For Vella - My Cat Hates You

[Guest]

Brilliant.

Vella, I just hope PETA doesn't send Pam Anderson over to your house to protest now.

Edited to add: I hear there's been some beaver abuse going on there as well.

I would like to take this moment to state emphatically that there is no beaver abuse in this household. we feed and pet the beavers, groom and love them on a constant basis.
to pam anderson, i say, bring it on biotch. i'll toss a cat at her overinflatedbreastballoons and watch them pop with glee.


Ted~
bad boy...go to your room!
no pussy for you!

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I would like to take this moment to state emphatically that there is no beaver abuse in this household. we feed and pet the beavers, groom and love them on a constant basis.
to pam anderson, i say, bring it on biotch. i'll toss a cat at her overinflatedbreastballoons and watch them pop with glee.

You heard it here first.

They the beavers.

 

[Honey123]

I could not imagine any pussy hating vella!

 

[Guest]

I could not imagine any pussy hating vella!

 

[logophile]

I think I killed a kitten today.
But I did it while I was taking especially good care of my beaver.

Is there any sort of balance on this issue?

 

[shereads]

Remember Cat Juggling?

 

[logophile]

Remember Cat Juggling?

No.
What's that?

 

[CharleyH]

http://www.mycathatesyou.com/images/cats/2005/09/ol_guero.jpg

You Kitten Killer!

Getting to this thread late, and have not read more than the first post, but I can imagine Vella suggesting to feed your cat, what is it? RYE! Bad boy who listens to Vella! LOL At least there wasn't tequila and worm available! (There's always a good side).

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I think I killed a kitten today.
But I did it while I was taking especially good care of my beaver.

Is there any sort of balance on this issue?

Beaver is a priority. You did what you had to do. *nods*

 

[CharleyH]

LOL Honey suggests pussy, but I see a full grown CAT, here. (sexually, of course LOL) and I know you're the Demi Moore type looking to exhaust younger kittens, you MILF!

 

[Honey123]

LOL Honey suggests pussy, but I see a full grown CAT, here. (sexually, of course LOL) and I know you're the Demi Moore type looking to exhaust younger kittens, you MILF!

So would she be more like a PILF? Or CILF?