Dirty Hallmark Movie

[vividlyyours]

I would love to read a story built around a typical Hallmark movie plot - small town girl with a big city job returns to her roots for the holidays and learns that her high powered fiance from the big city is there to finalize the destruction of a historic building for a condo development, so she partners with the widowed, sweater-wearing owner of a candle shop and his precocious daughter to stop it and they all fall in love - but with hot sex scenes thrown in.

Any recommendations?

 

[lovecraft68]

My wife loves the Hallmark Christmas movies, and she came up with a couple of ideas for role plays based on them.

I told her I'm not into cheesy campy hallmark movies and she said that was okay because even in those there's always one asshole.

Made me think of some BDSM sub slut Hallmark ideas after that crack

 

[SimonDoom]

I love the idea. Turns out the sweater-wearing small town nice guy is a bondage freak and turns the city girl on to the pleasures of rope play and melted candle wax. Lacey Chabert in the lead role. "Hemp rope. That's so fetch."

 

[Rob_Royale]

This is a terrific idea. My version, would involve a sexy older widow, who is struggling with moving on from the memory of her late husband, especially around Christmas. Until a young divorcee moves in next door and he's the spitting image of her late husband as a younger man. But in every other way, he's a very different man. Enticingly so. Mix in a little Christmas magic, lights and snow. I can make that work.

 

[StillStunned]

I dunno. Sounds like a bit of a tired trope to me.

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

Just stop it with the story ideas. I've already committed to a whole bunch of stuff for 2025 that I'm probably not going to get done because of how easily get distracted.
Ooh, and the 'daughter' could secretly be transgendered...

 

[Cali_Love]

It should have a prince in it. Before he begrudgingly takes the throne he slips away from his tiny fictional Euro kingdom to sew some oats working at a charity when he meets and falls in love with a small town American commoner. Love it. I’ll be watching Hallmark+ the rest of the day now.

 

[yowser]

Title: A Growing Attraction

 

[alohadave]

It should have a prince in it. Before he begrudgingly takes the throne he slips away from his tiny fictional Euro kingdom to sew some oats working at a charity when he meets and falls in love with a small town American commoner. Love it. I’ll be watching Hallmark+ the rest of the day now.

And he's actually from the past. He unknowingly traveled through a portal to meet this woman.

Turns out she is his descendant and goes back in time to be her own ancestor.

 

[MajorRewrite]

Any recommendations?

The Winter Holidays Contest is full of possibilities, of course.

 

[OverlyCurious2]

Oh man this has so many lovely, tasty ideas for sure. Some of them even more tasty then others

 

[Bramblethorn]

Related: https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles...se-to-be-the-setting-for-your-romantic-comedy

 

[SimonDoom]

Related: https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles...se-to-be-the-setting-for-your-romantic-comedy

I don't know where you come up with this stuff, but it's good.

 

[vividlyyours]

It should have a prince in it. Before he begrudgingly takes the throne he slips away from his tiny fictional Euro kingdom to sew some oats working at a charity when he meets and falls in love with a small town American commoner. Love it. I’ll be watching Hallmark+ the rest of the day now.

They have immediate cheinstry and slip into a back room for a quickie, but his real persona is discovered when they're arrested for dancing the horizontal tango in a public park.

 

[Rob_Royale]

I dunno. Sounds like a bit of a tired trope to me.

Sweet! That's what I was going for.

 

[Kelliezgirl]

This seems like a great opportunity for another chain story.
Just throwing that out there...

 

[cgmissy]

Love love love this. Bumping this to follow.

 

[SouthernCrossfire]

Someone (an Anon commenter) said my Christmas story, A Fresh Start at Christmas, was like a Hallmark movie though it may have been a reverse Hallmark movie instead. It was the guy who came back home after being away for so long.

 

[THBGato]

she partners with the widowed, sweater-wearing owner of a candle shop and his precocious daughter to stop it and they all fall in love -

How old is the daughter? If she's over 20 and its her the small town girl falls in love with, I'm down.

 

[THBGato]

Actually, I think that's been done: https://www.literotica.com/s/silver-screens-silver-bells

The story literally takes place on the set of a Hallmark movie with a very similar plot to the one described above.

 

[AchtungNight]

Don’t forget the hot best friend of the protagonist, also her friend with benefits while she waits to meet the love interest (and their threesome partner if things go right).

 

[MrStill]

In amongst the endless feed of Hallmark movies I'm getting, someone slipped in "It's A Wonderful Knife".

For those unaware: "After saving her town from a psychotic killer, Winnie Carruthers' life is less than wonderful. When she wishes she'd never been born, she finds herself in a nightmare parallel universe where without her, things could be much, much worse."

I'm on board.

 

[SimonDoom]

How old is the daughter? If she's over 20 and its her the small town girl falls in love with, I'm down.

In the end, the city girl accepts the nice small town guy's proposal, but only on the condition that the daughter comes with the package.

 

[MajorRewrite]

In the end, the city girl accepts the nice small town guy's proposal, but only on the condition that the daughter comes with the package.

“A Thrilling Throuple Thristmas”?

 

[TarnishedPenny]

Delightful - You've Got Mail, but with 'benefits'. My likes it!