For Sweetsubsarah...Merry Christmas

[ABSTRUSE]

bump for Sarah.

 

[Samandiriel]

I'm making my list.

 

[sophia jane]

I'm making my list.

Checking it twice?

 

[Samandiriel]

Checking it twice?

I don't need to guess if you're on it or not.

 

[sophia jane]

I don't need to guess if you're on it or not.

Yes, but am I on the naughty or nice list?

 

[Samandiriel]

Yes, but am I on the naughty or nice list?

Yes.

 

[sophia jane]

Yes.

That's what I thought.

 

[Samandiriel]

That's what I thought.

What? I'm sorry, I wasn't paying attention...I'm a litttle titstracted.

 

[sophia jane]

What? I'm sorry, I wasn't paying attention...I'm a litttle titstracted.

 

[Samandiriel]

You smirked, I know you did.

 

[sophia jane]

You smirked, I know you did.

I laughed, actually.

 

[Samandiriel]

I laughed, actually.

Ha! I knew it.

 

[Guest]

Special ornament

ABS - what can I say?

I'm overwhelmed. Touched. Even teary-eyed, perhaps.

Maybe I can use one of those pad slippers to blot?

Actually, when I first saw this thread (I was editing for once - not playing online!!!) I thought it said OINTMENT not ORNAMENT.

I was going to ask who was chafing your butt cheeks?





Thank you, love, for thinking of me. I'll treasure it always.

Until the next time of the month. Then the little gold parts on the tampon angel have ta go.




(Thank you, perdita! So wonderful to see you here! )

 

[ABSTRUSE]

ABS - what can I say?

I'm overwhelmed. Touched. Even teary-eyed, perhaps.

Maybe I can use one of those pad slippers to blot?

Actually, when I first saw this thread (I was editing for once - not playing online!!!) I thought it said OINTMENT not ORNAMENT.

I was going to ask who was chafing your butt cheeks?





Thank you, love, for thinking of me. I'll treasure it always.

Until the next time of the month. Then the little gold parts on the tampon angel have ta go.




(Thank you, perdita! So wonderful to see you here! )

When I think of personal hygiene products I think of you.

 

[Guest]

When I think of personal hygiene products I think of you.

*swoon*

I'll bet you say that to all the girls.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

*swoon*

I'll bet you say that to all the girls.

It's my pick up line.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

You still haven't found me the perfect gift, have you?

*sigh*

And no, I'm not interested in the feminine product x-mas line.
Already up to my neck in it as it is.

~lucky

 

[Guest]

It's my pick up line.

Truly?

You mean, "You wanna fuck?" doesn't work?

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Truly?

You mean, "You wanna fuck?" doesn't work?

Pssssssssst...

That's mine. (Bathtub's free, btw.)

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Truly?

You mean, "You wanna fuck?" doesn't work?

No that one doesn't work, the laughing doesn't do much for my self esteem.

 

[Guest]

No that one doesn't work, the laughing doesn't do much for my self esteem.

Fools.

I'd be all over you like a duck on a June bug.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Fools.

I'd be all over you like a duck on a June bug.

That made my tail wag!!!

 

[Guest]

That made my tail wag!!!

Woof.

 

[Guest]

Pssssssssst...

That's mine. (Bathtub's free, btw.)

Mmmm.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

You still haven't found me the perfect gift, have you?

*sigh*

And no, I'm not interested in the feminine product x-mas line.
Already up to my neck in it as it is.

~lucky

Damn, I got all these hospital size ones, you know the ones you can land aircraft on, I'm making you boots.