Gunner Dailey's Sextionary

[Lilly4]

Beach photo

Awwwwwwwwwww
Weren't you cute!!!!!!

 

[Linedrive]

Re: Rubber sheets

Chocolate of course.

Hey if we have rubber sheets we could go with oil.

Hey that sounds like a plan Lilly. Well, gotta go run a couple errands and swing by the office for a few. Thanks for stopping by and chatting, swing thru again so I continue my pursuit of corrupting your mind

Hugs
Gunner

 

[Linedrive]

Re: Beach photo

Awwwwwwwwwww
Weren't you cute!!!!!!

Thank you

 

[1fiestyredhead]

Ummmm <looking around and seeing nobody>

Yes, we are ready for your order Kalli...very ready


Forgot that the first 25 callers also get this Gunner Dailey blow up doll pictured below.

The first 25 callers get to blow what ?

Ohhhh, a blow up doll! That's what I get for speed reading.....

 

[Lilly4]

Corrupting

I'm subscribed to the thread Gunner so I see it on a regular basis.

As for corrupting my mind - I think you might have that one backwards hon. <weg>

Later

 

[Linedrive]

The first 25 callers get to blow what ?

Ohhhh, a blow up doll! That's what I get for speed reading.....

Fiesty...Ha, I wish. Gotta run, would love to hang out and chat, but we will another time.

Lilly....Sounds good lady, I see you working

 

[1fiestyredhead]

All ladies that visit this thread today are required to fill out the Sextionary Questionaire. This information will be compiled into high tech data, and used for research purposes only Let's hear it ladies.

Thank you for your participation, this is valuable data I am collecting!!

1. Favorite Sexual Position...? ever hear of the trapeze? Gotta love experimenting with new positions listed in Cosmo....

2. Have you ever had an encounter with another woman...? not yet....

3. Ever been to a topless/bottomless club or bar....? nope....sheltered thing aren't I?

4. Oral, like to give, recieve or both...?Mmmmm.....Both!

5. Last time you had sex...?exactly one week ago

6. If I took you out for dinner, would I get laid...?now that would depend on you Gunner....would you be seducing me?

7. Are your panties wet yet...?Why, yes they are!

8. Use one word to describe me...?
Studmuffin

Ok Gunner, I seem to recall you compiling information in the past as well....so when do we see the results of your research?

 

[H'venlee]

All ladies that visit this thread today are required to fill out the Sextionary Questionaire. This information will be compiled into high tech data, and used for research purposes only Let's hear it ladies.

Thank you for your participation, this is valuable data I am collecting!!

Well...if I must...then I must!

1. Favorite Sexual Position...? Missionary...no....really....I love to see a man at work...or play

2. Have you ever had an encounter with another woman...? no

3. Ever been to a topless/bottomless club or bar....? [no...darn...this sounds like I lead I really sheltered life

4. Oral, like to give, recieve or both...?Love to give...even swallow, because otherwise it is just a waste...and love to get...if done right

5. Last time you had sex...?um....last week....

6. If I took you out for dinner, would I get laid...? Depends on if you wanted to

7. Are your panties wet yet...? Not yet, but that can always change!

8. Use one word to describe me...? Scrumptious

Hope this helps!

 

[Linedrive]

Bump this survey up

All ladies that visit this thread today are required to fill out the Sextionary Questionaire. This information will be compiled into high tech data, and used for research purposes only Let's hear it ladies.

1. Favorite Sexual Position...?
2. Have you ever had an encounter with another woman...?
3. Ever been to a topless/bottomless club or bar....?
4. Oral, like to give, recieve or both...?
5. Last time you had sex...?
6. If I took you out for dinner, would I get laid...?
7. Are your panties wet yet...?
8. Use one word to describe me...?

Thank you for your participation, this is valuable data I am collecting!!

I need 2 more ladies to answer today's sextionary survey, then I can compile the data and complete my research. I'll post my findings tomorrow

 

[Freya]

All ladies that visit this thread today are required to fill out the Sextionary Questionaire. This information will be compiled into high tech data, and used for research purposes only Let's hear it ladies.

1. Favorite Sexual Position...? On top or doggy style
2. Have you ever had an encounter with another woman...? Yes, once
3. Ever been to a topless/bottomless club or bar....? Yes
4. Oral, like to give, recieve or both...? Both
5. Last time you had sex...? *cries* 2 1/2 weeks ago
6. If I took you out for dinner, would I get laid...? You? Absolutely!
7. Are your panties wet yet...? Always!
8. Use one word to describe me...? Sexpot

Thank you for your participation, this is valuable data I am collecting!!

 

[Lilly4]

Questions.

I was going to answer Gunny - honest. But I got stumped on #1.
I agree with Kallima - some of these are trick questions.

 

[Linedrive]

Re: Questions.

Thank you for your participation Freya, as a door prize you have won a one year subscription to the jelly of the month club. September is Raspberry, October is blueberry, but November is Gunnerberry.

Lilly...Come on!! No tricks up my sleeve

 

[Freya]

Re: Re: Questions.

Thank you for your participation Freya, as a door prize you have won a one year subscription to the jelly of the month club. September is Raspberry, October is blueberry, but November is Gunnerberry.

Lilly...Come on!! No tricks up my sleeve

I'll wait til November and have 12 months worth please!

 

[Lilly4]

Questions

1. Favorite Sexual Position...haven't found one I don't like yet - that's cheating right? Ok - ankles on shoulders then

2. Have you ever had an encounter with another woman...? No - not my thing

3. Ever been to a topless/bottomless club or bar....? Once - fake tits can give a real girl a complex lol

4. Oral, like to give, recieve or both...? Both- frequently

5. Last time you had sex...? - 5:00 this evening

6. If I took you out for dinner, would I get laid...? I don't know - I agree with Kamilla again - what I do is not dependent on someones ability to feed me (or buy me gifts, or whatever) Besides if we met in r/l you might not want to.

7. Are your panties wet yet...? Yes, but not because of the questionaire : ( I'm on MSN with a friend and well....

8. Use one word to describe me...? Fun

 

[Suzi]

Survey Said!

1. Favorite Sexual Position...doggie
2. Have you ever had an encounter with another woman...yes
3. Ever been to a topless/bottomless club or bar....no
4. Oral, like to give, receive or both...both
5. Last time you had sex...Saturday
6. If I took you out for dinner, would I get laid...only if airborne gets some first *smiles*
7. Are your panties wet yet...what panties?
8. Use one word to describe me...gigolo


Of course...there is SO much more to KNOW about me Gunner!

 

[Linedrive]

I would like to thank Kallima, Angel of Sex, Jewelz, Fiesty, H'venlee, Freya, Lilly and Suzi for participating in the Sextionary Questionaire.

Before I publish my findings, let me reiterate how important the compiling of this data is, we are breaking down walls here. I inputed all of the data recieved into my harddrive, and the results are posted below.

1. Favorite Sexual Position
There were a wide variety of answers here, with doggie or the female on top being most prevelant. I have a personal fondness for doggie (insert your "typical man" joke here) , but being an ass man that is a given. Plus it gives you so many things that your hands can do.

2. Have you had an encounter with another woman
4 of the 8 have had an encounter, while 2 others indicate that they "haven't yet", leading me to believe they would in the right circumstances. Of the adult females that I know well enough, (ages 25 to 45), I would say that 50% of them have had sex with another female. One of the more common answers I hear is "Not yet", or "they are curious about it". My assessment is that alot of women don't do it, but fantasize about it or would be open to it under the right circumstances. I personally like the idea (insert your "typical man" joke here) , but only in the right circumstances, definately wouldn't look down on someone who didn't like it, and would never try to force the issue on a female I was dating or married to. I leave it up to them.

3. Ever been to a topless/bottomless bar
3 of the 8 have been, while the other 5 have not. We go once or twice a month, usually my wife, me and her girlfriend. The worst part is that it always makes for an expensive night, at $ 20 a dance and $ 5 a beer. This being said, we always have a good time and the sex afterwards is great, high charged. Obviously if you are not into women, this probably isn't your thing.

4. Oral, give or recieve
The unanimous choice here was both <--- imagine that

Oral sex is great, whether it's part of the foreplay or just the act in itself. The unexpected oral sex is always good, when the opportunity presents itself just getting on your knees and tearing your partners pants open.

5. The last time you had Sex
3 of the 8 had sex within the last 24 hours or so. A couple more within the last week, and a couple a little longer. The only opinion on this I have, is it's better to be not getting any, than getting something not worth the time. Anotherwords, the frequency is irrelevant, it's the quality of the work being performed.

6. If I took you to dinner would I get laid
I got 4 of the 8 answers that indicated "yes", a couple of other "it depends" and 1 backseat to Airborne. This question was asked in fun, so my opinion on it is non-existant.

7. Are your panties wet
5 of the 8 said "yes", 2 weren't wearing panties, and 1 said "no". Based on the data, my conclusion is that women with wet panties log onto lit.

8. Describe me with 1 word
A wide variety of answers and thankfully none of them were "asshole".


The following is the quick advice my computer printed out for each participant, along with suggestions.

Kallima...Leads an interesting sex life, and likes to have men at her mercy.

Angel of Sex...Angel is horny and loves to play in many forms.

Jewelz...Jewelz likes variety and spice in her sex life.

Fiesty...Sheltered , needs Gunner to fly in for the weekend

H'venlee...Loves good sex and pleasing her partner

Freya...Similar to Kallima, she likes to have men at her mercy

Lilly...Thinks Gunner is insane

Suzi...Needs to have a threesome with Airborne and Gunner

 

[Freya]

I would like to thank Kallima, Angel of Sex, Jewelz, Fiesty, H'venlee, Freya, Lilly and Suzi for participating in the Sextionary Questionaire.

Before I publish my findings, let me reiterate how important the compiling of this data is, we are breaking down walls here. I inputed all of the data recieved into my harddrive, and the results are posted below.

1. Favorite Sexual Position
There were a wide variety of answers here, with doggie or the female on top being most prevelant. I have a personal fondness for doggie (insert your "typical man" joke here) , but being an ass man that is a given. Plus it gives you so many things that your hands can do.

2. Have you had an encounter with another woman
4 of the 8 have had an encounter, while 2 others indicate that they "haven't yet", leading me to believe they would in the right circumstances. Of the adult females that I know well enough, (ages 25 to 45), I would say that 50% of them have had sex with another female. One of the more common answers I hear is "Not yet", or "they are curious about it". My assessment is that alot of women don't do it, but fantasize about it or would be open to it under the right circumstances. I personally like the idea (insert your "typical man" joke here) , but only in the right circumstances, definately wouldn't look down on someone who didn't like it, and would never try to force the issue on a female I was dating or married to. I leave it up to them.

3. Ever been to a topless/bottomless bar
3 of the 8 have been, while the other 5 have not. We go once or twice a month, usually my wife, me and her girlfriend. The worst part is that it always makes for an expensive night, at $ 20 a dance and $ 5 a beer. This being said, we always have a good time and the sex afterwards is great, high charged. Obviously if you are not into women, this probably isn't your thing.

4. Oral, give or recieve
The unanimous choice here was both <--- imagine that

Oral sex is great, whether it's part of the foreplay or just the act in itself. The unexpected oral sex is always good, when the opportunity presents itself just getting on your knees and tearing your partners pants open.

5. The last time you had Sex
3 of the 8 had sex within the last 24 hours or so. A couple more within the last week, and a couple a little longer. The only opinion on this I have, is it's better to be not getting any, than getting something not worth the time. Anotherwords, the frequency is irrelevant, it's the quality of the work being performed.

6. If I took you to dinner would I get laid
I got 4 of the 8 answers that indicated "yes", a couple of other "it depends" and 1 backseat to Airborne. This question was asked in fun, so my opinion on it is non-existant.

7. Are your panties wet
5 of the 8 said "yes", 2 weren't wearing panties, and 1 said "no". Based on the data, my conclusion is that women with wet panties log onto lit.

8. Describe me with 1 word
A wide variety of answers and thankfully none of them were "asshole".


The following is the quick advice my computer printed out for each participant, along with suggestions.

Kallima...Leads an interesting sex life, and likes to have men at her mercy.

Angel of Sex...Angel is horny and loves to play in many forms.

Jewelz...Jewelz likes variety and spice in her sex life.

Fiesty...Sheltered , needs Gunner to fly in for the weekend

H'venlee...Loves good sex and pleasing her partner

Freya...Similar to Kallima, she likes to have men at her mercy

Lilly...Thinks Gunner is insane

Suzi...Needs to have a threesome with Airborne and Gunner

LMAO!! Good job Gunner, on that intensive survey....you must have worked so hard on it.

 

[H'venlee]

Oh my Gunner. I think you have too much time on your hands.

Maybe I could give you something else to occupy those hands.

 

[Linedrive]

So I guess you can tell that today is my day off

 

[H'venlee]

Oooo...a day off!


Home alone??

 

[Jewelz]

Gunner, I adore you

thanks for the smiles this morning!!

 

[Suzi]

Oh My God!!!!

ROTFL!!! Why you little devil! *blushing*...gods help me if airborne takes this seriously...oops! forgot...he'll read this *tries to look innocent*

 

[Linedrive]

Re: Oh My God!!!!

ROTFL!!! Why you little devil! *blushing*...gods help me if airborne takes this seriously...oops! forgot...he'll read this *tries to look innocent*

Just let him know that my father is a 26 year veteran of the airforce and my great-uncle was in the 101st airborne and died in Normandy in 1944, so we hold the airborne in high regards.

 

[Linedrive]

Thanks Jewelz

H'venlee...well, not really alone <staring at 2 kids on my couch)

 

[Freya]

I think there's only one error in your results....Kallima and I like men at our mercy alright...but we especially like Gunner's at our mercy.