Dick Pics: A Discussion

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

I give you free advertising and this is the thanks I get?

I want my Hello Kitty butt plug back.

Are you sure about that? I was working on rebranding it as a Wonder Woman II action figure.

 

[TheSilverLining]

Everybody loves an unsolicited cockshot!

 

[TheSilverLining]

....although, actually, I have a terrible sense of humour and far too many people take me at face value. So, yeah. I've totally received unsolicited dick-picks.
They're preferable to the cockatar, I suppose. Less in-your-face (snigger) for the masses.

Personally, I'm not interested. There's one cock that I love seeing, but it's never in my lit-box...

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Are you sure about that? I was working on rebranding it as a Wonder Woman II action figure.

Will it still vibrate?

 

[HumasWanderingWeiner]

Everybody loves an unsolicited cockshot!

Pm sent.

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Will it still vibrate?

Well, in my script revisions it is supposed to, but strangely, no one involved in the production is taking my calls.

 

[HumasWanderingWeiner]

Are you saying you don't actually want to post your willie in my threads? How can this be???

*dons sackcloth and ashes*

Oh your intentions are clear my love. I was more questioning which, amongst the plethora of potential threads, thread do you want me to post my dick pic in? I mean, if I do post it, as all marketing folks would attest, I want to get the maximum exposure.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Oh your intentions are clear my love. I was more questioning which, amongst the plethora of potential threads, thread do you want me to post my dick pic in? I mean, if I do post it, as all marketing folks would attest, I want to get the maximum exposure.

Okay, this is getting a little weird, haha.

I'd suggest Cock-In-Hand. Good luck!

 

[Guyblue82]

....although, actually, I have a terrible sense of humour and far too many people take me at face value. So, yeah. I've totally received unsolicited dick-picks.
They're preferable to the cockatar, I suppose. Less in-your-face (snigger) for the masses.

Personally, I'm not interested. There's one cock that I love seeing, but it's never in my lit-box...

Cockatar...if anyone wants to see a random, weirdly angled dick shot, Chatroulettes a better venue

 

[SassySheDevil]

Oh your intentions are clear my love. I was more questioning which, amongst the plethora of potential threads, thread do you want me to post my dick pic in? I mean, if I do post it, as all marketing folks would attest, I want to get the maximum exposure.

he's posted before

 

[HumasWanderingWeiner]

Okay, this is getting a little weird, haha.

I'd suggest Cock-In-Hand. Good luck!

Will do, as soon as I recover from my carpel tunnel surgery.

 

[pumperguy191]

haha um. Cause you've had so much pain done to yours.

lol, it's just a tattoo and a few piercings,

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

With all due respect to the original poster:

I've been giving this some thought, and I think a forum like this gives women a chance to express themselves and also a chance for them to decide whether men are assholes or not. And sometimes that may mean giving women a chance to have what they're asking for in a confrontational way, if that's what they want. But that is something for each person to decide--whether you are offended by a dick pic, whether you found it amusing, whether it leads to further conversation--it's not for anyone else to decide. Don't judge it, please.

 

[Lunation]

Can we all just be thankful for the internet for a minute?

What did men do in the old days to show random women across the world their dick? Cut it off and ship it?

So inconvenient.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Can we all just be thankful for the internet for a minute?

What did men do in the old days to show random women across the world their dick? Cut it off and ship it?

So inconvenient.

Oh but let me tell you, if that were possible there are definitely a couple that I would be using for my own pleasure every night.

 

[Lunation]

Oh but let me tell you, if that were possible there are definitely a couple that I would be using for my own pleasure every night.

The trouble is preserving them.

Lots of salt could work. Jerk them.

 

[SassySheDevil]

The trouble is preserving them.

Lots of salt could work. Jerk them.

hmm The inside of my vagina would turn into a prune lol

 

[Lunation]

hmm The inside of my vagina would turn into a prune lol

Pickle them?

 

[SassySheDevil]

Pickle them?

every year. I thought everyone did that.

 

[Lunation]

every year. I thought everyone did that.

Christmas tradition.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Okay, Sassy and Lunation have stumbled onto the solution to the Worldwide Dick Pic Crisis!

Ready? We design an app that will scan and 3D print our dicks and then mail them out to the women of the world. This way, instead of being offended by an unexpected dick pic in their e-mail, they will have an actual device that has practical applications mailed directly to them. This alone could solve the economic issues the US Post Office has been experiencing.

Too expensive for each guy to mail so many 3D printed versions of his cock, you say? Well we can solve that problem very easily--Sponsorship!

That's right Ladies, you can now be the proud owner of Hotword's penis, brought to you by Coca-Cola!

'If you drink anything but Coca-Cola you ain't drinking dick!'

The only problem I can think of is the world's supply of plastic will run out after, oh . . . I'd say a week.

 

[Lunation]

Yeah, sorry, I'm really not on board unless dismemberment and taxidermy are involved.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Okay, Sassy and Lunation have stumbled onto the solution to the Worldwide Dick Pic Crisis!

Ready? We design an app that will scan and 3D print our dicks and then mail them out to the women of the world. This way, instead of being offended by an unexpected dick pic in their e-mail, they will have an actual device that has practical applications mailed directly to them. This alone could solve the economic issues the US Post Office has been experiencing.

Too expensive for each guy to mail so many 3D printed versions of his cock, you say? Well we can solve that problem very easily--Sponsorship!

That's right Ladies, you can now be the proud owner of Hotword's penis, brought to you by Coca-Cola!

'If you drink anything but Coca-Cola you ain't drinking dick!'

The only problem I can think of is the world's supply of plastic will run out after, oh . . . I'd say a week.

I just figured I'd send them --->this lovely kit<--- and ask nicely.

All guys want to get this in the mail right??

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I just figured I'd send them --->this lovely kit<--- and ask nicely.

All guys want to get this in the mail right??

This seems like a reasonable compromise. *nods approval*

 

[SassySheDevil]

This seems like a reasonable compromise. *nods approval*

and you can pick some fun colors.