Favorite Movie Lines

[Ebonyfire]

A hard man is good to find.
— Mae West

A lady barber who made good.
— Mae West, on Delilah

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.
— Mae West

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.
— Mae West

A man in love is like a clipped coupon — it's time to cash in.
— Mae West

A man in the house is worth two in the street.
— Mae West

A man's kiss is his signature.
— Mae West

A woman is like a teabag, you never know how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
— Mae West

An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.
— Mae West

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.
— Mae West

 

[katiekatiegirl]

"Nobody puts baby in the corner" Patrick Swayze in Dirty Dancing

 

[Shankara20]

"Nobody puts baby in the corner" Patrick Swayze in Dirty Dancing

very good start - welcome

 

[snowy ciara]

I like Dirty Hairy.

Harry Callahan: I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky?....Well, do ya punk?

 

[AngelicAssassin]

...

so good it had to be repeated?

 

[Ebonyfire]

More Mae West

He who hesitates is a damned fool.

His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

Too much of a good thing is wonderful.

You're never too old to become younger.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

 

[Ebonyfire]

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? -- Mae West

 

[snowy ciara]

Star Trek VI was on last night when I was laying in bed pretending to sleep.


Capt. Spock: There is an old Vulcan proverb: only Nixon could go to China.

Martia: Not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place, Captain.

Chancellor Gorkon: You have not experienced Shakespeare, until you've read it in the original Klingon.

 

[Ebonyfire]

Star Trek VI was on last night when I was laying in bed pretending to sleep.


Capt. Spock: There is an old Vulcan proverb: only Nixon could go to China.

Martia: Not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place, Captain.

Chancellor Gorkon: You have not experienced Shakespeare, until you've read it in the original Klingon.

I love Star Trek movies, except the one that Shatner directed. It stank on toast.

 

[snowy ciara]

Shatner has that effect on lots of people.

Wanna here something totally off the wall? You know how Shatner had that "stop action" method of acting?

He'd read. A few words. And stop. And start. Again?

I was watching the Shrub do the same thing in a press conference about the UK Terrorists and I closed my eyes, and for a fleeting moment, I saw Shatner as the US CiC.

I then poured a STIFF drink....

 

[Shankara20]

Dead Man Walking

Sweeny
Somebody want to tell me why I had to do that? I do NOT enjoy shooting staff members!

 

[Shankara20]

Soylent Green

Det. Thorn
It's people. Soylent Green is made out of people. They're making our food out of people. Next thing they'll be breeding us like cattle for food. You've gotta tell them. You've gotta tell them!

Hatcher
I promise, Tiger. I promise. I'll tell the exchange.

Det. Thorn
You tell everybody. Listen to me, Hatcher. You've gotta tell them! Soylent Green is people! We've gotta stop them somehow!

 

[Ebonyfire]

Soylent Green

Det. Thorn
It's people. Soylent Green is made out of people. They're making our food out of people. Next thing they'll be breeding us like cattle for food. You've gotta tell them. You've gotta tell them!

Hatcher
I promise, Tiger. I promise. I'll tell the exchange.

Det. Thorn
You tell everybody. Listen to me, Hatcher. You've gotta tell them! Soylent Green is people! We've gotta stop them somehow!

I know a few people who act like they are made of Soylent Green. But to name names would be wrong.

 

[Ebonyfire]

Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home Movie Quotes (1986)

DeForest Kelley(Bones): C'mon Spock, it's me, McCoy. You really have gone where no man's gone before. Can't you tell me what it felt like?

William Shatner (Kirk): Everybody remember where we parked.

William Shatner (Kirk): Oh, him? He's harmless. Part of the free speech movement at Berkeley in the sixties. I think he did a little too much LDS.

Catherine Hicks (Dr. Gillian Taylor): Do you guys like Italian?
Kirk: Yes.
Leonard Nimoy(Spock): No.
Kirk: Yes.
Spock: No.
Kirk: I love Italian,
(looks at Spock)
Kirk: and so do you.
Spock: Yes.

Leonard Nimoy(Spock): Your use of language has altered since our arrival. It is currently laced with, shall we say, more colorful metaphors, "double dumb-ass on you" and so forth.
William Shatner (Kirk): Oh, you mean the profanity?
Leonard Nimoy(Spock): Yes.
William Shatner (Kirk): Well that's simply the way they talk here. Nobody pays any attention to you unless you swear every other word.

DeForest Kelley(Bones): You realize that by giving him the formula you're altering history.
James Doohan (Scotty): Why, how do we know he didn't invent the thing?

James Doohan (Scotty): Admiral, there be whales here!

William Shatner (Kirk): Mr. Spock, have you accounted for the variable mass of whales and water in your time re-entry program?
Leonard Nimoy(Spock): Mr. Scott cannot give me exact figures, Admiral, so...I will make a guess.
William Shatner (Kirk): A guess? You, Spock? That's extraordinary!
Leonard Nimoy(Spock): I don't think he understands.
DeForest Kelley(Bones): No, Spock. He means that he feels safer about your guesses than most other people's facts.
Leonard Nimoy(Spock): Then you're saying...it is a compliment?
DeForest Kelley(Bones): It is.
Leonard Nimoy(Spock): Ah. Then I will try to make the best guess I can.

 

[A Desert Rose]

Dodgeball... has some lines that were so goofy they're funny.

http://movies.about.com/gi/dynamic/...ww.apple.com/trailers/fox/dodgeball/clip.html

and Eb... I love Star Trek!!!

 

[Ebonyfire]

The Joy Luck Club

Every girl and woman should see this movie. You do not have to be asian to understand the lessons taught here.

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Jing-Mei 'June' Woo: [opening naration] The old woman remembered a swan she had bought many years ago in Shanghai for a foolish sum. "This bird", boasted the market vendor, "was once a duck that stretched its neck in hopes of becoming a goose. And now look, it is too beautiful to eat!" Then the woman and the swan sailed across an ocean many thousands of lei wide, stretching their necks toward America. On her journey, she cooed to the swan, "In America, I will have a daughter just like me. But over there, nobody will say her worth is measured by the loudness of her husbands belch. Over there, nobody will look down on her because I will make her speak only perfect American English. And over there, she will always be too full to swallow any sorrow. She will know my meaning because I will give her this swan, a creature that became more than what was hoped for." But when she arrived in the new country the immigration officials pulled the swan away from her, leaving the woman fluttering her arms and with only one swan feather for a memory. For a long time now, the women had wanted to give her daughter the single swan feather and tell her; "This feather may look worthless, but it comes from afar and carries with it all my good intentions."

 

[Ebonyfire]

Do the Right Thing (1989) A Spike Lee Joint


Da Mayor: Doctor...
Mookie: C'mon, what. What?
Da Mayor: Always do the right thing.
Mookie: That's it?
Da Mayor: That's it.
Mookie: I got it, I'm gone.

 

[snowy ciara]

I love Lilo and Stitch, almost as much as Kat does... You just gotta love a Disney that starts out with a tough little girl beating the snot out of her "friends".

Lilo: (darkly, putting her voodoo spoons, er dolls in a pickle jar): My friends need to be punished.

Stitch: (bonking someone with a blue VW Bug) Blue punch buggy! No punch back!

Stitch: This is my family. I found it, all on my own. It's little, and broken, but still good. Yeah, still good

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Shatner has that effect on lots of people.

Did you watch ?

 

[A Desert Rose]

V for Vendetta

You see? You cannot kill me.
There is no flesh and blood within
this cloak to kill. There is only
an idea.
And ideas are bulletproof.

 

[RJMasters]

You see? You cannot kill me.
There is no flesh and blood within
this cloak to kill. There is only
an idea.
And ideas are bulletproof.

Very Cool quote ADR.

Here are some from one of my favorite movies....called Needful Things

Buster: I just killed my wife. Is that bad?
Leland: Hey, these things happen.


Leland: I've always enjoyed ladies who take great pride in themselves.


Leland Gaunt: Oh. You know, there are days I really hate this job. This is not my best work, not by a long shot. Oh, sure, a few murders and a couple of rather lovely explosions. I would hardly call it a rousing success, but what the hell? I'll be back. In the meantime, you and Polly, you are two terrific kids, and you'll marry her. Trust me. She's a lovely girl, Alan. You'll have a wonderful family. Oh, by the way, give my regards to your grandson. Bob will be his name, International Trade his game. I'll see him in Jakarta, 2053. August 14th. 10a.m. A nice, sunny day. We'll make headlines.

 

[Ebonyfire]

Did you watch ?

I did and I loved it!

 

[AngelicAssassin]

I did and I loved it!

Hey woman! When did you flop over 10K?

BoT, loved the Nimoy, Takei, and Uhuru (can never remember her name) slots.

Lampanelli was on the one as usual.

 

[buxxxom]

My favorite, from "Gone With the Wind" --

I can't think about that right now. If I do, I'll go crazy. I'll think about that tomorrow.

 

[LadyAria]

"I bet you beat her good" -Anger Management