Does this term, or something like it, already exist?

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I’m sure we’re all familiar with the term ‘gaydar,’ said to be the ability to sense that someone is gay. It’s permuted from ‘radar,’ and it was probably thought of as clever or funny, at first. But there’s another data-gathering ‘-ar’ term, sonar. Does there already exist a term for sensing that someone has an erection, ‘bone-ar?’ If not, I hereby coin it.

The spelling above is the one I expect to use in a story I’m working on. It guides pronunciation better than ‘bonar’ would, and also gives a clear idea of what’s being discussed. In time, if the use of ‘bone-ar’ catches on, ‘bonar’ might be used routinely. New terms need time to settle in. There are plenty of once-hyphenated terms that have shed the hyphen, like ‘e-mail’ becoming ‘email.’

Interestingly—to me, anyway, maybe not to anyone else—‘sonar’ is pronounced with a long o (oh), while the word ‘sound,’ from which sonar is derived, has a different first vowel sound (ow). Did the development of sonar indicate a progression from pain to surprise?
 
Does there already exist a term for sensing that someone has an erection, ‘bone-ar?’ If not, I hereby coin it.
Another vote for "bone-dar."

Anyway, I'm not sure what the term would mean. Normally this "sense" is just visual. Is it about not-seeing the erection (or its tent) but sensing that it's there anyway?

I think you need the hyphen because it's a neologism. You want to hang a lampshade on that fact rather than try to pretend "bonedar" is a real word. Additionally I think you'd want to spell out the dots connecting either "gaydar" and "bone-dar," or else spell out the dots connecting "radar" and "bone-dar," or it will seem really weird to some people if they don't guess what the justification is for inventing this term.
 
Well... there's printing; seeing an erection in clothes. Sensing an erection doesn't make much sense.
 
Interestingly—to me, anyway, maybe not to anyone else—‘sonar’ is pronounced with a long o (oh), while the word ‘sound,’ from which sonar is derived, has a different first vowel sound (ow). Did the development of sonar indicate a progression from pain to surprise?
Sonar is an acronym - sound navigation and ranging - so the pronunciation is only indirectly relate to "sound".
 
Is it about not-seeing the erection (or its tent) but sensing that it's there anyway?
Yes. For example, when I'm wearing my winter coat, which I do pretty often these days, even my prodigious tumescence does not create visual data of its arousal. In the story passage, a man is seen in a crowd, with nothing below the waist visible. So his erection is 'sensed.'
 
Yes. For example, when I'm wearing my winter coat, which I do pretty often these days, even my prodigious tumescence does not create visual data of its arousal. In the story passage, a man is seen in a crowd, with nothing below the waist visible. So his erection is 'sensed.'
I don't think there's a word for this because I don't think it's a thing which exists in real life.

For the purposes of your story, do you intend for it to be kind of a super-power or extra-sensory perception? Or do you intend for it to be a common sense which lots of people have and know about?

At any rate, you might as well just make up a word. "Bone-dar" seems suitable to me, as long as you frame/lampshade it properly instead of just expecting people to understand what it means.
 
Erectoscope.
Sproingdar. (Or sproy-o-yoy-o-yoing-dar (respect to Beavis)
Engorgometer - (what I first thought)
Engorgimeter - (discovered by typo)
Throbometer
Throbdar
Mangauge
Packagetracker
Bulgespotter
Swellfinder
Hard-rate monitor
Tentpoller!!! My new favorite. Note the double-double tentendre!


Admittedly, gaydar is hard to beat. Double meaning plus rhyming. We can’t give up so easily though. I have faith. Hmm. Radhard? No, close, but no cigar.
 
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In my story Fuck-Talk Too I use the term "horn-o-meter" - though with a slightly different meaning:

Oh fuck! thought Violet, as she watched her cock begin to grow. And as it did, a pleasure grew in her crotch that she had never felt the like of before, seemingly in proportion to the size and stiffness of her cock. This is fucking weird, she thought, kinda like a horn-o-meter. The hornier I feel, the bigger it gets; and the bigger it gets, the better it feels. And look, you can tell how horny I am by the angle! Violet let go of her cock, experimenting by ceasing all manual stimulation and thinking about something totally unsexy --let's see, changing a toaster plug -- and immediately her cock started to droop again. Aww, sweet! she thought, poor thing. I wonder whether I can make it go hard without touching it at all. And so she began to talk to herself, reciting some of her favourite porn lines: "Oh yeah, baby, you wanna see my dick all stiff and hard, that feels so fucking good, baby, go on, suck that cock deep into your fucking mouth, make me fucking cum all over your slut face, make it --"
She stopped, thinking, Wait a moment, I'm a lesbian -- why am I talking like a fucking male pornstar?
 
Erectoscope.
Sproingdar. (Or sproy-o-yoy-o-yoing-dar (respect to Beavis)
Engorgometer - (what I first thought)
Engorgimeter - (discovered by typo)
Throbometer
Throbdar
Mangauge
Packagetracker
Bulgespotter
Swellfinder
Hard-rate monitor
Tentpoller!!! My new favorite. Note the double-double tentendre!


Admittedly, gaydar is hard to beat. Double meaning plus rhyming. We can’t give up so easily though. I have faith. Hmm. Radhard? No, close, but no cigar.
“Tracker says he definitely has a package out for delivery.”
 
Hmmmm…. “Attire pressure gauge”. Definitely rhymes. Has potential! Bonus points if it’s analog with a needle!
 
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