How To Seduce A Lit-Man

[Wild_Honey_66]

How To Seduce Your Typical Lit-Man In One Easy Step

Step One: post your tits.

yw

 

[sweetnsourbunny]

Post anything, really. You'll be flooded.

 

[writerperson]

.....

 

[beachbaby179]

How To Seduce Your Typical Lit-Man In One Easy Step

Step One: post your tits.

yw

You don't even have to post them - just tell them you have some!

 

[sweetnsourbunny]

Show up naked.

Bring beer.

 

[DarkSimian]

Show up naked.

Bring beer.

^^^^^ this

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

No no no, that's not what this thread is about.

This thread is about the real Lit-Men, the ones worth seducing.

You ladies know what I'm talking about, hm?










Because DayMaker

 

[rayhorndog802]

Show up naked.

Bring beer.

noted...

 

[SassySheDevil]

Um... say Hi. lol

 

[DayMaker]

These will get you a Lit-Male....but how do you snag a man?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Post anything, really. You'll be flooded.

yep!

You don't even have to post them - just tell them you have some!

HA!

Show up naked.

Bring beer.

Pretty much

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

There's only one guaranteed way and that's sending them this picture of a handsome gorilla:

Banned for cross-posting!

 

[DarkSimian]

No no no, that's not what this thread is about.

This thread is about the real Lit-Men, the ones worth seducing.

You ladies know what I'm talking about, hm?




Because DayMaker

oh crap.......3X out!

 

[PeteHulbert37]

Show me your brain just doesn't have a nice ring to it.

 

[writerperson]

.....

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Um... say Hi. lol

Good start!

These will get you a Lit-Male....but how do you snag a man?

Excellent point! Working on it.

 

[suckonsimon]

Give us just a few more hints, Honey. Just what kind of guy do you have in mind, in er ... , when you say, "real Lit-Men"?

 

[Jaime_H]

Are men really that shallow????

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

show up breathing and bring your inhaler in case that stops..

 

[DayMaker]

Show me your brain just doesn't have a nice ring to it.

I beg to disagree - Brains are uber sexy on men or women. Even sexier when they know how to use them...

 

[DayMaker]

Is it ok if one is still practicing to use his?

Practice makes perfect.

The mind needs exercising as much as the libido.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Ouch...wow!!!
As a man I will not stand around and be insulted this way. This is unacceptable!

(Did I sound authentic there?)

You sounded flouncy.

oh crap.......3X out!

Silly muppet.

Show me your brain just doesn't have a nice ring to it.

Thank you, Ricky. But tits are okay too?

It's not my fault that handsome gorillas happened to be the answer to both questions.

Ladies, this one appears to be worth a look. Too young for me, but maybe someone else would like to put him through his paces?

 

[PeteHulbert37]

I beg to disagree - Brains are uber sexy on men or women. Even sexier when they know how to use them...

You completely lost me?!?!?

 

[sweetnsourbunny]

"Brain and brain? What is brain?"

 

[PeteHulbert37]

Practice makes perfect.

The mind needs exercising as much as the libido.

I have a work out in mind for you!



See what I did there!