Drinking With Strangers

[Modern_drunkard]

Might fuck around and knock back a few at a new hole in the wall. Will report my usual dumb observations. And dont worry I bought some gas station boner pills in case I meet some eager skank.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Pretty uneventful. Place is a low-end craft beer bar. Party of three might be tweaking. Girl was going on and on about getting her nipples pierced. I moved when dude with her told bartender girl would ‘out gangster’ anyone.

 

[Crankbait88]

Should have grabbed the gas station piss room French ticklers in case you got lucky. Seventy five cents a pop is a he'll of a deal.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Bartender has been chatting me up. She is blonde, pretty thick and tatted. She is wearing a hat that says, ‘Im Rick James Bitch!’

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Ordered one more drink. Might be my last. Couple next to me cant handle their shit. Sad. 40 something gal is knocking back Mic Ultras and dipshit dude is drinking some bright blue raspberry cocktail like some bitch.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Some fuckhead smelling like weed just bellied up next to me, ordered a drink and told the bartender that his sister is paying for this one too. She told him sister already left and he got a little pissy.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

They have three beers on tap here I brew and probably another 10-15 that friends of mine in town make. Not a place I would want to be associated with but would drink here again but I am a piece of shit so that’s whats up with that.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

I used to do this. A lot. I’ve reigned it in a bit.

What, go drinking alone with dirtbags or post random observations nobody gives two fucks about?

 

[Mika1215]

What, go drinking alone with dirtbags or post random observations nobody gives two fucks about?

Hey, I give at least one fuck about them. Because it's the kind of thing that I'd do, and it's amusing the hell out of me.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Fit bird just walked in wearing ‘Love God, Love Others, Drink Whiskey’ shirt so this joint aint too bad.

 

[ydahecnot]

Bartender has been chatting me up. She is blonde, pretty thick and tatted. She is wearing a hat that says, ‘Im Rick James Bitch!’

You in Ybor City?

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Hey, I give at least one fuck about them. Because it's the kind of thing that I'd do, and it's amusing the hell out of me.

Oh rad. At least someone is entertained. This place serves liquor too and is heavy pour. You might like it or hate it. Hard for a muh fucker to know.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

You in Ybor City?

No not tonight. Rarely hang there anymore. I mostly kick it in Heights area these days.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

I’d love to go drinking with strangers.

Instead I just drink alone and get strange.

Drinking alone at home is preferred anymore. I used to go to bars and talk to females but that’s when I was young and resembled maybe Tom Cruise. Now I look like a member of Los Lobos. Dont laugh. It could happen to you.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

That Tom Cruise pic of you on your bike.

Before he got weird.

I dont know that pic but I got weird before he did they tell me.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Had to say fuck off to that place. Might do this again at various places around town or not. Who really gives a fuck?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bmme9zKJlUA

 

[Crankbait88]

That being said… I am finishing up a now very watered down old fashioned. Maker’s Mark. Luxardo cherries. Yada yada yada.
Alone.

The only thing Maker's is good for is drinking

Finishing some Bulleit Rye myself right now. Out of a plastic cup. But I'm alone, so it's all good; no need to put on airs.

 

[Crankbait88]

Why plastic?

No one trusts me with the fine drinkware, especially after the third shooter. They know me to well.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Those Yeti like wine/cocktail glasses are the best thing ever invented for drunks like me and you fuck ups.

 

[Crankbait88]

My mom gets plastic, but she is 79.

So she gets wild after the third drink as well? Good for your mom. We'd be trouble it sounds like.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

So. When you go to a bar alone, how do you fend off people? Or draw them in?

Depends on where I am and how much people know about me. Often at brewery tasting rooms I am trying to fend off people but for a different reason. Why I prefer dive bars/sports bars because I can get away from that.

 

[n8Romantic]

The Past, Present, and Future walked into a bar. It was tense.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Drinking at home but that’s alright.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Try this again? Baby I’m bored.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Dude, this might suck. Rolled in sober as a kick in the nuts. Plus bar is mostly full of dudes who look like dude from King Of Queens.