How-To Board Spotlight: Newbies!

[xxxjezabelle]

Yes, this is a silly thread. But it does have a purpose.

Okay, so all of you "regulars" have noticed there are quite a few newbies...and we're not talking trolls. Newbies who are actually serious about giving out their advice and support, who really do have something to say. This little how-to board has suddenly exploded with them, and this is a GOOD thing.

So, in borrowing a ploy from the wicked General Board, let's try this: A spotlight on those "newbies" who are quickly becoming a "regulars".

Y'all introduce yourselves! And answer some questions so we can get to know you a bit better. "Oldies" can answer to, as long as somebody posts new questions every so often. Fair enough? Okay. So...

I'll start with the questions:

1. What brought you to Lit?
I found this site on another general porn site...loved the stories and joined the boards the same day..

2. What is your favorite hobby? (other than Lit, of course, which rightfully should be everybody's favorite little hobby. )
I love to read...guess what my favorite reading material is..hehehe

3. What is your favorite quote?
like sassme I love disney pixar...mine is "OK Mr. Light Beer Prove it!"...Woddy to Buzz in Toy Story.

4. What is your weirdest claim to fame? (You know, the kind of thing your hometown would put on a road sign if only it weren't so...well...weird.)
I have a tongue that does fun tricks..

5. What is your favorite charitable cause? Why?
I think any cause that deals with Domestic Issues is good.

6. What do you drive?
A piece of crap car...

7. Describe your favorite place in the whole world.
Disney Land

8. What is your most wonderful accomplishment?
Being a single mom for 4 years..

9. Where did you come up with your Lit name?
I was looking at a magazine one day and this hot chick called herself Jezebelle...which sounded cool so I use it..

And last but not least (since this IS a porn board, technically)...

10. What is your favorite position?
For my favorite possition I have to say anything from behnd...I can't pick just one...they are all just too good...

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Welcome, new friends.

S.

 

[jaded_lily]

Ok, a few questions from moi:

What is your most distinguishable trait?

ummm well i like to think it's my eyes but most guys would tell you it's my boobs lol

If you had to give up the internet or alcohol, which would it be?

alcohol

What's your favorite way to dress when you're feeling fiesty?

feeling fiesty i would have to say nothing at all

What is it about midwestyankee?

don't know, never really had the chance to post with him lol

What enables you to "cut loose", stop thinking and just enjoy a moment as it happens?

not sure

What is the funniest thing that ever happened to you?

my husband i took 3 of the 5 kids for a little hike, i slipped, and fell on my ass, wasn't too funny to me but they thought it was hilarious

In hersixstrings neverending absence, do you think it would be OK to come up with a new object of desire? I would ofcourse still be the Prez of the new fan club. Well, maybe. Unless Mr. Strings returns within 24 hours, and then I'll have to devote myself to him. But don't fret. He is like a fly, he'll be here for a few seconds, flitting all around the room and then he's outta here again! I will be free to return to adoring our new Object of Desire.


Edited because I forgot a few!

What's under your bed?

junk

If you were an actor/actress, what type movies would we see you in?

comedy or drama

Are your fantasies centered around a certain someone you know, (partner, neighbor, etc.) or even as a stranger that you come across or someone on the web---or are they always some faceless nobody with something that is a trigger for you?

always about my husband

PS: What time does this board finally start jumping?

now that is anyone's guess!

 

[SweetSnaffle]

Well, my turn i guess. So far, from my posting, you should know i'm bushy down there, but thinking of painless pruning, and i'm on meds that stuff up my orgasmic capabilities.... other than that, i've been pretty quiet

1. What brought you to Lit?
I LOVE well-written erotica. It does far more for me than photos or the like. The forums were just a natural extension

2. What is your favorite hobby? (other than Lit, of course, which rightfully should be everybody's favorite little hobby. )
er, beading i think. jewellerymaking.
Closely followed by sleeping and horseriding I don't ride as much as i used to

3. What is your favorite quote?
Bugger

4. What is your weirdest claim to fame? (You know, the kind of thing your hometown would put on a road sign if only it weren't so...well...weird.)
I don't think i have one...?? I can sleep standing up, does that count?

5. What is your favorite charitable cause? Why?
CFS Society. I've had this since i was 13. I never had a 'teenage rebellious period' because i never had the engery. I didnt fishish HS for the same reason. And still, i get told that i'm faking it, that its not a real illness... well, nobody should ever be told they are faking such a horrible thing simply because science hasnt explained the physiological aspect of it to the general community. Its a sucky illness, i'd really like a cure... but if i can't have that, i'll settle for people not being so ignorant about it.

6. What do you drive?
2000 VS series 3 Holden Commodore Utility.White

7. Describe your favorite place in the whole world.
Its cold. I can see snow on a few peaks, but most are covered in low cloud. the grass is an olive green, and there are ghost gums up ahead. I am on a hill. below me is the farmstead, to the left, a large glass-like lake. There are large rocks, not quite boulders, but not easily moved. They are covered in alpine mosses.
I can hear horse hooves, and kookaburras, and i can see the odd rabbit skitting back to its burrow,.

8. What is your most wonderful accomplishment?
I'm still here. I had a few rough years, and i'm still here.
I got myself well enough to get almost all the way thru a VN certificate (Vet Tech for the US crowd) and i'm fighting to get well enough to finish it!

9. Where did you come up with your Lit name?
Its a type of horse bit. A 'sweet iron snaffle'. I like them, they apparently taste better than SS and they look very swish. Plus, it sounds cute and naughty!

And last but not least (since this IS a porn board, technically)...

10. What is your favorite position?
Doggy, with my head down low.


Well, there thats me

Nice to meet you all!

 

[BirdsWife]

Re: Re: Re: How-To Board Spotlight: Newbies!

OMG, your middle name is Groundhog?!?!

Well, I have been called an animal in bed before.....

 

[BlueSugar]

1. What brought you to Lit?
A site I used to frequent closed down and became a pay site, so i went looking for another, found Lit and never left.

2. What is your favorite hobby? (other than Lit, of course, which rightfully should be everybody's favorite little hobby. )
reading, kyacking, painting, cooking

3. What is your favorite quote?
"Either kill me or take me as I am because I'll be damned if I ever change" marquis de sade
(and the quotes in my sig line of course)

4. What is your weirdest claim to fame? (You know, the kind of thing your hometown would put on a road sign if only it weren't so...well...weird.)
I've had a nickname follow me around since I was in third grade, people that don't know me well even call me it, as well as people at work. They don't know why, and most of them haven't even asked me for the story. [It is Blue btw]

5. What is your favorite charitable cause? Why?
Society for Children and Families. Donates time and care to needy children and families in cities. I've been a volunteer for as long as I can remember.

6. What do you drive?
94 nissan altima

7. Describe your favorite place in the whole world.
Well, its kinda big, fit for a queen even. And its got comfy pillows and blankies, and sometimes theres alot of satin on it an an an when I have company its always more fun to be ... in my bed!

8. What is your most wonderful accomplishment?
Raising over $100,000 by being an active protester and volunteer to above charity, and being awarded and remembered as part of a 10 person team when I was in high school.

9. Where did you come up with your Lit name?
It was an old screen name I had. Favorite color/nickname and I love the movie empire records (and the song Sugar High by cyote shivers) thus Blue Sugar was born.

And last but not least (since this IS a porn board, technically)...

10. What is your favorite position?
I love to be on my hands and knees. In more control then alot of other positions truthfully... thus I can also have absolutely no control which is what I love about it, besides being so primal feeling ...

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1. In what year did you lose your virginity?

2. Top 3 favorite sectons of Lit stories you like to read?

3. Whats for dinner tonight?

4. What would you do if you were the opposite sex for a day?

5. Favorite junk food?

6. Favorite band/musician/group?

7. Last book you read? good/bad?

8. If you were an animal, what would you be? why?

9. Chicken or the egg? why?

10. What are 3 things you couldn't possibly live with out? (we'll assume Lit is the 4th )

 

[xxxjezabelle]

1. In what year did you lose your virginity?
1990...which seems like forever ago

2. Top 3 favorite sectons of Lit stories you like to read?
1)group sex 2)erotic couplings 3)Loving Wives

3. Whats for dinner tonight?
BBQ Chicken

4. What would you do if you were the opposite sex for a day?
A woman...to feel what a man feels when he enters a woman..that would be nice.

5. Favorite junk food?
Pop corn

6. Favorite band/musician/group?
Gretchen Wilson

7. Last book you read? good/bad?
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.

8. If you were an animal, what would you be? why?
I think I would be a bitch..hehehe

9. Chicken or the egg? why?
you had to have the chicken first, how else would the egg hatch?

10. What are 3 things you couldn't possibly live with out? (we'll assume Lit is the 4th
1) caffeine 2) sex 3) chocolate

 

[jaded_lily]

1. In what year did you lose your virginity? 96

2. Top 3 favorite sectons of Lit stories you like to read? ummmm erotic couples, the lesbian and the group stories

3. Whats for dinner tonight? sausage

4. What would you do if you were the opposite sex for a day? pee standing up lol

5. Favorite junk food? those new caramel ho-hos

6. Favorite band/musician/group? nickelback

7. Last book you read? good/bad? i'm in the middle of reading the Da Vinci Code

8. If you were an animal, what would you be? why? Tiger, because they are graceful and powerful

9. Chicken or the egg? why? chicken - not sure why

10. What are 3 things you couldn't possibly live with out? (we'll assume Lit is the 4th ) computer, books, and cross-stitch

 

[Beloved0903]

I've always been a lurker in the How-To forum but this looked like fun and motivated me to register. Here is my inaugural post:


1. What brought you to Lit?

A friend directed me to the stories and the boards were a natural progression.


2. What is your favorite hobby? (other than Lit, of course, which rightfully should be everybody's favorite little hobby. )

Reading anything and everything, some things twice if I like them.


3. What is your favorite quote?

Currently one from my mother: "Because I'm the mommy and I said so"



4. What is your weirdest claim to fame? (You know, the kind of thing your hometown would put on a road sign if only it weren't so...well...weird.)

I was crowned "Queen of Color Coding" in my dorm in college due to my obsessive organization skills. I even got a real crown.


5. What is your favorite charitable cause? Why?

I try to use my meager contributions locally.


6. What do you drive?

Not what I would like.


7. Describe your favorite place in the whole world.

The interior of a great book.


8. What is your most wonderful accomplishment?

Raising compassionate and thoughful children.


9. Where did you come up with your Lit name?

It was inspired by someone special.


And last but not least (since this IS a porn board, technically)...

10. What is your favorite position?

Any and all that allow me to see the joy in my beloved's eyes.


And the second set:


What is your most distinguishable trait?

My inability to develop a poker face. You can read me just by looking at me.


If you had to give up the internet or alcohol, which would it be?

Alcohol without a doubt.


What's your favorite way to dress when you're feeling fiesty?

I prefer a state of undress.


What is it about midwestyankee?

I agree with the previous post about brains and sex appeal, but there is so much more. When he speaks to me I get butterflies, the sound of his voice turns my insides to mush, when he looks at me I melt, his kisses take me to the outer reaches of heaven, to be the object of his desire completes me, to be surrounded by his love brings me joy and contentment. Yes, there is just something about that midwestyankee.


What enables you to "cut loose", stop thinking and just enjoy a moment as it happens?

Trust and comfort.


What is the funniest thing that ever happened to you?

I'm drawing a blank on this one.


What's under your bed?

Dust bunnies, but don't tell my mother.


If you were an actor/actress, what type movies would we see you in?

I'd do voiceovers in cartoons.


Are your fantasies centered around a certain someone you know, (partner, neighbor, etc.) or even as a stranger that you come across or someone on the web---or are they always some faceless nobody with something that is a trigger for you?

All of my fantasies revolve around one special person.

***

Welcome, new friends.

Thanks for the welcome.

 

[sheath]

Ok, a few questions from moi:

What is your most distinguishable trait?

My hair. It's a deep, flaming red.

If you had to give up the internet or alcohol, which would it be?

Alcohol. Definitely.

What's your favorite way to dress when you're feeling fiesty?

Mmmmm...in a little sundress that is just THAT much too short.

What is it about midwestyankee?

There is a whole fucking LIST, but at the top is the sense of humor. It's sexy as hell.

What enables you to "cut loose", stop thinking and just enjoy a moment as it happens?

Absolute, rock-solid trust in the person I am with. Knowing I have complete acceptance from him...it makes me willing to do anything. At all.

What is the funniest thing that ever happened to you?

Funniest? Ummm. I once backed a tour bus over a Honda Prelude. Well, I didn't think it was funny, but everybody else thought it was hilarious. It didn't help that the Prelude was MINE, dammit!

In hersixstrings neverending absence, do you think it would be OK to come up with a new object of desire?

Maybe for you, but the man would get all possessive as hell if I tried that.

What's under your bed?

I actually had to go look...A small box of sex toys...a pillow that fell down there at some point over the last few days...a discarded, half-full bottle of spring water...and a t-shirt that was hastily discarded before sex...

If you were an actor/actress, what type movies would we see you in?

Quirky dramas, dark comedies.

Are your fantasies centered around a certain someone you know, (partner, neighbor, etc.) or even as a stranger that you come across or someone on the web---or are they always some faceless nobody with something that is a trigger for you?

My fantasies focus on three people. They know who they are. Occasionally another one or two slips in, but only in voyeur mode.

PS: What time does this board finally start jumping?

It's jumping all the time, sweetness. Just at a nice, slow, 'sitting on the porch swing with friends' kind of pace.

S.

 

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[cecelia]

What is your most distinguishable trait?

My hair, too. It's also red but no longer flames.

If you had to give up the internet or alcohol, which would it be?

Alcohol.

What's your favorite way to dress when you're feeling fiesty?

Garter belt or lace topped thigh-highs. Period.

What is it about midwestyankee?

Don't know him that well. Yet.

What enables you to "cut loose", stop thinking and just enjoy a moment as it happens?

Trust (which is hard for me) or totally not giving a shit.

What is the funniest thing that ever happened to you?

Walking in on my brother-in-law while he was seated on the porcelain throne. Funny for me - not funny for him.

In hersixstrings neverending absence, do you think it would be OK to come up with a new object of desire?

Ooooh, I don't know.... Maybe if HE picked his replacement - uh, TEMPORARY replacement.

What's under your bed?

Lord, I had to look. Found a box of altoids and tube of KY. (Glad I looked)

If you were an actor/actress, what type movies would we see you in?

Diane Keaton-type roles.

Are your fantasies centered around a certain someone you know, (partner, neighbor, etc.) or even as a stranger that you come across or someone on the web---or are they always some faceless nobody with something that is a trigger for you?

Usually someone I know but not all that well.

PS: What time does this board finally start jumping?

I think it jumps pretty well.





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[intrigued]

My, my. Intrigued. I had to be alerted via PM that my sweet intrigued is willing to look elsewhere. I promise not to be hurt if you let me watch.



What is your most distinguishable trait?

Sorry I have to plead 'no comment' on that one.

If you had to give up the internet or alcohol, which would it be?

Internet.

What's your favorite way to dress when you're feeling fiesty?

To not dress at all.

What is it about midwestyankee?

From a male point of view: Women love strength of all kinds.

What enables you to "cut loose", stop thinking and just enjoy a moment as it happens?

Other than whisky? Commitment.

What is the funniest thing that ever happened to you?

I could go to prison if I answered that!

In hersixstrings neverending absence, do you think it would be OK to come up with a new object of desire? I would ofcourse still be the Prez of the new fan club. Well, maybe. Unless Mr. Strings returns within 24 hours, and then I'll have to devote myself to him. But don't fret. He is like a fly, he'll be here for a few seconds, flitting all around the room and then he's outta here again! I will be free to return to adoring our new Object of Desire.


You are right. I logged on because sheath told me I needed to hold down the fort. Once I post this one I am going back to work I should have been doing all morning!

Edited because I forgot a few!

What's under your bed?

Drawers. Filled with clothes.

If you were an actor/actress, what type movies would we see you in?

Nutty comedy.

Are your fantasies centered around a certain someone you know, (partner, neighbor, etc.) or even as a stranger that you come across or someone on the web---or are they always some faceless nobody with something that is a trigger for you?

Various strangers but usually a certain redhead is involved.

PS: What time does this board finally start jumping?

It does?

Intrigued, be good while I'm gone, sweetie.

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

 

[intrigued]

Do we need more questions? Damn, I love questions!

 

[midwestyankee]

Re: Re: How-To Board Spotlight: Newbies!

What is it about midwestyankee?

I agree with the previous post about brains and sex appeal, but there is so much more. When he speaks to me I get butterflies, the sound of his voice turns my insides to mush, when he looks at me I melt, his kisses take me to the outer reaches of heaven, to be the object of his desire completes me, to be surrounded by his love brings me joy and contentment. Yes, there is just something about that midwestyankee.


Are your fantasies centered around a certain someone you know, (partner, neighbor, etc.) or even as a stranger that you come across or someone on the web---or are they always some faceless nobody with something that is a trigger for you?

All of my fantasies revolve around one special person.

***

Welcome, new friends.

Thanks for the welcome.

Well, folks, now you can see where that veil of steam comes from.

Sweetheart, it will take me two forevers to tell you everything that's in my heart. I hope you've got the time.

 

[intrigued]

Yes. I am here.
Feel free to bow before me if you like. LOL

I am here quite often. I just lurk most of the time. I like to see who my ladies are flirting with from day to day.

*#$!*#!!!!

Damn, you said you were leaving! Fuck, you play me like a sixstring, sir!

Hell, I'm bowing, kneeling, and so many things I'm thinking it's best I not say.

Umm, will you kindly please disregard the latter part of my post above this one?

 

[intrigued]

uh, oh. I definetly need to rethink things.

 

[midwestyankee]

What is it about midwestyankee?

There is a whole fucking LIST, but at the top is the sense of humor. It's sexy as hell.

What is the funniest thing that ever happened to you?

Funniest? Ummm. I once backed a tour bus over a Honda Prelude. Well, I didn't think it was funny, but everybody else thought it was hilarious. It didn't help that the Prelude was MINE, dammit!

S.

Sheath, my friend, thanks.

Now, as for this act of cruelty to Hondas..... you do know that Preludes have been known to come back to life as raccoons, right?

 

[Beloved0903]

Re: Re: Re: How-To Board Spotlight: Newbies!

Well, folks, now you can see where that veil of steam comes from.

Sweetheart, it will take me two forevers to tell you everything that's in my heart. I hope you've got the time.

 

[Beloved0903]

uh, oh. I definetly need to rethink things.

Unless I'm being presumptious in reading this, I'd second that nomination.......he certainly is the object of my desires

 

[GratefulFred]

Newbee...Doobee...Doobee

1. What brought you to Lit? Well that joint I had in my hand was begging for a light so I "lit" it.

2. What is your favorite hobby? Fantasy Trading Sex Slaves

3. What is your favorite quote? The future cannot be predicted...it can only be invented.

4. What is your weirdest claim to fame? Writing a kick ass rock opera

5. What is your favorite charitable cause? Why? Sperm donations to willing female mouths; Because I feel protein is so important in a hot female's diet.

6. What do you drive? Honda Hybrid

7. Describe your favorite place in the whole world. North Tel Aviv

8. What is your most wonderful accomplishment? Wife, daughter, two mistresses on the side...the usual.

9. Where did you come up with your Lit name? Put "GratefulFred" up on movie markee in 11th grade. Got it down without getting busted and losing my big minimum wage job.

10. What is your favorite position? 69 is the lovliest number that I've ever seen...

Some of my stories...

Chicken Nugget Conspiracy
http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=155314

My Big Fat Pornographic Wedding
http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=154569

The Incredible Shrinking Dude
http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=154572

Hello fellow newbees

 

[Metal_Monkey]

-What is your most distinguishable trait?
I choke on water at least once daily ever since I started using a cup.

-If you had to give up the internet or alcohol, which would it be?
Alcohol.

-What's your favorite way to dress when you're feeling fiesty?
In black, a little shear...

-What is it about midwestyankee?
Heloooo. He's a yankee. (So am I.)

-What enables you to "cut loose", stop thinking and just enjoy a moment as it happens?
Alcohol. A packed dance floor. Good friends.

-What is the funniest thing that ever happened to you?
I foget.

-In hersixstrings neverending absence, do you think it would be OK to come up with a new object of desire?
I'll leave those decisions to the rest of you.

-What's under your bed?
Shoes, a storage box filled with CDs and my b&w photographs, stacks of erotica, dust bunnies, a suitcase.

-If you were an actor/actress, what type movies would we see you in?
Non-mainstream drama or action; I'll play the bad guy! (Bad girl.)

-Are your fantasies centered around a certain someone you know, (partner, neighbor, etc.) or even as a stranger that you come across or someone on the web---or are they always some faceless nobody with something that is a trigger for you?
I use erotica as my springboard and fantasize about what's being done, rather than who is doing it.

-What time does this board finally start jumping?
You need to watch very carefully...

1. In what year did you lose your virginity?
Which one.

2. Top 3 favorite sectons of Lit stories you like to read?
Erotic Couplings, Group Sex, "New"

3. Whats for dinner tonight?
Dunno, but I have a BBQ date.

4. What would you do if you were the opposite sex for a day?
That would be soooo fun. I'd pee standing up, see what it's like to wank off, and check out the men's urinals to see what the stink is all about (literally).

5. Favorite junk food?
Chocolate and ice cream in that order.

6. Favorite band/musician/group?
Modest Mouse, BT, Hybrid, Morcheeba

7. Last book you read? good/bad?
I read Enchantment by Orson Scott Card. It was really good. Currently reading Dracula by Bram Stoker. It's not bad considering it's OLD.

8. If you were an animal, what would you be? why?
Dogs generally have good lives. I'd switch places with my cocker spaniel, sure. On the other hand, cats seem better equipped to handle life. I'd be a jungle cat.

9. Chicken or the egg? why?
Egg. Chickens come from somewhere.

10. What are 3 things you couldn't possibly live with out?
Sunlight. Books. Blank paper (archival, preferably).

 

[Saint inda City]

1. What brought you to Lit?

used to read the great stories here.... when i thought to seek out a Forum, i figured this place might have one.


2. What is your favorite hobby? (other than Lit, of course, which rightfully should be everybody's favorite little hobby. )

MUSIC. listening or playing.


3. What is your favorite quote?

"writing about music is like dancing about architecture."
(unattributed, some claim it's Zappa, many others have had this attributed to them... still a mystery. some clown has a whole website about it.)




4. What is your weirdest claim to fame? (You know, the kind of thing your hometown would put on a road sign if only it weren't so...well...weird.)

I served hummus to Crispin Glover and i share a birthday with both Sean Penn AND Robert DeNiro.



5. What is your favorite charitable cause? Why?

i like the ones for more art and music in our schools... not as important as aids and cancer research, but still important and unfairly neglected.



6. What do you drive?

'94 dodge intrepid with 122k miles on it.


7. Describe your favorite place in the whole world.

let's see.... in bed, i love falling asleep, sleeping in, and whatever action may take place there while i'm awake.


8. What is your most wonderful accomplishment?

getting thru these questions.... and/or, some of the music i've been apart of creating/recording.


9. Where did you come up with your Lit name?

i'm a big Bruce fan, and "It's Hard to be a Saint in the City" is one of my favorite songs. crappy name though, i admit.


And last but not least (since this IS a porn board, technically)...

10. What is your favorite position?

jeez... gotta love doggy for sure, but her on top is great too.