just slip in a semicolon every once in a while and we'll have a wild night.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Har! My dick is enchanted with your punctuation. Just slip in a semicolon every once in a while and we'll have a wild night.

Semicolon is going in more than your dick lol

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Semicolon is going in more than your dick lol

Oh, take my semicolon, baby. (It's late, and I'll make it work in some twisted way.)

 

[AprilFool678]

You boys need to just go post on my threads already. Sheesh.

I am not sophisticated enough to understand how to post such pictures to the boards.

 

[pumperguy191]

Well sadly, I don't really have any bi, or gay male friends right now, so all the tons of men sending me dick pics, are safe.

lol, you always cringe when I post mine,

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Oh, take my semicolon, baby. (It's late, and I'll make it work in some twisted way.)

A semicolon is an upside down wang that is missing a nut.

You're welcome.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Oh, take my semicolon, baby. (It's late, and I'll make it work in some twisted way.)

Darn it! I passed out on that awesome punctuation sex.

lol, you always cringe when I post mine,

haha um. Cause you've had so much pain done to yours.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Where the fuck are they? A little help finding one please.

Um... stalk me?

 

[lettinmyhairdown]

I received a couple of those this year...

scary...felt terrorized even.

 

[HumasWanderingWeiner]

Um... stalk me?

Rhetorical questions are lost on you.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Rhetorical questions are lost on you.

Are you saying you don't actually want to post your willie in my threads? How can this be???

*dons sackcloth and ashes*

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

A semicolon is an upside down wang that is missing a nut.

You're welcome.

Umm . . . and Thank you? For describing my junk in public? This is kinda awkward. . . .

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Umm . . . and Thank you? For describing my junk in public? This is kinda awkward. . . .

I give you free advertising and this is the thanks I get?

I want my Hello Kitty butt plug back.

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Darn it! I passed out on that awesome punctuation sex.

Same here. I was titillated by the comma for a while, but there were issues navigating the period. As so often happens early in a relationship.