Does the poster above you want to fuck you and why?

[WerdNerd]

No, because there is no poster above since I just started this thread.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

He does. He’s a perv.

I’m quite certain she does not.

 

[Deacon_Voss]

I’m quite certain she does not.

No, I'm pretty sure she doesn't want to

 

[mulehead61]

He does. He’s a perv.

I don’t know...I haven’t asked her yet.

 

[tigger_lover]

maybe ladies never tell

 

[mulehead61]

maybe ladies never tell

What if you already did?

 

[WerdNerd]

maybe ladies never tell

She does because she's no lady when she's between the sheets.

 

[tigger_lover]

What if you already did?

shhh dont tell everyone

 

[tigger_lover]

She does because she's no lady when she's between the sheets.

im an old lady today between the sheets, too much pain for the sheets to touch lol

 

[WerdNerd]

im an old lady today between the sheets, too much pain for the sheets to touch lol

She does because sometimes slow sensuous all over body massages can turn into slow sensuous fucking.

 

[HeavyBalls]

She does because sometimes slow sensuous all over body massages can turn into slow sensuous fucking.

Gonna go with negative.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Gonna go with negative.

He does not because I'm a stranger to his castle...

 

[missyunderstanding]

My assumption

I go through life with the assumption that everyone wants to fuck me. But it is just an assumption. I have never done any real research on it. Maybe I should ask around next time I am in Walmart.

 

[WerdNerd]

I go through life with the assumption that everyone wants to fuck me. But it is just an assumption. I have never done any real research on it. Maybe I should ask around next time I am in Walmart.

She does because it's the only way for her to really find out if I want to fuck her.

 

[missyunderstanding]

Well do you?

I know this is about the poster above you and you commented about the poster underneath you. But now I am above you and I need confirmation.

 

[missyunderstanding]

Wait... am I on top or is this missionary?

Maybe I have it mixed up. I do prefer to be on top but I will roll with it. But now if I am below myself are we talking about masturbation?

 

[WerdNerd]

I know this is about the poster above you and you commented about the poster underneath you. But now I am above you and I need confirmation.

Stay right there above me and slowly slide down and you will have every inch of confirmation that you need.

 

[MarcusTanner]

but what if she can't really feel it?...

 

[Lonelywife1205]

but what if she can't really feel it?...

Not anymore.

 

[Smoothshavendad]

Not anymore.

A guy can dream!

 

[VoraciousValue]

A guy can dream!

No. Because he doesn't swing that way. Neither do I. It's fine.

 

[AlpineFresco]

No. Because he doesn't swing that way. Neither do I. It's fine.

Yeah, sure, they do, because boredom, curiosity, and that last acid tab at the back of the fridge.
I'll politely say no, but I'll act flattered nonetheless

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Yeah, sure, they do, because boredom, curiosity, and that last acid tab at the back of the fridge.
I'll politely say no, but I'll act flattered nonetheless

Alas, no, I am an uncultured swine and beneath his notice. (Though he would pilfer my recipe box if the chance presented itself.)

 

[Deacon_Voss]

Alas, no, I am an uncultured swine and beneath his notice. (Though he would pilfer my recipe box if the chance presented itself.)

Of course she does. I mean look at me, I'm the perfect male (Don't die of laughter, LOLOL)

 

[WerdNerd]

Of course she does. I mean look at me, I'm the perfect male (Don't die of laughter, LOLOL)

He does which is really weird because he's straight and not even the least bit curious.