Let me tell you your future...

[bronzeage]

Lol, I really didn't!

I thought there'd be a couple of people telling me that I'm an idiot, some folks asking me if I knew Mystic Meg, and maybe 2 people asking me to PM them answers cos they didn't want anyone to know they were curious.

Shows how rubbish my precognition skills are!

Gypsywitch used to do this and lots of people requested readings. Even a defective and misleading look into the future is better than none at all.

 

[firespin]

Maybe you just didn't realize how desperate the lot of us are

just shows how needy and desperate for answers we all are

It makes it easier not to worry about bad cholesterol if you know you're going to be shot by a jealous lover.

 

[cruelgirl]

... defective and misleading

gee...some one has been peeking at me again.

 

[Garnate]

*signs up before list gets rediculous*

 

[Recidiva]

Sure. I miss Fallingtofly's readings.

Thank you

 

[Recidiva]

Gypsywitch used to do this and lots of people requested readings. Even a defective and misleading look into the future is better than none at all.

Oh, that's not true.

Defective and misleading looks into the future are cause LOTS of trouble.

Except that's as true of misapplied logic and precedent as it is of divination.

 

[bronzeage]

Oh, that's not true.

Defective and misleading looks into the future are cause LOTS of trouble.

Except that's as true of misapplied logic and precedent as it is of divination.

I knew you were going to say that.

 

[Recidiva]

I knew you were going to say that.

I knew you were lying.

 

[PublicAffection]

*stands in line*

Just don't tell me I'm going to die.

 

[Recidiva]

*stands in line*

Just don't tell me I'm going to die.

Oh.

Well.

You are. Sorry.

 

[Honey123]

Please.. I'd love to see what the future holds

 

[PublicAffection]

Oh.

Well.

You are. Sorry.

Well deep down I know that already. I'm looking for some NEW information. Lol!

 

[firespin]

*stands in line*

Just don't tell me I'm going to die.

You're not going to die.

I see a wedding in your future though. So you may wish for death before its all over. I understand planning a wedding can be stressful.

 

[PublicAffection]

You're not going to die.

I see a wedding in your future though. So you may wish for death before its all over. I understand planning a wedding can be stressful.

OMG that's amazing! There IS a wedding in my future! 76 days away... it's going to be awesome. As long as I don't stab the florest with the cake-knife. God, she's a bitch.

 

[honeypot104]

do me, please?

Your Cards
Top Line = The Road; The Whip; The Book
Middle Line = The Fish; The Clover; The Flowers
Bottom Line = The Tree; The Ship; The Moon

All cards previously described.

Phrases
Left column = change in direction. I would say career, given the presence of the fish. The tree indicates both that time to reflect on these changes and your wisdom in handling the situation will win the day.
Bottom line - lovely combination suggesting growth and development, perhaps along with expanding horizons (ship = travel). The moon is the deliverer of gentle beauty. All will be well.
Fish + Ship = very positive financials.
Clover+ Flowers+Ship+Moon = really strong positive messaging.
Right Column - things are still being uncovered/revealed. It'll be great though - lots of happiness and well being.
Top Line = change of direction/life's path. Some strife around that. Research still to be done. May be aligned with books/writing/publishing.

Interpretation.
I wish I got these cards! Lovely, lovely messages - happiness, good fortune, growth. Things are still developing, and I'd say the whip indicates a period of tension while they do, but with the Clover (happiness and luck) touching all the cards, it will all come good in the end. The road and ship might indicate some travel, but the general sense I get from them is change, with incredibly positive outcomes. Do your homework, think things through, trust yourself.

 

[Recidiva]

Well deep down I know that already. I'm looking for some NEW information. Lol!

Oh. Okay. Whew!

 

[honeypot104]

ooooh will do me please!

I'm sorry that you had to wait so long!

Your cards
Top Line = The Star; The Letter; The Owl
Middle Line = The Whip; The Garden; The Dog
Bottom Line = The Book; The Heart; The Sun

Descriptions not yet provided
The Heart = love (duh); a happy card; if supported by positive cards indicates good omens in your personal life.

Phrasing
The Star as your first card (the "you" card) is wonderful. Suggests wishes coming true, is an omen for a lasting bright future, and specifically in this position that you are a nice person and wish well on others.
Top Line - good news on the way, but there's some nervousness or anxiety around it.
Middle Column - I would say an invitation, either of a romantic nature, or which will lead to a romantic encounter.
Bottom Line - this suggests that the love is yet to be revealed, but the sun would lead me to think that when it is, it will be amazing.
Left column - there are still things to be uncovered, research to be done. Expect some trouble and strife around it, but the presence of the star suggests that when all is out, it will be wonderful.

Interpretation.
Errr...shot in the dark time (this will be great if you're single). Love is heading your way. It could be someone introduced to you by a friend, or a friend who you currently don't see in a romantic way (the book indicates the unknown). You're going to get an invitation to an event...go! There will be some anxiety, nervousness, strife, but with the sun, heart and star, you absolutely can't go wrong.

Now, if you're happily attached...pass it on to one of your single friends. The book means you need to research which friend to pass it to. (How's that for a save?).

 

[where]

I'm sorry that you had to wait so long!

Your cards
Top Line = The Star; The Letter; The Owl
Middle Line = The Whip; The Garden; The Dog
Bottom Line = The Book; The Heart; The Sun

Descriptions not yet provided
The Heart = love (duh); a happy card; if supported by positive cards indicates good omens in your personal life.

Phrasing
The Star as your first card (the "you" card) is wonderful. Suggests wishes coming true, is an omen for a lasting bright future, and specifically in this position that you are a nice person and wish well on others.
Top Line - good news on the way, but there's some nervousness or anxiety around it.
Middle Column - I would say an invitation, either of a romantic nature, or which will lead to a romantic encounter.
Bottom Line - this suggests that the love is yet to be revealed, but the sun would lead me to think that when it is, it will be amazing.
Left column - there are still things to be uncovered, research to be done. Expect some trouble and strife around it, but the presence of the star suggests that when all is out, it will be wonderful.

Interpretation.
Errr...shot in the dark time (this will be great if you're single). Love is heading your way. It could be someone introduced to you by a friend, or a friend who you currently don't see in a romantic way (the book indicates the unknown). You're going to get an invitation to an event...go! There will be some anxiety, nervousness, strife, but with the sun, heart and star, you absolutely can't go wrong.

Now, if you're happily attached...pass it on to one of your single friends. The book means you need to research which friend to pass it to. (How's that for a save?).

Wow! Thank you

I turn down every invitation to go somewhere I get. The next time I'll accept (I don't often get them now because I always say no!)

I'm hoping that things are on the up and this is true!

Thank you again!

 

[honeypot104]

Wow! Thank you

I turn down every invitation to go somewhere I get. The next time I'll accept (I don't often get them now because I always say no!)

I'm hoping that things are on the up and this is true!

Thank you again!

My pleasure. I hope its true too.

 

[honeypot104]

seems interesting if you have time could you add me to the list.

Your Cards
Top Line - The Book; The Mouse; The Sun
Middle Line - The Flowers; The Snake; The Tower
Bottom Line - The Scyth; The Dog; The Ship

All cards previously described.

Phrases
RIght column - a journey you are destined to take, very positive outcome.
Left column - things yet to be revealed. There will be a sharp break, but much happiness.
Bottom Line - a sharp break, perhaps with a friend, but it will move things on in a positive way.
Middle column - suggests a friend undermining you or not being upfront with you.

Interpretation
The sun and flowers are both really positive cards, and significantly lessen the negative impact of the mouse and snake. As well as being a card of travel, the ship is also a card of movement. In combination with the scyth, I'm thinking there's going to be a shakeup. The sun and flowers suggest all will be well, and the tower that this is something that has to happen, even though it might be tough to be in the moment.

 

[blueyz22]

If you have the time I would love a reading.

(Seems you'll be busy today!

 

[Avery_Chisholm]

I have a set of fortune cards (like tarot cards, but easier) gathering dust. Time to break them out.

What you'll get: A basic card spread; a brief explanation of each card; how they "phrase"; a basic interpretation.

Why: Cos it's fun and I miss doing it for people.

Warning: I'm usually wrong! (although when I'm right, I'm *really* right)

Description
The Garden = social events, matters of the heart; restful. A positive card.
The Tree = growth, becoming stronger, wisdom. A postive card.
The Mouse = also known as the robber mouse...something being eaten away or eroded (such as money)
The Ship = a card of movement; significant travel; wealth (ship coming in).
The Mountain = something really big; overseas connection.
The Clover = one of the luckiest and happiest cards; overcoming difficulties
The Whip =quarrels; strife
The Woman = someone important to the situation - represents an individual.
The Owl = fears and alarms; gossip.
Tower = something from the past; long life; considered one of the occult cards
Moon = card of beauty and luck; good fortune; good health; softens the effect of any negative cards.
Cross = card of destiny; trust in yourself and your instincts; your road is in the hands of the gods.
The Man = repesentative of an individual.
Rider = news arriving - nearly always good; card of movement;
The Road = a new path, a new direction that you have just started to take; always indicates something new and points to change;
The Clouds = metaphoically, a phase of stormy weather; clear thought and determination to win through are key; your thinking on the matter will influence things significantly.
The Dog = A friend or friendships.
The Anchor = Staying put; card of stability; security
The Flowers = happiness; a return to happiness after a long period of unhappiness; very encouraging
The Sun = a wonderful card; positive cards; amerliorates all other cards; bestows simple blessings.
The Key = Success; something or someone is the clue to a situation; an occult card suggesting a sense of destiny or someone with spiritual guidance.
The Fish = Good fortune, sound finances; activity in business and with cash.
The Letter = news arriving, typically good; may represent a contract or invitation.
The Child = always positive, the card of children; may represent your won children (f you have them) or a childlike state; omen of happiness.
The Snake = may indicate deceit from someone close; could represent someone charming but unreliable; a tricky card to navigate - silence is golden.
The Stork = card of movement; stagnant matters will be stirred up and start to be resolved; the stork always moves things on; an important event.
The Star = always connected with wishes; a very good omen for a lasting bright future; something lucky about to befall you; dreams coming true.
The House = your home; maybe your family home as it denotes stability and security; generally a happy card; your home life is important to you.
The Coffin = stagnant situations; a waiting time to be endured; you have undertaken something which will try your patience - only you can decide when the situation has run it's course.
The Ring = joy in relationships when surrounded by positive cards; occassionally a bond with someone that isn't about love; strong bonds and happiness
The Bear = something or someone big; may call for you to be strong about something, but is a positive, friendly, protective card.
The Fox = an ambivalent card - may indicate a sly person or call for cunning on your part; someone not being entirely honest or being enigmatic.
The Scyth = decisive card, indicating a sharp break; suggests change
The Book = things still be be revealed; books, publishing; a bright, optimistic card; card of the unknown.
The Heart = love (duh); a happy card; if supported by positive cards indicates good omens in your personal life.

k, shoot!

 

[jomar]

We haven't met, but if you're still up to it and willing to do a blind reading I'd love to have it.

 

[honeypot104]

well, as a foreign guy on the other side of the world then sure, give it to me if you want

Well "foreign" and "other side of the world" really depend on your perspective!

I'm going to take the "give it to me if you want" as a classic example of Kiwi reticence, and pretend that you actually really wanted me to do your cards .

Sorry this didn't get to you before bedtime.

Your cards
Top Line - The Tower; The Snake; The Mouse
Middle Line - The Fox; The Flowers; The Sun
Bottom Line - The Dog; The Woman; The House

All cards previously described.

Phrases
Bottom Line - your home or homelife...a woman plays an important role, but indicators are that your relationship with her is not romantic (flatmate, sister, mother, friend).
Top left to bottom right - an old house, or house from your past. Much happiness. If you're looking to buy a place, you'll know the one when you see it. It might be old or you'll just have a sense about it.
Middle line - some cunning is called for. All will be well, but the mouse and snake on the line above would very much indicate caution on your part.
Left column - potentially a friend from the past who you need to be cautious about. They may not be as honest and upfront as you would like them to be.

Interpretation
An interesting mix of cards. The tower straight off indicates old things, things from the past and destiny. Certainly, if you're looking to buy property, there would be strong indicators to be cautious in your dealings with people, expect unexpected expenses, but ultimately you will have a home that you are very happy in.

If I read the cards row by row - there's some difficult situations to be navigated with people, these are meant to be. Ultimately, all will be well. Friends will support you, and your homelife will be happy.

 

[honeypot104]

*gets in line*

It's been a very long wait in line...thank you for not rioting.

Your cards
Top Line - The Heart; The Child; The Key
Middle Line - The Fish; The Tree; The Stork
Bottom Line - The Fox; The Anchor; The Clover

All cards previously described.

Interpretation

Littleninja, there aren't really phrases that emerge, rather some overall themes.
Growth, development, things moving along. Wisdom, health, vitality.
Joy, success, achieving goals. Wishes coming true, stability, happiness, love.

This is a damn fine set of cards. I'm sorry there's not more of a story, but it seems that the universe is just chucking good stuff at you. The Fox is a tricky card to navigate, and can mean that you need to exercise some cunning, or that someone is being sly. Given the cards around it, maybe watch out for a loved one or business associate, but with all other other positivity, I wouldn't be especially concerned. The tree, which denotes wisdom is your central card...you've got what it takes to handle any situation with wisdom and grace.