Favorite Movie Lines

[Shankara20]

Yep ...

Butch and Sundance 10 seconds later: SSSSSSSSSSHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTT

"Yep ..."

so sorry - equipment crash - oh well....

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General "Buck" Turgidson: Uh, we're, still trying to figure out the meaning of that last phrase, sir.

President Merkin Muffley: There's nothing to figure out, General Turgidson. This man is obviously a psychotic.

General "Buck" Turgidson: We-he-ell, uh, I'd like to hold off judgement on a thing like that, sir, until all the facts are in.

President Merkin Muffley: General Turgidson! When you instituted the human reliability tests, you *assured* me there was *no* possibility of such a thing *ever* occurring!

General "Buck" Turgidson: Well, I, uh, don't think it's quite fair to condemn a whole program because of a single slip-up, sir.


from Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Morris the Cat he ain't ...

Click me.

 

[Ebonyfire]

To Wong Foo Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar (1995)

Noxeema Jackson: When a straight man puts on a dress and goes on a sexual kick he is a transvestite. When a man is a woman trapped in a man's body and has a little operation he is a Transsexual. When a gay man has way too much fashion sense for one gender he is a drag queen. And when a tired little Latin boy puts on a dress, he is simply a boy in a dress!

 

[saw_man1]

Ghost Busters

Dr Ray Stantz: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.
Walter Peck: They caused an explosion!
Mayor: Is this true?
Dr. Peter Venkman: Yes it's true.
Dr. Peter Venkman: This man has no dick.
Walter Peck: Jeez!
Mayor: Break it up! Hey, break this up! Break it up!
Walter Peck: All right, all right, all right!
Dr. Peter Venkman: Well that's what I heard!

 

[tealsphynx]

To Wong Foo Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar (1995)

Noxeema Jackson: When a straight man puts on a dress and goes on a sexual kick he is a transvestite. When a man is a woman trapped in a man's body and has a little operation he is a Transsexual. When a gay man has way too much fashion sense for one gender he is a drag queen. And when a tired little Latin boy puts on a dress, he is simply a boy in a dress!

I absolutely LOVE that movie!!

 

[saw_man1]

Sunset Blvd.

Joe Gillis: You're Norma Desmond. You used to be in silent pictures. You used to be big.

Norma Desmond: I am big. It's the pictures that got small.

 

[shy slave]

The Lady Vanishes

A Hitchcock film orginally made in 1938.
The re-make in 1979 had Elliot Gould and Cybil Shepherd.

At one point all seems hopeless as the Nazis surround the train. The english gentlemen on board are having afternoon tea and cannot believe the situation they are in

This line sums up the British attitude at the time


Calidcott: They can't do that we're British.

Its a wonderful if old fashioned film

 

[shy slave]

Drop Dead Fred

Another wondeful film.
The opening lines should be told to all young girls who are read fairy stories

Polly: ...And the prince took the beautiful young girl in his arms and said, 'will you marry me?'. 'Yes', she whispered, 'I will be your princess'.

Elizabeth: Did they live happily ever after?

Polly: Of course they did, Elizabeth.

Elizabeth: How do you know?


Polly: Because she was a good little girl. If she had been naughty, the prince would have run away.

Elizabeth: What a pile of shit.


Drop Dead Fred Script

 

[Ebonyfire]

I absolutely LOVE that movie!!

Me too! This and Priscilla Queen of the Desert are my favorites movies of all time.

I love men in drag!

Eb

 

[snowy ciara]

Anime quotes are okay? I was watching"Hellsing for the first time the other day, and they had some great lines...

"Now look what you've done You've gone and killed your co-star." - Alucard


We also watched NightWalker again. I cried. Again. I'm so weird. Have some quotes while I go find a tissue.

"This whipping is done out of love, Shido." - Cain

"I wonder which I am, an angel or a demon." - Shido

One more, from a movie we didn't watch the other night! This is from Gravitation, and for some reason, Eiri Yuke reminds me of AA for a second.

"Because I'm a good guy, I have one more piece of Advice. If you don't want to kill yourself, you should probably stay away from Mercedes SLE's and SAAB Cabriolets. Because if you get in front of me again, I'll hit you and then back over you for good measure." - Eiri Yuke to Shuichi Shindou

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Diggstown

Fish: Gut shots are the worst. THE worst!

Pictorial explanation.

A phrase exists in poker called the "bad beat."

Guess who held the handle of the whip?

 

[AngelicAssassin]

The Phantom Tollbooth

Tick Tock the Watch Dog: Time is a gift, given to you, given to give you the time you need, the time you need to have the time of your life.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Æon Flux

Æon: [while getting numerous bullets out of Trevor Goodchild's body] Did they manage to miss you?

 

[lne_iii]

Another wondeful film.
The opening lines should be told to all young girls who are read fairy stories

Polly: ...And the prince took the beautiful young girl in his arms and said, 'will you marry me?'. 'Yes', she whispered, 'I will be your princess'.

Elizabeth: Did they live happily ever after?

Polly: Of course they did, Elizabeth.

Elizabeth: How do you know?


Polly: Because she was a good little girl. If she had been naughty, the prince would have run away.

Elizabeth: What a pile of shit.


Drop Dead Fred Script

Ahhh haha, the first time I saw this I almost pissed from laughing so hard.

COBWEBS!

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

The Birdcage

Albert ( Nathan Lane ): Don't use that tone to me.

Armand ( Robin Williams ): What tone?

Albert ( Nathan Lane ): That sarcastic contemptuous tone. That means you know everything because you're a man, and I know nothing because I'm a woman.

Armand( Robin Williams ): You're not a woman.

Albert ( Nathan Lane ): Oh, you bastard!

a bit

 

[exhi2]

Donnie Darko

SuckAFuck!

Wife is able to slip this into everday conversation now.

 

[Ebonyfire]

The Birdcage

Albert ( Nathan Lane ): Don't use that tone to me.

Armand ( Robin Williams ): What tone?

Albert ( Nathan Lane ): That sarcastic contemptuous tone. That means you know everything because you're a man, and I know nothing because I'm a woman.

Armand( Robin Williams ): You're not a woman.

Albert ( Nathan Lane ): Oh, you bastard!

a bit

Another movie I love to watch!

 

[Shankara20]

The Producers

Hold me, Touch me: Oh, hold me! Touch me!
Max Bialystock: Thursday! Thursday!


~
Hold me, Touch me: And after that, we'll play, "The Abduction and the Cruel Rape of Lucretia", and I'll be Lucretia.
Max Bialystock: And I'll be Rape!

~
Max Bialystock: Shut up, I'm having a rhetorical conversation.


~
Roger De Bris: What have you done, L.S.D.?
Lorenzo St. DuBois: About six months... but I'm on probation, so it's all good, baby!
Roger De Bris: No, I mean, what do you do best?
Lorenzo St. DuBois: I can't do that here. That's why they put me away, baby!

(I'm just doing this to keep busy. I need to stay away from a certain thread right now, the girls are working on a "surprise")

 

[Shankara20]

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

Night Nurse: Mr. Turkle?
McMurphy: Where the fuck is he, why doesn't he answer her?
Taber: He's jerkin' off somewhere.
Orderly Turkle: Ain't no one jerkin' off nowhere muthafucker!
McMurphy: Turkle what the fuck are you doing in here? Go out and talk to her.
Orderly Turkle: I'm doin' the same fuckin' thing your doin'- hidin'!

 

[Ebonyfire]

Man: Are you in town for good?
Mae West: I expect to be here, but not for good.
— Mae West, Belle of the Nineties

Between two evils I always pick the one I never tried before.
— Mae West, Klondike Annie

Woman: Chemistry's a wonderful thing.
Mae West: I'll say it is, but I know a couple of druggists that never made a dime 'til Prohibition.
— Mae West, Night After Night

Woman: Do you believe in love at first sight?
Mae West: I don't know but it saves an awful lot of time.
— Mae West, Night After Night

Man: Do you mind if I get personal?
Mae West: Go right ahead. I don't mind if you get familiar.

— Mae West, She Done Him Wrong

Don't let a man put anything over on ya 'cept an umbrella.
— Mae West, Belle of the Nineties

 

[Shankara20]

Little Big Man

Old Lodge Skins: Let's go back to the teepee and eat, my son. My new snake wife cooks dog very well.
Jack Crabb: All right, Grandfather.
Old Lodge Skins: She also has a very soft skin. The only trouble with snake women is they copulate with horses, which makes them strange to me. She say's she doesn't. That's why I call her "Doesn't Like Horses". But, of course, she's lying.

 

[Shankara20]

Man: Are you in town for good?
Mae West: I expect to be here, but not for good.
— Mae West, Belle of the Nineties

Between two evils I always pick the one I never tried before.
— Mae West, Klondike Annie

Woman: Chemistry's a wonderful thing.
Mae West: I'll say it is, but I know a couple of druggists that never made a dime 'til Prohibition.
— Mae West, Night After Night

Woman: Do you believe in love at first sight?
Mae West: I don't know but it saves an awful lot of time.
— Mae West, Night After Night

Man: Do you mind if I get personal?
Mae West: Go right ahead. I don't mind if you get familiar.

— Mae West, She Done Him Wrong

Don't let a man put anything over on ya 'cept an umbrella.
— Mae West, Belle of the Nineties

Hurrah - Mae West

Very Well Done Eb!!!!

 

[Hellfire75]

Jules in "Pulp Fiction": There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker 'fore you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin', it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin'. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd.

 

[Ebonyfire]

Hurrah - Mae West

Very Well Done Eb!!!!

I love her. She was something all the way until the end.

 

[Ebonyfire]

Little Big Man

Old Lodge Skins: Let's go back to the teepee and eat, my son. My new snake wife cooks dog very well.
Jack Crabb: All right, Grandfather.
Old Lodge Skins: She also has a very soft skin. The only trouble with snake women is they copulate with horses, which makes them strange to me. She say's she doesn't. That's why I call her "Doesn't Like Horses". But, of course, she's lying.

Question: Who doesn't like horses? [Answer: Those who like dogs]