Do we all lie about sex?

[DarlingBri]

Maybe I just had a bad day and no matter what you might do to make me climax, it just isn't going to happen. Would I fake for the sake of not hurting your feelings? NO. I would just say "ya know what, this isn't going to work", and I have.

Fuck it. Fake it and go to sleep already

--Bri

 

[Gnufi Poppets]

Nope, I have red hair and 38DD's I can prove it too, so no I don't lie.....about that!

I am now having the lusting for your big DD's! They are for the hot sex squeezing I am liking with the babes like the you are! The red hair that you are having too I am knowing is the wild babes who are the even more the crazed for the big penis Gnufi! You are now doing the proving for Gnufi?

You know that you have already seen em....Gnufi, whoever you really are!!!
Okay, I'll refresh the link, but I am NOT going to have Sex with you, Gnufi, EVER! Okay? Got it?

Hey wait! Are you gonna show me what you look like, Gnufi?
I'd like this to be a fair trade! That will greatly increase or decrease your chances with me!

You are being of the totally confusing to the Gnufi! First it is that you say that you are never to ever be ever having the sex with Gnufi then you are asking the Gnufi for a picture that may be giving me the chance with you? I am not of the understanding how you can be saying never ever and also be saying I am having the chance? It is that you can be explaining of this to me?

Also you are of the saying that I have been already seeing your big 388DDs? How is it where that I am have been seeing these wonderfuls? I am never in the past or the now have had the seeing of them but it is that I would be liking to be seeing them. You are also talking of this refreshed linkage and that is not any of the something I have been seeing here in the place. So it is that I am being the even more confused.

I am also of the unfortunate to be having to telling you that it is that there are not being any of the pictures of the Gnufi on the internet computer. It is not being a possibility for me to do so and it is that I am of the sorry that I cannot be giving you these wonderful looking at Gnufi for if it was that you could be of the doing so it is I who am knowing of the turned of the on you would be for the Gnufi!

 

[Starfish]

Alright Gnufi, you are so innocent!

Here, let me explain...

1.I am married, so I would not cheat on my husband to have sex with anyone, unless he agreed and was part of it.

2.I am sorry I said that you might have a chance..but I figure if I could see what you look like, that I could make a recommendation to some of my lady friends....
Oh hey, like Ming...didn't you see? She wants you!

3.Oh and what you do is look on the first page here on the general board, and go to the thread that is mine called
"Late at night, she runs in and posts this, and runs away embarrassed" click on the title, and go to the first post on that thread. The Link to my Webpage is on that post in blue! click on it! You have to go through the disclaimer, and the my pictures are in the Photoalbums.

Good luck Gunfi, and may the Force be with you!

*Oh, you are having fun arn't you! making me go through all this in detailed step by step explaining.....*

 

[Talon]

Would you really want to see Gnufi pictures? The name conjures up images of 'Gonzo' from the muppets in my head.

 

[DarlingBri]

Perhaps Miss Piggy really dug him, though... he wasn't too different than the frog, after all...

 

[Talon]

Well he does have a big....nose...but isn't it always limp. Perhaps what Gnufi is really needing is the Viagra?

 

[Gnufi Poppets]

This is being the post for the G.R. big tit babe, yahs?

I am not the innocent oh no it is I am not! I am being having the wild sex with the hot babes all of the time and therefore you are not should be calling Gnufi the innocent. I am big penis stud!

Now then with the saying of that it is that I am to be thanking you for the linking to the pictures of your big tits that are having sex with penises! I am finally finding this linking you are the talking about and it takes me to the pages of your tits and I am having my penis hard from you now! This is of the wonderful hot sex babes that is bringing the Gnufi to this Literotica. You are being the hot sex babe for all of us that are looking at you here with the big penises for your tits.

I am not of the understanding though what it is being the Gnufi making you go through all the detail explaining that you are of the talking about? How is it that the Gnufi can be making you to do the anything that it is that you are not the wanting to be of the doing anyway?

 

[Starfish]

I am not of the understanding though what it is being the Gnufi making you go through all the detail explaining that you are of the talking about? How is it that the Gnufi can be making you to do the anything that it is that you are not the wanting to be of the doing anyway?

I am sorry Gnufi, I will start treating you with dignity and the respect you deserve, and I will not claim that you made me, but it appears that the big Gnufi penis is casting magical powers over the hot sex babes of Literotica....

By the way, Gnufi, is the 'G' in your name silent or is it pronounced????? Are you a 'Nufi', or a 'Ga-Nufi'? I am not of the understanding!

 

[Gnufi Poppets]

I am now the smiling with you the sexy hot G.R. babe! I am thanking you the very much.

It is the G being the said out loud of course it is, yahs? Why else would it be being there if it was not to be saying?

 

[DarkAngel]

Me ... bed..... and anything good do not go together...

 

[Starfish]

Oh Yahs! but some people thought that it was like....
Gnat that is said nat, or gnarely.....that is said narley...and so on....Are you understanding now, why mabey?

 

[Gnufi Poppets]

I am of the always have been thinking I am to be pronouncing it the way it is in the writing of it? Why is it there would be the words with letters that are not to be said? You are telling me that the Gnat is not pronouncing his G? This is being of the news to me but I am understanding how it is working now it is that you are of the explaining of it to me. I am not understanding that there is of any sense to it being but I am seeing that you are telling me that is the way it is. And I am thanking you for the teaching of Gnufi who is still having the G to be said out loud in his name.

 

[DarlingBri]

Honey, it's *your* name, you can pronounce it any old way you want. F-R-E-D is a perfectly acceptable pronunciation if that's what you say.

--Bri

 

[alexander tzara]

Goozoontide!!!

My name now confuses me with its "Tz". How should I pronounce "Tz"? I think someone must've sneezed when they were giving me a last name. What were they trying to call me?

 

[Starfish]

oooops! Look what I have started Gnufi!

Sorry Alexander!

 

[Gnufi Poppets]

Re: Goozoontide!!!

My name now confuses me with its "Tz". How should I pronounce "Tz"? I think someone must've sneezed when they were giving me a last name. What were they trying to call me?

It is as I am trying to be saying to the everyone here. Why is there the letters being if it is that they are not to be pronounced?

 

[Gnufi Poppets]

Honey, it's *your* name, you can pronounce it any old way you want. F-R-E-D is a perfectly acceptable pronunciation if that's what you say.

--Bri

And here it is with the confusing of Gnufi again! Why is it being that you would be the pronouncing of my name F-R-E-D? It is not even the being of close. And even more it is that there is the 4 letters in FRED and the 5 letters in Gnufi. This is not the making of any sense to me?

But I am also to be telling you that I am of the liking that you are calling me the honey. That is meaning then that you are having the liking for the Gnufi? I am then of the thinking if I can be the honey for you then it is that you can be the darling for me?

 

[Starfish]

Gnufi, you two timing Bitch! What the hell is JC girl gonna think, or the Killer of the Muffin???????

 

[Gnufi Poppets]

How is it I am able to be of the bitch type? The babes are the bitches and the studs are the bastards isn't that being the right understanding I am having?

And you are to be the confusing of Gnufi again for how is it I can be the two-timing of you when it is you are telling me that you are being the married and not allowed to be having the hot sex with the big Gnufi penis man?

 

[Starfish]

How is it I am able to be of the bitch type? The babes are the bitches and the studs are the bastards isn't that being the right understanding I am having?

And you are to be the confusing of Gnufi again for how is it I can be the two-timing of you when it is you are telling me that you are being the married and not allowed to be having the hot sex with the big Gnufi penis man?

NO See, you aren't two timing me! What about the hot sex babes like of the killermuffin, and the jcgirl....you can't expect them to want you if you are chasing ALL of the ladies, understand?

Here in America, a lady wants to be adored, not used, see?
I am sure you understand that you are not a Bastard...that being born out of wedlock, and if you are I am not concerned about....it isn't your fault, if so...but you can be a bitch if You are a two timing whore!! Woman or not...at least that is how I see it...

Just ask Renegade and Ravenloft..They are men and they are also little bitches!

Don't be of the confused and not to understand, you are not really a bitch, I am just kidding around, anyway!!!

 

[Renegade]

Just ask Renegade and Ravenloft..They are men and they are also little bitches!

Hey! I resemble that remark....

 

[ericred50]

I asked do we all lie about sex? What went wrong?

 

[Renegade]

ericred50

With this board, you're lucky it went so long before going off topic.

 

[Starfish]

I lied about sex just today!


I told Renegade that I caressed my naked body thinking of him for a good hour last night.......and it was more like two hours.

Eric, I am sorry I threw your post off with my big titties for the penises!