FungiUg
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Dom lessons in here! No subbies allowed.
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Kajira Callista
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Oh? This thread comes with figging lessons?
are you trying to skeer me? you know that cant be done.
FungiUg
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No, I was hoping for lessons in skeering you. I came in here thinking I could finally learn how to be a "real Dom". And what do I get? Mean, nasty submissives picking on me.
*sits in corner and pouts*
Kajira Callista
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awwwwwwwwwwwwwww *pouts* I'm sorry. you can do whatever you wanna do to me...ok?
FungiUg
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Chinese checkers?
Kajira Callista
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*shrug*
ApprenticeApril
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So what if the dom in me wants the lessons, but the sub in me wants the punishment?
Okay, that's not a tough choice, I'm a sub at heart.
*puts self in corner*
Okay, that's not a tough choice, I'm a sub at heart.
*puts self in corner*
unpredictablebijou
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So what if the dom in me wants the lessons, but the sub in me wants the punishment?
Okay, that's not a tough choice, I'm a sub at heart.
*puts self in corner*
[emerges from lurk]
lol.
You should probably spank yourself while you're there.
[returns to lurk]
bj
madetotakeit
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Betticus, you should have learned from your last run in with us that there is strength in numbers.
*strolls over and casually takes a cookie*
*strolls over and casually takes a cookie*
FungiUg
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What I want to know is... what's the relationship between BDSM and cookies?
Kajira Callista
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cookies are orgasms... doms never pay attention
FungiUg
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cookies are orgasms... doms never pay attention
Dom Lesson #2: never pay attention
Kajira Callista
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that made me giggle. is that in the dom book? what page?
madetotakeit
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Sub bait.
FungiUg
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No, it's what I am learning from this course in Dom Lessons from this thread.
Kajira Callista
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ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i should shut up now eh? *looks innocent and smiles sweetly*
FungiUg
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Y'know, a great big Oreo could be quite fun then.
Kajira Callista
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Oreos are wonderful things
kiten69
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*squirt's honey on the flypaper in front of the oven*
Wanna cookie, girlfriend?
I
U! I'll have a chocolate chip one. 
*sits in corner and waits for Mr. Figgy to get the cookies out of the oven*
This is gonna be good!
notalwaysweak
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*pokes head back in*
Did someone mention cookies? *looks hungry*
Did someone mention cookies? *looks hungry*
kiten69
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Betticus
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*comes in with tray full of uncooked cookies ready to go in the oven in one hand and pitcher of iced lemonade in the other for all the good subbies*
*slips on boobytrapped fly paper, knocks self out as skull smacks into the hardwood floor, tray of cookie dough scatters on the dirty floor, lemonade pitcher shatters lodging broken glass in wrist and hand*
*unconscious dom lays bleeding on floor when he was only thinking of subbies*
*slips on boobytrapped fly paper, knocks self out as skull smacks into the hardwood floor, tray of cookie dough scatters on the dirty floor, lemonade pitcher shatters lodging broken glass in wrist and hand*
*unconscious dom lays bleeding on floor when he was only thinking of subbies*
madetotakeit
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You're not fooling anybody, we know how you "think" of the subbies.
graceanne
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Ah, poor fungi.
*shoots spitwads at fungi*
Kajira Callista said:
A lot of people don't - I bet if I did a poll on what the real reason behind the cookie jokes are half the people here wouldn't know.
*comes in with tray full of uncooked cookies ready to go in the oven in one hand and pitcher of iced lemonade in the other for all the good subbies*
*slips on boobytrapped fly paper, knocks self out as skull smacks into the hardwood floor, tray of cookie dough scatters on the dirty floor, lemonade pitcher shatters lodging broken glass in wrist and hand*
*unconscious dom lays bleeding on floor when he was only thinking of subbies*
Oh, poor Bett.
QUICK! GET OUT THE MAKEUP AND NAIL POLISH WHILE HE'S STILL OUT! muhahahaha
