HOW TO: having sex with a Republican

[Lavared]

And any good Republican knows that nothing compensates for a small penis quite like a super low gas mileage Hummer 3 or any brand of Chevy truck on really really big tires...

Ahem... men with small penises usually drive sports cars.

 

[jussforfun]

Of Course the easiest way to lure those Leftist Liberal LuLu's would be to cover the bed with social security checks, then have Jesse Jackson wander through with his ass stuffed in a rubber, cuz y'all have to share right? then make sure you have a free lunch on the table, oh oh oh and dont forget a portrait of Micky Moore above the bed right next to Stewart Smalley, I mean um Al Franken, actually you could just have Franken sitting dealing out instructions now that he managed to Bankrupt Air America the answer to the Right Wing dominance of the airwaves! LMFAO over that one, what a shame that spewing hate 24/7 didn't work out for them! probably the result of another right wing conspiricy! oh and dont even think about a trailer, a good dem wouldn't be caught dead in a trailer, not when there's a free condo available!
Then you'd have to make sure you have at least a months worth of food stamps for them cuz they aint doin nuttin for free seeing as how those Republican bastard business owners that provide jobs for the robotic half brained democrat gimme's, dont ever pay enough while they sit in their $1000.00 suits. Then be careful once finished and on your way out cuz yer likely to stumble over the throng of kids sitting on the stoop since the dems have now made it "OK" to not succeed in school, anyway enough is enough I should probably stop this nonsence now since the stock market is open and I have more pillaging to do.... Come on Google! make daddy some more money...........

 

[Le Jacquelope]

~ another unsolicited acknowledgement ~

LT, I meant to addendum something once and got lost in my own bs I suppose, but doesn't it strike you, or anyone else, that it's odd the U.S. boasts of being a "democracy", while our fundamental eco-structure is a battle of the republicans against the democrats? This rings a tone of some form of self-abuse, and yet attracts the indig-nations of those herein the states and abroad, at least in a sort of George Lucas good-vs-bad sense. Wonder if Luke had problem's getting into the "Who's Your Daddy" adult series. G'night and I'm off to dreams that will probably make small one's scream, poor things.

The US is now a corporate fiefdom, really.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

In the ps2 game "Destroy all humans", one of the guys says (when you brain probe him), "the two sexiest words in the english language are stocks and bonds." LOL!!!

There was also that Match.com commercial with the guys running around with the sign "trust fund baby" on their backs. That's Republicans... big time.

 

[MechaBlade]

lookin through old threads... this deserved a bump

 

[~hellbaby~]

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