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Silly Ole Bear
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(fine, I will do it myself)
Gary sighed as he came home. A package of groceries and other things were in his arms. He opened the door, as sounds of grunting and screaming came through. He might have guessed his room mate had finally got some, if it weren't for the fact that he only went outside to work and rent movies.
Sure enough, the televison blared some new porn. She was screaming from the floor, and two guys were enjoying themselves.
"Can you turn that off please?" Gary placed the sacks down in the kitchen.
"Come on, this is a classic."
Gary's eyes furrowed, "Classic porn?"
"Debbie does Dallas 2000," Rick smiled his eyes glared to the porn.
"Did you get the movie I asked for?"
Something was thrown through the kitchen archway, Gary grabbed it as nearly hit the floor.
"Careful now, this is a classic."
The woman screamed an erupting orgasm. It peaked his interest somewhat. Ricky laughed in the other room.
"Evil Dead 2? A classic? Come on."
Gary walked right into the living room, ejecting the current movie.
"Look, it's not the best of horror movies," inside his own mind he was about to argue the situation with himself, but he would rather save it for later, "But it does have a good plot, and it's perfect for this."
He tossed Ricky a remote. It was unlike any remot he had ever seen before. Gary dropped the porn, quite deliberately on the ground, and then popped in the movie.
"What is it?" Ricky looked at the thing from all sides.
"You know the movie Last Action hero?"
"The one where that kid could go into the movie?"
"Right, how about Remote Control?"
"Oh, yeah, John Ritter could go into the t.v. He got to see all of those devil shows."
"Yeah, well this remote does just that," he shook his head expectantly, "Except this time we can do it cool."
"Hey," Rick protested, "Last Action Hero was a cool movie."
Gary tried to hold in the laughter as best he could.
"Well," he changed the subject, "Let's get started. Are you coming?"
Ricky mumbled something, "We aren't going to get killed are we?"
"Don't worry, I have seen this movie before. As long as we stick by Bruce Campbell, we will be fine."
"Bruce who?"
Gary rolled his eyes, and pressed the button.
Gary sighed as he came home. A package of groceries and other things were in his arms. He opened the door, as sounds of grunting and screaming came through. He might have guessed his room mate had finally got some, if it weren't for the fact that he only went outside to work and rent movies.
Sure enough, the televison blared some new porn. She was screaming from the floor, and two guys were enjoying themselves.
"Can you turn that off please?" Gary placed the sacks down in the kitchen.
"Come on, this is a classic."
Gary's eyes furrowed, "Classic porn?"
"Debbie does Dallas 2000," Rick smiled his eyes glared to the porn.
"Did you get the movie I asked for?"
Something was thrown through the kitchen archway, Gary grabbed it as nearly hit the floor.
"Careful now, this is a classic."
The woman screamed an erupting orgasm. It peaked his interest somewhat. Ricky laughed in the other room.
"Evil Dead 2? A classic? Come on."
Gary walked right into the living room, ejecting the current movie.
"Look, it's not the best of horror movies," inside his own mind he was about to argue the situation with himself, but he would rather save it for later, "But it does have a good plot, and it's perfect for this."
He tossed Ricky a remote. It was unlike any remot he had ever seen before. Gary dropped the porn, quite deliberately on the ground, and then popped in the movie.
"What is it?" Ricky looked at the thing from all sides.
"You know the movie Last Action hero?"
"The one where that kid could go into the movie?"
"Right, how about Remote Control?"
"Oh, yeah, John Ritter could go into the t.v. He got to see all of those devil shows."
"Yeah, well this remote does just that," he shook his head expectantly, "Except this time we can do it cool."
"Hey," Rick protested, "Last Action Hero was a cool movie."
Gary tried to hold in the laughter as best he could.
"Well," he changed the subject, "Let's get started. Are you coming?"
Ricky mumbled something, "We aren't going to get killed are we?"
"Don't worry, I have seen this movie before. As long as we stick by Bruce Campbell, we will be fine."
"Bruce who?"
Gary rolled his eyes, and pressed the button.