Filthy answers to innocent questions.

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The champagne province was where I met a young lady that would warm up with either a flute or a sorbet cup... and while she could orgasm with the flute, she would absolutely scream with the sorbet cup. Fun times.

Where does a person purchase a sorbet cup?

In a pharmacy, of course. When one has a sore butt from anal romping, a cup of soothing salts dissolved in warm water in a sitz bath is just what the doctor ordered!

What is a partial lunar eclipse?

 

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In a pharmacy, of course. When one has a sore butt from anal romping, a cup of soothing salts dissolved in warm water in a sitz bath is just what the doctor ordered!

What is a partial

In a pharmacy, of course. When one has a sore butt from anal romping, a cup of soothing salts dissolved in warm water in a sitz bath is just what the doctor ordered!

What is a partial lunar eclipse?

A face sitting induced asphyxiation orgasm.
Whereas a full lunar eclipse is face sitting induced asphyxiation unconsciousness, with orgasm.

What’s a solar flare?

 

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A face sitting induced asphyxiation orgasm.
Whereas a full lunar eclipse is face sitting induced asphyxiation unconsciousness, with orgasm.

What’s a solar flare?

The soles of the feet are very sensitive, as any aficionado of bastinado well knows, but those of the hot wax persuasion prefer applying a flaming candle to the area for best results.

I've heard young men in the coffee shop discussing "gaming consoles;" what are these things?