Does anyone know anything about what's up with MyBareTorso?

[AG31]

He'd been publishing 2 or 3 stories a month (all featuring the engaging, exuberant exhibitionist Matt), and posted here in AH several times a week, again, up until the end of November.

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P.S. @MyBareTorso - So he'll get alerted and maybe answer my question.

 

[Rustyoznail]

It is summer in Australia, so maybe he's gone looking for new inspiration.

 

[lovecraft68]

Maybe there is something more important going on in their lives than posting here or putting out free stories.

 

[onehitwanda]

It is summer in Australia, so maybe he's gone looking for new inspiration.

Nah, the drop-bears got him while he was distracted.

 

[StillStunned]

Nah, the drop-bears got him while he was distracted.

It's important not to let them get the drop on you.

 

[onehitwanda]

It's important not to let them get the drop on you.

What's worst is when they use Vaseline and you end up wearing them like a hat. Just ask @Bramblethorn.

 

[StillStunned]

What's worst is when they use Vaseline and you end up wearing them like a hat. Just ask @Bramblethorn.

That sounds pretty uncomfortable for the bear too.

 

[Kelliezgirl]

That sounds pretty uncomfortable for the bear too.

Don't underestimate how kinky drop bears are. They like that kind of thing.

 

[TarnishedPenny]

What's worst is when they use Vaseline and you end up wearing them like a hat. Just ask @Bramblethorn.

Eeew! You can rock me to sleep tonight!

 

[onehitwanda]

Eeew! You can rock me to sleep tonight!

 

[SimonDoom]

What's worst is when they use Vaseline and you end up wearing them like a hat. Just ask @Bramblethorn.

@Bramblethorn will tell you that this urban legend has been soundly debunked in 5 studies, all of which Bramblethorn will cite, but that drop bears are frisky critters whose sexual preferences come in many varieties, and we should respect all of them.

Remember, @TarnishedPenny , just because you're paranoid about @onehitwanda doesn't mean she's not out to get you.

 

[onehitwanda]

Remember, @TarnishedPenny , just because you're paranoid about @onehitwanda doesn't mean she's not out to get you.

i̸̛̞̱̱̝͇̥̼̘̞̬̠̘̅̄̋̀̾́͌͗̀̓̽̒̏̓̅͂̊̿̀͂̄̓͆̈̚͝͝͠t̴̮̯̟͕̳̣̲͒̓́̀̃̍͋ ̸̧̢̯̲̪̖͉̩̮͕̗͚͓̖͈͇̤̙͚͙͎̫̰̜̿̋̑̈́p̸̨̨̢̨̛̯̳̠̠̻̝͎͙͈̝͚̮͔̻̜͍̳͈̘͔̝͙̮̺̱̹͒͂̏̈̎̍̌̐͛̾̐͑̈́͘͜͜͜͝ų̸̡̧̱͉͖̣̲̝̱̞̺͎̜̳̩̠̬͉̩̖̳̱͇̱̥̞̟̜̓͋̈̊̇̎̾͜͜͜t̴̨̡̛͈̩̎̀̇̑̄̅́̉̒͋̑͒̒̀́̒̾́̉̏͌̈̊̃̿̇̌͘̚̕͝͝s̴̖͉̋́͛͒̀̌̒̀̎̇̋̓̑̾̐̓͗̽͐̇̿͘̚ ̶̡̢̪̣̟͍̯̫̮̯͙͎͙̇͌͛͜͠ţ̸̛̣̟̜̹͖̊̀͑̀̀̄̃̇̿̾̅̀͝h̴̡̟͙͉͕͓͚̗͉͇̩͔̻̱̳̭̪̩̀͐͐̑̀͗̆̿͐̒͘͝͠ȩ̷̪̥̯̘̞͓̱͈̦̜͉̗̳̲͓͙̤̠͑ ̶̡̡̧̘̟̩̣̻̯̲̞͚̜̫̳̥͕̟̩̳̦͔͈̩̍́͆͋̑̓̈́͊̽̌̑̅̂̕̚͜ľ̵̢̛̛͇̟̹̠̖͕̝͎͙̝̝̥͈̥̲̙͍̜͓̜͍͔͔̺̯̥̣̥̩̭̎͗͊̈̐͛̀͗͋̂̎̎̓̂̀̿̕͘͜͜͝ͅơ̴̢̠͔̺̼͈̱̫͙̘̹̪͙͎̰͔̙͉̗̠̜͔͇͖̠̫̬̖̣̇̇̐̒͛͛́̾͂̔̐̑̄̕͜͜͠ͅt̸̢̛̘͎͖̼̫̠̲͎̜̞͙̙̜̀̐̎̿̏͋͊͛͋̃̂̈́͊͛̕͝ḯ̷̢̧̜̦͔̤̱̝̰̼͔̘̳͉͉̿̆̎̓̉̈̋̀͛̍̊̋̓̽͊̂̈́̈́͌̂͘͠͝͝ͅơ̴̡̧̛̭͎̻̼̻̗̲̹̬̖̗̱͚͉̝̝͇̠̩̞͂̿͒̈́̽̓̓̂̍̊̍̈́͊̋͗̀̃̽̌̉͋̕̕͝͠͝n̸̨̲̹̰͂̀́͐̓̑̐͊͋̍̓̀̀̈́̓̔͛̐͒͗̂̓̊̈́̏̉̈̚͝ ̵̫̭̱͚̬̺̰̮̗͂͂͊͐͋͝o̴̡̡̬̯̬͙̳͂͊̐̈́̈̑̓̀̔̓͛̋̽̓̂̒̇̍̉̓͘̚͝͝n̷̢̛̪͚͉̖͍͍̠̼̗͈̟̳̹͚̟̬̤̫͖̖͚͎͚̼̬͕̞̩̳̯̹̻̆̌̈́́͌̈͒́̄͌͛̎̀̅͆̔̽̀͐͘͘͝͠͝ ̷̡̨̨͎̜̮̭̞̟͎̯͈͕̞̰͓̻͇̩͍̐͜ǐ̶̠͙̣̬t̸̨̧̡̢͙̝͎̖͈̰͎̺̰̲̙͉̺̗͂͑͆̇͆̍̂̂͊̓͋͛͌͒̿̈́͝͠͠ş̴̢̢̧͍̻̳͍̝̭͕͍̗̮͇̜̉͐̈́̍̔͜͝ ̴̨̡̧̢̢̧̩̩̱͍̝̳̠͕̲̮̻̟͖̰͈̫̙̌̐̿̿͛͛̓̔s̶͖̬͉̤͍͖͚͉̖̼̳̟̖͇͚̼͉̠͊̓̊̒̔̑̈́̔̏̊́̃̂̂́͛̋̚ͅk̴̛̻͐͊̓̓̐̓̇̊̓́͛̌̆̑̃̈́͠ȋ̴̧̢̢̡̨̨͕͍̪͎̹̤͈̞̱͓͚̬̟̯̫̩̗̮͖̠̲̩̈́́͋̔͛̈́͗̈͐́̄̔͆̆́̍́̉̋̾͊̃̌̔̕̕̚͜͜͠ṉ̵̢͈̝̝͎͚̼̩̲̖͎̮̮͈̤̣̱̝͒̏͋̏͋̈́͛̅̅̀̅̇͗̈́́͊̀̉͗͘͠͝͝ͅͅ

 

[Bramblethorn]

i̸̛̞̱̱̝͇̥̼̘̞̬̠̘̅̄̋̀̾́͌͗̀̓̽̒̏̓̅͂̊̿̀͂̄̓͆̈̚͝͝͠t̴̮̯̟͕̳̣̲͒̓́̀̃̍͋ ̸̧̢̯̲̪̖͉̩̮͕̗͚͓̖͈͇̤̙͚͙͎̫̰̜̿̋̑̈́p̸̨̨̢̨̛̯̳̠̠̻̝͎͙͈̝͚̮͔̻̜͍̳͈̘͔̝͙̮̺̱̹͒͂̏̈̎̍̌̐͛̾̐͑̈́͘͜͜͜͝ų̸̡̧̱͉͖̣̲̝̱̞̺͎̜̳̩̠̬͉̩̖̳̱͇̱̥̞̟̜̓͋̈̊̇̎̾͜͜͜t̴̨̡̛͈̩̎̀̇̑̄̅́̉̒͋̑͒̒̀́̒̾́̉̏͌̈̊̃̿̇̌͘̚̕͝͝s̴̖͉̋́͛͒̀̌̒̀̎̇̋̓̑̾̐̓͗̽͐̇̿͘̚ ̶̡̢̪̣̟͍̯̫̮̯͙͎͙̇͌͛͜͠ţ̸̛̣̟̜̹͖̊̀͑̀̀̄̃̇̿̾̅̀͝h̴̡̟͙͉͕͓͚̗͉͇̩͔̻̱̳̭̪̩̀͐͐̑̀͗̆̿͐̒͘͝͠ȩ̷̪̥̯̘̞͓̱͈̦̜͉̗̳̲͓͙̤̠͑ ̶̡̡̧̘̟̩̣̻̯̲̞͚̜̫̳̥͕̟̩̳̦͔͈̩̍́͆͋̑̓̈́͊̽̌̑̅̂̕̚͜ľ̵̢̛̛͇̟̹̠̖͕̝͎͙̝̝̥͈̥̲̙͍̜͓̜͍͔͔̺̯̥̣̥̩̭̎͗͊̈̐͛̀͗͋̂̎̎̓̂̀̿̕͘͜͜͝ͅơ̴̢̠͔̺̼͈̱̫͙̘̹̪͙͎̰͔̙͉̗̠̜͔͇͖̠̫̬̖̣̇̇̐̒͛͛́̾͂̔̐̑̄̕͜͜͠ͅt̸̢̛̘͎͖̼̫̠̲͎̜̞͙̙̜̀̐̎̿̏͋͊͛͋̃̂̈́͊͛̕͝ḯ̷̢̧̜̦͔̤̱̝̰̼͔̘̳͉͉̿̆̎̓̉̈̋̀͛̍̊̋̓̽͊̂̈́̈́͌̂͘͠͝͝ͅơ̴̡̧̛̭͎̻̼̻̗̲̹̬̖̗̱͚͉̝̝͇̠̩̞͂̿͒̈́̽̓̓̂̍̊̍̈́͊̋͗̀̃̽̌̉͋̕̕͝͠͝n̸̨̲̹̰͂̀́͐̓̑̐͊͋̍̓̀̀̈́̓̔͛̐͒͗̂̓̊̈́̏̉̈̚͝ ̵̫̭̱͚̬̺̰̮̗͂͂͊͐͋͝o̴̡̡̬̯̬͙̳͂͊̐̈́̈̑̓̀̔̓͛̋̽̓̂̒̇̍̉̓͘̚͝͝n̷̢̛̪͚͉̖͍͍̠̼̗͈̟̳̹͚̟̬̤̫͖̖͚͎͚̼̬͕̞̩̳̯̹̻̆̌̈́́͌̈͒́̄͌͛̎̀̅͆̔̽̀͐͘͘͝͠͝ ̷̡̨̨͎̜̮̭̞̟͎̯͈͕̞̰͓̻͇̩͍̐͜ǐ̶̠͙̣̬t̸̨̧̡̢͙̝͎̖͈̰͎̺̰̲̙͉̺̗͂͑͆̇͆̍̂̂͊̓͋͛͌͒̿̈́͝͠͠ş̴̢̢̧͍̻̳͍̝̭͕͍̗̮͇̜̉͐̈́̍̔͜͝ ̴̨̡̧̢̢̧̩̩̱͍̝̳̠͕̲̮̻̟͖̰͈̫̙̌̐̿̿͛͛̓̔s̶͖̬͉̤͍͖͚͉̖̼̳̟̖͇͚̼͉̠͊̓̊̒̔̑̈́̔̏̊́̃̂̂́͛̋̚ͅk̴̛̻͐͊̓̓̐̓̇̊̓́͛̌̆̑̃̈́͠ȋ̴̧̢̢̡̨̨͕͍̪͎̹̤͈̞̱͓͚̬̟̯̫̩̗̮͖̠̲̩̈́́͋̔͛̈́͗̈͐́̄̔͆̆́̍́̉̋̾͊̃̌̔̕̕̚͜͜͠ṉ̵̢͈̝̝͎͚̼̩̲̖͎̮̮͈̤̣̱̝͒̏͋̏͋̈́͛̅̅̀̅̇͗̈́́͊̀̉͗͘͠͝͝ͅͅ

I'm not sure what it says about me that I can read this without much difficulty.

(And now I'm humming the song.)

@Bramblethorn will tell you that this urban legend has been soundly debunked in 5 studies, all of which Bramblethorn will cite, but that drop bears are frisky critters whose sexual preferences come in many varieties, and we should respect all of them.

I find that the less I talk about them, the more likely they are to go for somebody else. Talking about them makes me the nerd of the group, and the nerd rarely survives that kind of story.

 

[alohadave]

(And now I'm humming the song.)

Greenskeepers? It's a banger.

 

[Bramblethorn]

Greenskeepers? It's a banger.

Mostly that, but also this.

 

[onehitwanda]

Mostly that, but also this.

You are my spirit animal.

 

[Plathfan]

i̸̛̞̱̱̝͇̥̼̘̞̬̠̘̅̄̋̀̾́͌͗̀̓̽̒̏̓̅͂̊̿̀͂̄̓͆̈̚͝͝͠t̴̮̯̟͕̳̣̲͒̓́̀̃̍͋ ̸̧̢̯̲̪̖͉̩̮͕̗͚͓̖͈͇̤̙͚͙͎̫̰̜̿̋̑̈́p̸̨̨̢̨̛̯̳̠̠̻̝͎͙͈̝͚̮͔̻̜͍̳͈̘͔̝͙̮̺̱̹͒͂̏̈̎̍̌̐͛̾̐͑̈́͘͜͜͜͝ų̸̡̧̱͉͖̣̲̝̱̞̺͎̜̳̩̠̬͉̩̖̳̱͇̱̥̞̟̜̓͋̈̊̇̎̾͜͜͜t̴̨̡̛͈̩̎̀̇̑̄̅́̉̒͋̑͒̒̀́̒̾́̉̏͌̈̊̃̿̇̌͘̚̕͝͝s̴̖͉̋́͛͒̀̌̒̀̎̇̋̓̑̾̐̓͗̽͐̇̿͘̚ ̶̡̢̪̣̟͍̯̫̮̯͙͎͙̇͌͛͜͠ţ̸̛̣̟̜̹͖̊̀͑̀̀̄̃̇̿̾̅̀͝h̴̡̟͙͉͕͓͚̗͉͇̩͔̻̱̳̭̪̩̀͐͐̑̀͗̆̿͐̒͘͝͠ȩ̷̪̥̯̘̞͓̱͈̦̜͉̗̳̲͓͙̤̠͑ ̶̡̡̧̘̟̩̣̻̯̲̞͚̜̫̳̥͕̟̩̳̦͔͈̩̍́͆͋̑̓̈́͊̽̌̑̅̂̕̚͜ľ̵̢̛̛͇̟̹̠̖͕̝͎͙̝̝̥͈̥̲̙͍̜͓̜͍͔͔̺̯̥̣̥̩̭̎͗͊̈̐͛̀͗͋̂̎̎̓̂̀̿̕͘͜͜͝ͅơ̴̢̠͔̺̼͈̱̫͙̘̹̪͙͎̰͔̙͉̗̠̜͔͇͖̠̫̬̖̣̇̇̐̒͛͛́̾͂̔̐̑̄̕͜͜͠ͅt̸̢̛̘͎͖̼̫̠̲͎̜̞͙̙̜̀̐̎̿̏͋͊͛͋̃̂̈́͊͛̕͝ḯ̷̢̧̜̦͔̤̱̝̰̼͔̘̳͉͉̿̆̎̓̉̈̋̀͛̍̊̋̓̽͊̂̈́̈́͌̂͘͠͝͝ͅơ̴̡̧̛̭͎̻̼̻̗̲̹̬̖̗̱͚͉̝̝͇̠̩̞͂̿͒̈́̽̓̓̂̍̊̍̈́͊̋͗̀̃̽̌̉͋̕̕͝͠͝n̸̨̲̹̰͂̀́͐̓̑̐͊͋̍̓̀̀̈́̓̔͛̐͒͗̂̓̊̈́̏̉̈̚͝ ̵̫̭̱͚̬̺̰̮̗͂͂͊͐͋͝o̴̡̡̬̯̬͙̳͂͊̐̈́̈̑̓̀̔̓͛̋̽̓̂̒̇̍̉̓͘̚͝͝n̷̢̛̪͚͉̖͍͍̠̼̗͈̟̳̹͚̟̬̤̫͖̖͚͎͚̼̬͕̞̩̳̯̹̻̆̌̈́́͌̈͒́̄͌͛̎̀̅͆̔̽̀͐͘͘͝͠͝ ̷̡̨̨͎̜̮̭̞̟͎̯͈͕̞̰͓̻͇̩͍̐͜ǐ̶̠͙̣̬t̸̨̧̡̢͙̝͎̖͈̰͎̺̰̲̙͉̺̗͂͑͆̇͆̍̂̂͊̓͋͛͌͒̿̈́͝͠͠ş̴̢̢̧͍̻̳͍̝̭͕͍̗̮͇̜̉͐̈́̍̔͜͝ ̴̨̡̧̢̢̧̩̩̱͍̝̳̠͕̲̮̻̟͖̰͈̫̙̌̐̿̿͛͛̓̔s̶͖̬͉̤͍͖͚͉̖̼̳̟̖͇͚̼͉̠͊̓̊̒̔̑̈́̔̏̊́̃̂̂́͛̋̚ͅk̴̛̻͐͊̓̓̐̓̇̊̓́͛̌̆̑̃̈́͠ȋ̴̧̢̢̡̨̨͕͍̪͎̹̤͈̞̱͓͚̬̟̯̫̩̗̮͖̠̲̩̈́́͋̔͛̈́͗̈͐́̄̔͆̆́̍́̉̋̾͊̃̌̔̕̕̚͜͜͠ṉ̵̢͈̝̝͎͚̼̩̲̖͎̮̮͈̤̣̱̝͒̏͋̏͋̈́͛̅̅̀̅̇͗̈́́͊̀̉͗͘͠͝͝ͅͅ

Rubs not puts.

 

[Rollinbones]

It’s raining so much here in sunburned heaven that a lot of us are flooded and struggling. Also sometimes life gets in the way.