Filthy answers to innocent questions.

[Trubbycat]

Too cold for outdoor sex antics.

What are your plans for spring?

 

[MargotPayge]

What are your plans for spring?

I am planning for it to be a VERY WET spring. Hot as well!

When should farmers plant their crops this year?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I am planning for it to be a VERY WET spring. Hot as well!

When should farmers plant their crops this year?

As soon as Mother Earth is warm and wet enough for plowing.

Why do Day Lilies turn toward the sun?

 

[bbcbarry9033]

As soon as Mother Earth is warm and wet enough for plowing.

Why do Day Lilies turn toward the sun?

The day Lilly turned to her son Mr. Lilly was out of town.

This summer, road trip or short flight?

 

[TheExperimentalist]

The day Lilly turned to her son Mr. Lilly was out of town.

This summer, road trip or short flight?

Depends. Road head, or mile high club?

But where would you want to go for your vacation?

 

[A_Little_Bite]

To Pound Town.

Roadtrips are great but why are there so many potholes?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

To Pound Town.

Roadtrips are great but why are there so many potholes?

It was the Hippies; they often used pot to open holes on their trips.

Why the popularity of Route 66?

 

[Sunlover102]

It was the Hippies; they often used pot to open holes on their trips.

Why the popularity of Route 66?

Because you know you're on the right track to a route and a 69.

Why do dragons like to breath fire?

 

[liliput1]

Because you know you're on the right track to a route and a 69.

Why do dragons like to breath fire?

Easier cleanup after sex.

Why the long face?

 

[12oclocktales]

Easier cleanup after sex.

Why the long face?

I misunderstood the genie when he gave me a choice between 2 body parts he would extend and picked the wrong one.


Have you ever gone rafting through the Grand Canyon?

 

[Trubbycat]

I misunderstood the genie when he gave me a choice between 2 body parts he would extend and picked the wrong one.


Have you ever gone rafting through the Grand Canyon?

Yeah and she's really, really loose.

What is your favorite meal?

 

[TheExperimentalist]

Yeah and she's really, really loose.

What is your favorite meal?

Oh, you KNOW my favorite thing to eat.

But what time does the train arrive?

 

[LisaMayTurner]

I dropped my pencil on the floor.

Would you mind watching me picking it up?

 

[Corbie]

I dropped my pencil on the floor.

Would you mind watching me picking it up?

Not in the least.

 

[Agent_entropy]

It was the Hippies; they often used pot to open holes on their trips.

Why the popularity of Route 66?

Nothing more thrilling than high speed and low morals.

What's the latest fitness trend?

 

[Olderwiserstillhorny]

Nothing more thrilling than high speed and low morals.

What's the latest fitness trend?

Sexercise with a willing partner

What is yer favorite position?

 

[AsciiFantasy]

Sexercise with a willing partner

What is yer favorite position?

Favorite position? Pole position, of course. I like to come in first.

Who would win in a fight? A hippo or a rhino?

 

[bbcbarry9033]

Favorite position? Pole position, of course. I like to come in first.

Who would win in a fight? A hippo or a rhino?

I only mud wrassle Democrats. And I don't care how big she is!

UFC or WWE?

 

[Emma_O]

I only mud wrassle Democrats. And I don't care how big she is!

UFC or WWE?

Don't care for either. But if I had to choose, maybe UFC. It seems real? WWE is a con job - and steroid junkies. I wonder how many end up impotent?

"...Tom's steroid-induced impotence frustrated him. His self-esteem was lost, replaced with controlling behaviors and abuse. He could easily toss his petite wife across the living room, but he couldn't satisfy her in the bedroom..."

Country Western or Rock & Roll?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Don't care for either. But if I had to choose, maybe UFC. It seems real? WWE is a con job - and steroid junkies. I wonder how many end up impotent?

"...Tom's steroid-induced impotence frustrated him. His self-esteem was lost, replaced with controlling behaviors and abuse. He could easily toss his petite wife across the living room, but he couldn't satisfy her in the bedroom..."

Country Western or Rock & Roll?

Both. Reverse cowgirl rolling on me behind a rock out on the range.

Just what is a breakfront?

 

[Emma_O]

Both. Reverse cowgirl rolling on me behind a rock out on the range.

Just what is a breakfront?

Emma displayed the crystal pieces she enjoyed collecting in their small breakfront, using it much like a curio cabinet, along with their good china.

One Saturday afternoon, while Emma ran to the grocery store, her little boy, "BJ", was finishing up his last chore of the day: putting away laundry. It was then that he came across his mom's crystal dildo. He didn't know what it was, but he thought it was pretty, and he liked how it sparkled in the light. It created little rainbows, much like a prism does. Just like the prism he’d seen on his science teacher’s desk at school.

BJ was puzzled as to why such a beautiful thing was tucked away. So, he thought he would do his mom a favor and place it in the breakfront, along with the rest of her crystal collection. He thought that only then would everyone be able to admire its beauty.

Beer or wine?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Emma displayed the crystal pieces she enjoyed collecting in their small breakfront, using it much like a curio cabinet, along with their good china.

One Saturday afternoon, while Emma ran to the grocery store, her little boy, "BJ", was finishing up his last chore of the day: putting away laundry. It was then that he came across his mom's crystal dildo. He didn't know what it was, but he thought it was pretty, and he liked how it sparkled in the light. It created little rainbows, much like a prism does. Just like the prism he’d seen on his science teacher’s desk at school.

BJ was puzzled as to why such a beautiful thing was tucked away. So, he thought he would do his mom a favor and place it in the breakfront, along with the rest of her crystal collection. He thought that only then would everyone be able to admire its beauty.

Beer or wine?

Whichever makes my date frisky. "Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker."

How do you "gather your rosebuds while you may?"

 

[WCSGarland]

How do you "gather your rosebuds while you may?"

I gather my rosebuds one lick at a time, one single solitary slow lick at a time... you know, so that the flavor lingers like a fine wine on my tongue.

Is it better to chill red wine, or just let it rest at room temperature?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I gather my rosebuds one lick at a time, one single solitary slow lick at a time... you know, so that the flavor lingers like a fine wine on my tongue.

Is it better to chill red wine, or just let it rest at room temperature?

You can chill with that red head Winnie, but I prefer to let her rest at room temp and then start warming her up.

Should champagne be served in a flute or a sorbet cup?

 

[WCSGarland]

Should champagne be served in a flute or a sorbet cup?

The champagne province was where I met a young lady that would warm up with either a flute or a sorbet cup... and while she could orgasm with the flute, she would absolutely scream with the sorbet cup. Fun times.

Where does a person purchase a sorbet cup?